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HEY CLOWN, wanna THROW DOWN and go ROUND for ROUND in POUND TOWN?
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This isn’t how I wanted to learn that Bodysnatchers are real, but I suppose there’s worse ways.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
This isn’t how I wanted to learn that Bodysnatchers are real, but I suppose there’s worse ways.
“We got a new Silent Hill!”
a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
ALT: a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
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November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“We got a new Silent Hill!”
The real Castlevania is the friends we made along the way.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The real Castlevania is the friends we made along the way.
I’m continually puzzled by Jericho - was he always a douchebag, or did he grow into one? He seemed so cool back in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, and now he comes off like a bitter old man.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’m continually puzzled by Jericho - was he always a douchebag, or did he grow into one? He seemed so cool back in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, and now he comes off like a bitter old man.
Totally! Day One purchase, no question.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Totally! Day One purchase, no question.
A veritable Poo Poo Palace. A Doo Doo Domain, if you will.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A veritable Poo Poo Palace. A Doo Doo Domain, if you will.
This plot sounds identical to SANTA WITH MUSCLES, and nothing should ever invoke that dumpster fire.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This plot sounds identical to SANTA WITH MUSCLES, and nothing should ever invoke that dumpster fire.
When beating the crap outta dudes with ONE stick doesn’t cut it, Jeff Speakman brings backup.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When beating the crap outta dudes with ONE stick doesn’t cut it, Jeff Speakman brings backup.
Van Dammetry, Seagalogy, Lundgrenics, Schwarzenism, even Dudikoffery are all respected fields of study.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Van Dammetry, Seagalogy, Lundgrenics, Schwarzenism, even Dudikoffery are all respected fields of study.
As a lifelong practitioner of Van Dammetry, there are numerous moments in his movies where he shows the briefest flash of acting brilliance, only to be instantly nullified by whatever explosion or spin kick immediately followed.
youtu.be/vMvdGC2FIEU?...
youtu.be/vMvdGC2FIEU?...
Jean-Claude Van Damme Monologue From JCVD
YouTube video by OnesComplement
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
As a lifelong practitioner of Van Dammetry, there are numerous moments in his movies where he shows the briefest flash of acting brilliance, only to be instantly nullified by whatever explosion or spin kick immediately followed.
youtu.be/vMvdGC2FIEU?...
youtu.be/vMvdGC2FIEU?...
Jason Statham is a hell of a Beekeeper, and an even better Working Man, but he will NEVER be a TimeCop.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Jason Statham is a hell of a Beekeeper, and an even better Working Man, but he will NEVER be a TimeCop.
Some real Dong Zhuo shit.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Some real Dong Zhuo shit.
*sigh*
Well, I’m pregnant.
Well, I’m pregnant.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
*sigh*
Well, I’m pregnant.
Well, I’m pregnant.
[hiding my credit card in my nightstand dresser]
“No body… no crime.”
“No body… no crime.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
[hiding my credit card in my nightstand dresser]
“No body… no crime.”
“No body… no crime.”
The leader that Angel Grove truly needs in these unprecedented times.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The leader that Angel Grove truly needs in these unprecedented times.
Just the overall vibe, it was a bit too dreary for me. I didn’t *dislike* it, but the sequel was a big improvement IMO. The more over-the-top these things go, the more I enjoy them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just the overall vibe, it was a bit too dreary for me. I didn’t *dislike* it, but the sequel was a big improvement IMO. The more over-the-top these things go, the more I enjoy them.
I was kinda iffy on the first one, but I had a LOT of fun with the sequel. I’m in.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I was kinda iffy on the first one, but I had a LOT of fun with the sequel. I’m in.
Also suggesting that he cracked the code in regards to girth, width or length being the most important factor.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Also suggesting that he cracked the code in regards to girth, width or length being the most important factor.