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Dirsten Kunst
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I thought the future would be cooler / 39 / he/they / Ladytron Enthusiast / Blair Witch 2 Apologist / Bury her with bad hair / Husband of @gunslut.bsky.social / 🏳️‍🌈 & 💛🟣💛 / 🍉 / https://www.akt.org.uk/donate/

📍Caerdydd, Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Wintery stroll 🌲
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Cinema time! 🎬
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Horrors @ Y Plas 💖🎶
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Tiny Computer (2000)
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I infinitely quote his line from Swan Song: "Bury her with bad hair"

It's a fantastically cutting and utterly fabulous line that I adore! I was howling!🤣

(Context: he's a retired hairdresser, and an old republican client of his states in her will for him to style her hair for her funeral)
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
RIP Udo Kier, the queen of cult cinema 💔
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by*

(*Nightmare and Muppets are a given)
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Ladytron (44) The Horrors (32) Queen Adreena (27) Kraftwerk (24) Nation of Language (24). #myweekcounted 357 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Early morning cheers ft. a kiss from Elsa Lanchester. ☕️
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Them: "Hey, you're so quiet today. What's on your mind?"

Me: "Huh? Oh! Nothing..."

My mind:
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So yeah, Ladytron's 8th album, "Paradises", is out on March 20th 🥰🎶
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My new personality has just been announced 🥰🥰🥰
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Aquazoo Löbbecke Museum was a 10min walk from my hotel, so what else was I going to do during my downtime while I was alone in a foreign city on a stressful work trip? 🐠

Excuse the self-conscious selfie... but I was a lone bearded "man" surrounded by families with horrible children😒
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A few shots from my work trip to Düsseldorf... I was out there on my own, so I went for a 2-hour stroll around the city on Saturday morning with my earphones in as I had some time to kill.
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Forgot I took this selfie on Friday when I was two large glasses of pinot noir deep on an empty stomach, at 10am, at Heathrow #bonkywonkyface #skewwhiff 🍷
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Nation of Language (56) Ethel Cain (29) Perfume Genius (23) ROSALÍA (19) Ladytron (17). #myweekcounted 256 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Me in public: My headphones:
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Thought this place looked pretty cool... just checked on google maps, turns out it's a funeral home 🤷‍♂️
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM