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HEY CLOWN, wanna THROW DOWN and go ROUND for ROUND in POUND TOWN?
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sleepy bois caught dreamin
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
sleepy bois caught dreamin
“Bad news, you have Chlamydia. I know, I know, the sign out front makes this place sound WAY more fun than it actually is.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
“Bad news, you have Chlamydia. I know, I know, the sign out front makes this place sound WAY more fun than it actually is.”
FINALLY
IT’S HAPPENED TO ME
IT’S HAPPENED TO ME
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
FINALLY
IT’S HAPPENED TO ME
IT’S HAPPENED TO ME
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
I don’t get Good Hair Days™️ very often, so I have to capture the miracle when it happens. I should probably clean the mirror first, next time.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don’t get Good Hair Days™️ very often, so I have to capture the miracle when it happens. I should probably clean the mirror first, next time.
If a child were to ask me “What was the year 2000 like,” I would say nothing, show them this image, and walk away.
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
If a child were to ask me “What was the year 2000 like,” I would say nothing, show them this image, and walk away.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This plot sounds identical to SANTA WITH MUSCLES, and nothing should ever invoke that dumpster fire.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This plot sounds identical to SANTA WITH MUSCLES, and nothing should ever invoke that dumpster fire.
R.I.P. Tatsuya Nakadai. GOYOKIN is one of my favorite movies of all time - if you’ve ever seen me make a list, it’s always in the top five.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
R.I.P. Tatsuya Nakadai. GOYOKIN is one of my favorite movies of all time - if you’ve ever seen me make a list, it’s always in the top five.
NYANOMACHINES, SON
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
NYANOMACHINES, SON
Unlike most people, I only get my news from a reliable source.
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Unlike most people, I only get my news from a reliable source.
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
A Woman Is a Woman (1961)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A Woman Is a Woman (1961)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
White people whenever a brown person wins office:
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
White people whenever a brown person wins office:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN you've never fought a werewolf inside of a McDonald's?!
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN you've never fought a werewolf inside of a McDonald's?!