Strikes 🐊
@strikesdacroc.bsky.social
large crocodile doing large crocodile things including but not limited to: mooching off my husband, political discourse, and retweeting spicy stuff. DM’s OPEN he/him
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Love my in-laws but they just CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS ON THE WHEEL when they’re driving
Just… both hands doing other shit. 60mph. PLEASE. 🙏
Just… both hands doing other shit. 60mph. PLEASE. 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Love my in-laws but they just CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS ON THE WHEEL when they’re driving
Just… both hands doing other shit. 60mph. PLEASE. 🙏
Just… both hands doing other shit. 60mph. PLEASE. 🙏
Went thru Khemia with the hoossbant @heartflamewoof.bsky.social and I’m pleased to report that Alexios has somehow become even more hatable and something bad needs to happen to him by the end of the series or I riot
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Went thru Khemia with the hoossbant @heartflamewoof.bsky.social and I’m pleased to report that Alexios has somehow become even more hatable and something bad needs to happen to him by the end of the series or I riot
Irl bestie just got diagnosed with Large B-Cell Lymphoma 😥 he’s gunna be fine but man that sucks.
He’s like, the healthiest guy I know but his genetics are cursed. His brother just recovered from a different kind of cancer a few months ago. Crazy shit.
He’s like, the healthiest guy I know but his genetics are cursed. His brother just recovered from a different kind of cancer a few months ago. Crazy shit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Irl bestie just got diagnosed with Large B-Cell Lymphoma 😥 he’s gunna be fine but man that sucks.
He’s like, the healthiest guy I know but his genetics are cursed. His brother just recovered from a different kind of cancer a few months ago. Crazy shit.
He’s like, the healthiest guy I know but his genetics are cursed. His brother just recovered from a different kind of cancer a few months ago. Crazy shit.
I think my most hipster opinion is that I vastly preferred the Alan Resnik era of Night Mind and I find it to difficult to watch his stuff post-DHMIS after he tried to become tumblr sexyman
His sona *is* hot tho…
His sona *is* hot tho…
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I think my most hipster opinion is that I vastly preferred the Alan Resnik era of Night Mind and I find it to difficult to watch his stuff post-DHMIS after he tried to become tumblr sexyman
His sona *is* hot tho…
His sona *is* hot tho…
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Eaisce is ready and willing!
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Eaisce is ready and willing!
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Terrorizing my husband @heartflamewoof.bsky.social at 3AM
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Terrorizing my husband @heartflamewoof.bsky.social at 3AM
Pedialyte fucking rules
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Pedialyte fucking rules
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Quick ref sheet
Lookit those buns
Lookit those buns
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Quick ref sheet
Lookit those buns
Lookit those buns
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Megabonk is a Garlic-like?! But bruh people were saying this is game of the year, i was not expecting it to just be 3D vampire survivors lol
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Megabonk is a Garlic-like?! But bruh people were saying this is game of the year, i was not expecting it to just be 3D vampire survivors lol
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It’s Blackstar!
His superpower is the power of black holes! He can compress and expand focused, selected space at will!
His superpower is the power of black holes! He can compress and expand focused, selected space at will!
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It’s Blackstar!
His superpower is the power of black holes! He can compress and expand focused, selected space at will!
His superpower is the power of black holes! He can compress and expand focused, selected space at will!
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See a kobold post a kobold? oki :3
Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy…
(Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)
Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy…
(Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
See a kobold post a kobold? oki :3
Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy…
(Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)
Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy…
(Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)
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Vore pred bellies when
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Vore pred bellies when
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To all bird sonas
October 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
To all bird sonas
Haven’t played the game myself yet, cause I don’t have a PlayStation, but from what I’ve seen of silent Hill F. – it’s a far superior game and almost every way than silent Hill homecoming.
HOWEVER!!! I don’t wanna hear another motherfucker say homecoming is bad because of the combat focus 😤 lol
HOWEVER!!! I don’t wanna hear another motherfucker say homecoming is bad because of the combat focus 😤 lol
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Haven’t played the game myself yet, cause I don’t have a PlayStation, but from what I’ve seen of silent Hill F. – it’s a far superior game and almost every way than silent Hill homecoming.
HOWEVER!!! I don’t wanna hear another motherfucker say homecoming is bad because of the combat focus 😤 lol
HOWEVER!!! I don’t wanna hear another motherfucker say homecoming is bad because of the combat focus 😤 lol
Being a fan of anything SUCKS nowadays.
It feels like a metronome bouncing between being letdown, disappointed, and outright betrayed by things you enjoy, while also getting harassed for expressing criticisms for things you don’t enjoy.
I wish I could care less. I just wanna go back to consuming
It feels like a metronome bouncing between being letdown, disappointed, and outright betrayed by things you enjoy, while also getting harassed for expressing criticisms for things you don’t enjoy.
I wish I could care less. I just wanna go back to consuming
October 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Being a fan of anything SUCKS nowadays.
It feels like a metronome bouncing between being letdown, disappointed, and outright betrayed by things you enjoy, while also getting harassed for expressing criticisms for things you don’t enjoy.
I wish I could care less. I just wanna go back to consuming
It feels like a metronome bouncing between being letdown, disappointed, and outright betrayed by things you enjoy, while also getting harassed for expressing criticisms for things you don’t enjoy.
I wish I could care less. I just wanna go back to consuming
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BIG MAMMA SOLA here to smash it up!
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
BIG MAMMA SOLA here to smash it up!
The utter brainrot for my own OC is eating me like worms
Anyway here’s more edgy birdslop. I’ve been listening to Skeleta and other Ghost songs nonstop while drawing and fantasizing about cool scenes so I added a schizo version of the doodle sheet crammed with iconic and relevant song lyrics
Anyway here’s more edgy birdslop. I’ve been listening to Skeleta and other Ghost songs nonstop while drawing and fantasizing about cool scenes so I added a schizo version of the doodle sheet crammed with iconic and relevant song lyrics
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The utter brainrot for my own OC is eating me like worms
Anyway here’s more edgy birdslop. I’ve been listening to Skeleta and other Ghost songs nonstop while drawing and fantasizing about cool scenes so I added a schizo version of the doodle sheet crammed with iconic and relevant song lyrics
Anyway here’s more edgy birdslop. I’ve been listening to Skeleta and other Ghost songs nonstop while drawing and fantasizing about cool scenes so I added a schizo version of the doodle sheet crammed with iconic and relevant song lyrics
I seem to have stumbled across the one thing that can actually get you heat on bluesky. While it’s been mildly entertaining dealing with weirdo Hasan glazers, It’s concerning that they seem incapable of realizing that somebody can both be a good faith actor while also disagreeing with them.
October 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I seem to have stumbled across the one thing that can actually get you heat on bluesky. While it’s been mildly entertaining dealing with weirdo Hasan glazers, It’s concerning that they seem incapable of realizing that somebody can both be a good faith actor while also disagreeing with them.
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Happy Pectober boys! Let's celebrate the best type of pillows this month! For that I am holding a little YCH!
If you're interested in a slot, fill in the form below! You can also get your version with flat abs
Examples are also below^^
If you're interested in a slot, fill in the form below! You can also get your version with flat abs
Examples are also below^^
October 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Happy Pectober boys! Let's celebrate the best type of pillows this month! For that I am holding a little YCH!
If you're interested in a slot, fill in the form below! You can also get your version with flat abs
Examples are also below^^
If you're interested in a slot, fill in the form below! You can also get your version with flat abs
Examples are also below^^
Who do I mail to get my “I hated hasan piker before it was cool” shirt?
Hasan turning out to be a terrible dog owner is so… unsurprising? Idk the man’a kind of a psycho, the dog abuse is not a huge stretch for me.
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Who do I mail to get my “I hated hasan piker before it was cool” shirt?