Strikes 🐊
@strikesdacroc.bsky.social
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large crocodile doing large crocodile things including but not limited to: mooching off my husband, political discourse, and retweeting spicy stuff. DM’s OPEN he/him
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koboldworkshop.bsky.social
See a kobold post a kobold? oki :3

Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy…

(Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)
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strikesdacroc.bsky.social
“LeAvE iT To aMerIcAns tO mAkE a siLeNt hiLl GaMe tHaT pLaYs LiKe A fIgHtInG gAmE-“ stfu at least Alex was a soldier (in his own head) so it made sense for him to be scrappy. Why does this little highschool girl fight like a dark souls protagonist 😭🤣
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
Haven’t played the game myself yet, cause I don’t have a PlayStation, but from what I’ve seen of silent Hill F. – it’s a far superior game and almost every way than silent Hill homecoming.

HOWEVER!!! I don’t wanna hear another motherfucker say homecoming is bad because of the combat focus 😤 lol
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
Being a fan of anything SUCKS nowadays.

It feels like a metronome bouncing between being letdown, disappointed, and outright betrayed by things you enjoy, while also getting harassed for expressing criticisms for things you don’t enjoy.

I wish I could care less. I just wanna go back to consuming
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heartflamewoof.bsky.social
BIG MAMMA SOLA here to smash it up!
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
The utter brainrot for my own OC is eating me like worms

Anyway here’s more edgy birdslop. I’ve been listening to Skeleta and other Ghost songs nonstop while drawing and fantasizing about cool scenes so I added a schizo version of the doodle sheet crammed with iconic and relevant song lyrics
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
Voting, Organizing, joining a workers co-op: ❌❌❌

Harassing random furries: ✅✅✅

This is why trump won 🤣
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
I seem to have stumbled across the one thing that can actually get you heat on bluesky. While it’s been mildly entertaining dealing with weirdo Hasan glazers, It’s concerning that they seem incapable of realizing that somebody can both be a good faith actor while also disagreeing with them.
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
If you think anything you’ve said for the last 30 minutes has gotten anything other than an amused chuckle from me, then I know why you’re a Hassan fan. He’s a raging narcissist as well 🤣

Actually I’m kinda curious, how is this helping leftism? Like, what’s your goal here exactly?
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
What do you want me to do? Reach into your brain and take the worm out of it?

You guys have made it clear you aren’t interesting in talking facts, just flinging shit. Don’t pretend to care now
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
Talking about my boners, scrolling thru my account, thinking about what things I like to jerk off too

You guys must be big fans 💅
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
You wish somebody on this earth thought about you sexually
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
It’s not a lie, it’s what I genuinely believe from the evidence I’ve seen from people much smarter than you, hasan, or I — it’s an open and shut case.

To me, you’re just throwing a tantrum because you disagree with me. That’s very MAGA.

Which one of us is creeping through post histories again?
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
You guys literally started it, I think you picked the wrong meme lol
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
Spending time out of your day to antagonize randoms on the internet who criticized your favorite political celebrity?

Idk man seems kinda MAGA coded to me
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
$3 isn’t worth the effort to get back for me, life’s too short to pick fights and sweat the small stuff.

Also, I’m not shocked that the pig isn’t embarrassed to be seen rolling in shit and mud 🤷‍♂️
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grandtaurus.bsky.social
Happy Pectober boys! Let's celebrate the best type of pillows this month! For that I am holding a little YCH!
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strikesdacroc.bsky.social
Imagine having so little to do that you creep through my post history just to find ammo lmao. Talk about fatherless behavior

I love my dad. He’s awesome. Sorry if you can’t relate ✌️
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
Local leftist comes out as an anti-furry reactionary. Also: fork found in kitchen

Do you have any opinions of your own
strikesdacroc.bsky.social
It IS pretty funny that this guy is one of the most blatant liars on the internet and yet still has a loyal fanbase willing to dilute themselves into thinking he can do no wrong.

Lol