The Smartest Floridian
@stryc9fuego.bsky.social
Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
'sokay, I got a big plexiglas tank full of hand sanitizer, we'll just soak you in it like it's friggin' bacta from Star Wars.
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
'sokay, I got a big plexiglas tank full of hand sanitizer, we'll just soak you in it like it's friggin' bacta from Star Wars.
Gotta love how even the ICC seal looks done with our shit.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gotta love how even the ICC seal looks done with our shit.
of course not!
A. that's gross
B. I have a cat
It's in a drawer with one of these on it.
A. that's gross
B. I have a cat
It's in a drawer with one of these on it.
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
of course not!
A. that's gross
B. I have a cat
It's in a drawer with one of these on it.
A. that's gross
B. I have a cat
It's in a drawer with one of these on it.
maybe he's tired of feeling shamed by the steering wheel?
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
maybe he's tired of feeling shamed by the steering wheel?
2 out of 296. I would imagine it's probably one of my first posts, before I knew to set where BSKY *forces* alt-text.
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
2 out of 296. I would imagine it's probably one of my first posts, before I knew to set where BSKY *forces* alt-text.
I gotta see if there is a way to find out where I fucked up.
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I gotta see if there is a way to find out where I fucked up.
No surprises here.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
No surprises here.
I wanted to see the kitten, so I tried to look up this shirt to see the whole image.
There are a *surprising* amount of different shirts that are an adorable kitten with the caption "rage consumes me".
I think I found it, though...
There are a *surprising* amount of different shirts that are an adorable kitten with the caption "rage consumes me".
I think I found it, though...
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I wanted to see the kitten, so I tried to look up this shirt to see the whole image.
There are a *surprising* amount of different shirts that are an adorable kitten with the caption "rage consumes me".
I think I found it, though...
There are a *surprising* amount of different shirts that are an adorable kitten with the caption "rage consumes me".
I think I found it, though...
have you tried for filtering for videos uploaded just this week?
I don't know how well those filters actually filter...
I don't know how well those filters actually filter...
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
have you tried for filtering for videos uploaded just this week?
I don't know how well those filters actually filter...
I don't know how well those filters actually filter...
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
It's an instant stuffing mix. Dead easy to make; you heat a mix of water and butter to a boil, mix in the mix, wait 5 minutes, you got stuffing.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's an instant stuffing mix. Dead easy to make; you heat a mix of water and butter to a boil, mix in the mix, wait 5 minutes, you got stuffing.
what a killjoy. if she met Picasso she'd be all like "a guitar doesn't look like that"
if you wanted an image to look exactly like you, you'd use a camera
if you wanted an image to look exactly like you, you'd use a camera
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
what a killjoy. if she met Picasso she'd be all like "a guitar doesn't look like that"
if you wanted an image to look exactly like you, you'd use a camera
if you wanted an image to look exactly like you, you'd use a camera
So I've been working on a settlement in No Man's Sky.
THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement.
THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.
THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement.
THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So I've been working on a settlement in No Man's Sky.
THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement.
THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.
THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement.
THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.
Two words: rose gold.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Two words: rose gold.
TIL there are special utensils for sufferers of Parkinson's disease that use small motors to counteract the tremors and hold your food steady.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
TIL there are special utensils for sufferers of Parkinson's disease that use small motors to counteract the tremors and hold your food steady.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
