Dirsten Kunst
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Dirsten Kunst
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I thought the future would be cooler / 39 / he/they / Ladytron Enthusiast / Blair Witch 2 Apologist / Bury her with bad hair / Husband of @gunslut.bsky.social / 🏳️‍🌈 & 💛🟣💛 / 🍉 / https://www.akt.org.uk/donate/

📍Caerdydd, Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I infinitely quote his line from Swan Song: "Bury her with bad hair"

It's a fantastically cutting and utterly fabulous line that I adore! I was howling!🤣

(Context: he's a retired hairdresser, and an old republican client of his states in her will for him to style her hair for her funeral)
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Them: "Hey, you're so quiet today. What's on your mind?"

Me: "Huh? Oh! Nothing..."

My mind:
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Omfg, this had me in a chokehold last night.

Brava!👏😍
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM