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Sublight Monster
@sublightmonster.bsky.social
Former paid liar.
Advisor/ghostwriter to Japan PMs Abe, Suga and Kishida, speechwriter for Tokyo Gov. Koike.
Still deciding whether I’m retired or just a bum. Born🇺🇸, living🇯🇵, trying to speak🇫🇷🇲🇽🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿.
Have the same name pretty much everywhere. He/him
He’s accomplished his goal. I look at that and think “damn, I’ve done pretty well with my life.”
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I feel like it’s the profoundly incompetent being manipulated and directed by the deliberately destructive
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
There is such a pathological fear of the “wrong” people receiving help that the process of receiving help gets turned into a punishment in order to satisfy their requirement for suffering.
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Coincidence? Wake up sheeple!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oh, and Happy Birthday!
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The day after Felix Unger gets thrown out of his apartment. Coincidence? I. THINK. NOT!!

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The Odd Couple TV Show Opening Theme Season Two 1970
YouTube video by retrorebirth
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November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The Duality of Man Show.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Also good that Japanese pro basketball is no longer called the BJ League.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Anything to look bigger.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh come on, how much precedent could there be for governments collapsing because they didn’t pay their militaries?

:flips through 2,500 years of recorded history: well would you look at that!
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
On the one hand, It didn’t come up on the news here. On the other, he rambles so inanely that he may have mumbled it as he was wandering off saluting potted plants. On the third, if you asked him the PM’s name, he wouldn’t remember, so he has no idea what he talked about.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Interesting how much he lightens his skin on his profile pic
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The look on his face when he realized the crowd wasn't cheering will never stop being beautiful.
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They rejected my suggestion, “put your Hallowiener away”
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Kinda figured there was no way this thing wouldn’t have him plastered all over it.
October 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh *that’s* what they’ve been spending their time investigating.
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM