The Smartest Floridian
@stryc9fuego.bsky.social
Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
I'd be more "scalie" but sure.
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'd be more "scalie" but sure.
You just know she is gonna spend an enormous amount of time trying to trace a short circuit, only to get frustrated, launch a spanner into a wall, and go get a couple fingers of Old Granddad.
Thank you very much for sharing.
Thank you very much for sharing.
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You just know she is gonna spend an enormous amount of time trying to trace a short circuit, only to get frustrated, launch a spanner into a wall, and go get a couple fingers of Old Granddad.
Thank you very much for sharing.
Thank you very much for sharing.
I have absolutely *zero* problems with Bill & Hillary being locked up as well.
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have absolutely *zero* problems with Bill & Hillary being locked up as well.
What a bombshell!
...and the info she passed is a surprise, too. 😏
...and the info she passed is a surprise, too. 😏
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What a bombshell!
...and the info she passed is a surprise, too. 😏
...and the info she passed is a surprise, too. 😏
Jiub definitely needs to be modded into more games
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Jiub definitely needs to be modded into more games
I have a feeling they're new to your content.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I have a feeling they're new to your content.
before twitter was purchased by a nazi it was a fight that could have possibly been won, but now that prick is doing everything he can to keep shit toxic.
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
before twitter was purchased by a nazi it was a fight that could have possibly been won, but now that prick is doing everything he can to keep shit toxic.
Of course, now it's a lot easier for people to compare notes and see what's going on. It's easier to actually *talk* to the targets of hate and see that it's unjustified.
Sadly, some people just need to hate, and those are the people being catered to.
Sadly, some people just need to hate, and those are the people being catered to.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Of course, now it's a lot easier for people to compare notes and see what's going on. It's easier to actually *talk* to the targets of hate and see that it's unjustified.
Sadly, some people just need to hate, and those are the people being catered to.
Sadly, some people just need to hate, and those are the people being catered to.
Absolutely. It's a well-known tactic by those in power. Separate people into boxes, tell the people in one box that the other box is the source of all their problems, then pick their pocket while they're shouting at the other box.
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Absolutely. It's a well-known tactic by those in power. Separate people into boxes, tell the people in one box that the other box is the source of all their problems, then pick their pocket while they're shouting at the other box.
>Abuse targets go to BlueSky.
>They try to go to BlueSky to continue the abuse.
>Get immediately blocked because the block works.
>"BlueSky is gonna die and they'll be back on X."
>that doesn't happen because duh
"Hey c'mon back!"
>They try to go to BlueSky to continue the abuse.
>Get immediately blocked because the block works.
>"BlueSky is gonna die and they'll be back on X."
>that doesn't happen because duh
"Hey c'mon back!"
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
>Abuse targets go to BlueSky.
>They try to go to BlueSky to continue the abuse.
>Get immediately blocked because the block works.
>"BlueSky is gonna die and they'll be back on X."
>that doesn't happen because duh
"Hey c'mon back!"
>They try to go to BlueSky to continue the abuse.
>Get immediately blocked because the block works.
>"BlueSky is gonna die and they'll be back on X."
>that doesn't happen because duh
"Hey c'mon back!"
I think that even if everyone was financially secure, nobody would care as much as these assholes do.
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I think that even if everyone was financially secure, nobody would care as much as these assholes do.
i keep mentally going back to this thread on the bird site awhile back where trans people were asked what they would do if all cis people were taken away for 24 hours; what they'd do with that time, and an overwhelming amount of trans people would just want to go for a swim.
December 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
i keep mentally going back to this thread on the bird site awhile back where trans people were asked what they would do if all cis people were taken away for 24 hours; what they'd do with that time, and an overwhelming amount of trans people would just want to go for a swim.
spin it however you like, if people can't meet their basic necessities, you're shit at your job.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
spin it however you like, if people can't meet their basic necessities, you're shit at your job.
"why is the economy stagnant?" because none of the money is allowed to move. how is this a question?
it's like if the economy was a mighty, raging river, but then some assholes decided to siphon off so much water in gigantic cisterns that all that's left is a thin trickle.
it's like if the economy was a mighty, raging river, but then some assholes decided to siphon off so much water in gigantic cisterns that all that's left is a thin trickle.
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"why is the economy stagnant?" because none of the money is allowed to move. how is this a question?
it's like if the economy was a mighty, raging river, but then some assholes decided to siphon off so much water in gigantic cisterns that all that's left is a thin trickle.
it's like if the economy was a mighty, raging river, but then some assholes decided to siphon off so much water in gigantic cisterns that all that's left is a thin trickle.
i feel like whatever president legalizes weed could just coast the rest of their term and be fucking *enshrined*.
"all he did was legalize weed and then hold a 4-year rager. he was the best damned president ever."
"all he did was legalize weed and then hold a 4-year rager. he was the best damned president ever."
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i feel like whatever president legalizes weed could just coast the rest of their term and be fucking *enshrined*.
"all he did was legalize weed and then hold a 4-year rager. he was the best damned president ever."
"all he did was legalize weed and then hold a 4-year rager. he was the best damned president ever."
not a single thin dime in the bigot bucket
(but also no beef with bell-ringers; a lot of them don't know shit)
(but also no beef with bell-ringers; a lot of them don't know shit)
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
not a single thin dime in the bigot bucket
(but also no beef with bell-ringers; a lot of them don't know shit)
(but also no beef with bell-ringers; a lot of them don't know shit)
always does right my me. i watch adorable cat videos, it puts up *more* adorable cat videos, triggering an endless cycle of feline-triggered dopamine.
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
always does right my me. i watch adorable cat videos, it puts up *more* adorable cat videos, triggering an endless cycle of feline-triggered dopamine.
such a good game! such a mindf*ck of a story!
(mild spoilers for the beginning of the game)
i'm used to the trope of infiltrating a government agency to be met with armed guards trying to shoot you, but it's like you run into people and they're like "you're the new boss!" and you're like "wat?"
(mild spoilers for the beginning of the game)
i'm used to the trope of infiltrating a government agency to be met with armed guards trying to shoot you, but it's like you run into people and they're like "you're the new boss!" and you're like "wat?"
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
such a good game! such a mindf*ck of a story!
(mild spoilers for the beginning of the game)
i'm used to the trope of infiltrating a government agency to be met with armed guards trying to shoot you, but it's like you run into people and they're like "you're the new boss!" and you're like "wat?"
(mild spoilers for the beginning of the game)
i'm used to the trope of infiltrating a government agency to be met with armed guards trying to shoot you, but it's like you run into people and they're like "you're the new boss!" and you're like "wat?"
'sokay, I got a big plexiglas tank full of hand sanitizer, we'll just soak you in it like it's friggin' bacta from Star Wars.
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
'sokay, I got a big plexiglas tank full of hand sanitizer, we'll just soak you in it like it's friggin' bacta from Star Wars.
oh would you imagine that? a foundation based on hate is starting to hate itself.
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
oh would you imagine that? a foundation based on hate is starting to hate itself.
The best thing to come out of the Star Wars prequels, IMO, are the animated Clone Wars.
I sometimes watch Mace Windu throw hands with an entire Droid army as a bit of zen.
I sometimes watch Mace Windu throw hands with an entire Droid army as a bit of zen.
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The best thing to come out of the Star Wars prequels, IMO, are the animated Clone Wars.
I sometimes watch Mace Windu throw hands with an entire Droid army as a bit of zen.
I sometimes watch Mace Windu throw hands with an entire Droid army as a bit of zen.
What grave sin did I commit against you that you felt the need to curse my tormented eyes with this?
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What grave sin did I commit against you that you felt the need to curse my tormented eyes with this?
"Oh sure! Yeah we totally pledge to not prosecute."
>4 years later
"We lied. Ironic, isn't it?"
>4 years later
"We lied. Ironic, isn't it?"
December 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"Oh sure! Yeah we totally pledge to not prosecute."
>4 years later
"We lied. Ironic, isn't it?"
>4 years later
"We lied. Ironic, isn't it?"
Gotta love how even the ICC seal looks done with our shit.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gotta love how even the ICC seal looks done with our shit.