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Streetcat
@streetcat-stan.bsky.social
Lefty linguist plus other stuff. 🏳️‍🌈 I crochet a lot, knit a little, and talk about yarn. I love to pet cats. Sometimes I have purple hair and complain. Realistic but not into doomerism. I block repost-only accounts
Post a banger that isn't in English

youtu.be/2XgE7phaRr4?...
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Well well well if it isn't the paranoid bitch (me) who always ranted about privacy and technology and "what ifs" and you said she was crazy because...I am, actually, a little bit, but it turns out everyone is coming to me to learn about mesh and analog and home servers and my basement full of cans
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
My son, 11: I found an article listing the top 20 most queer pokemon

Me: ok obviously I want to read that but it's bedtime

Son: what does it mean the "moon is canonically queer"

Me: it belongs to lesbians mostly

Son: it also says Bulbasaur is a "plant daddy"

(That was where I lost it)
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Local woman keeps existing another day through spite alone
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Was talking to my dad who asked if I'm "applying for jobs" which I said, yes, I apply to at least 3 a day, but I rarely get responses

Every time we have this conversation, he is shocked, because he believes the economy is great and jobs are great despite the fact that I tell him this over and over
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I'm open to anyone trying them, and

as a fat person who has

The subreddits are so full of people struggling with undocumented side effects, including extremely severe depression. Not caring about life. It's why I stopped taking them.

But a lot of people, that doesn't stop them
GLPs seem pretty cool but it feels a lot like we're in for a few years of body shaming that's going to make the 90s look accepting.
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
What I want all crochet 🧶 beginners to know

Is that when you compare crochet and knitting, crochet is easier to learn the stitches. Knitting has a steeper learning curve *Initially* and that scares people off and crochet seems very welcoming because forming a stitch is not so bad

But
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 AM
My friend and I like to take each other on tours and she planned one on Friday for me -- we went to the best places including a couple of amazing vintage shops

One of them was run by a couple. Around the shop were random porcelain doll legs in little bags

OBVIOUSLY I bought a pair
Tell me something that brought you joy this week.

Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
If you need to find joy today

Read this understated account of a ridiculous event

(Which buries an incredible part of the story at the very end)

www.wionews.com/trending/8-i...
8-inch WWI live shell in French man's rectum sparks massive scare, bomb squad and fire brigade deployed
The World War I artillery shell was found stuck in the rectum of a young French man when he reached a hospital complaining of discomfort. Local media reports suggest that it ended up in his body likel...
www.wionews.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I'm going to sleep so much it's going to be so crazy
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Like just to be clear you know Bill Clinton is guilty AF too right

Of plenty and certainly sexual assault of adults which has been known FOR YEARS, but I'm hearing that some vote blue Dems are trying to "there's no proof" him which I thought was just a GOP fantasy, so please grow up
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I feel like a good US capitalist dystopian move would be a credit card that gives me points back on medical bills

But I've already checked, and the best they can do is CVS or a scam card
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I had a dream that I found the most amazing store and in the corner they had shelves and shelves of vintage lucite box purses, in STUNNING condition

I was so excited, because those cost so much to ship and it's really hard to tell the quality from photos

So sad that place is not real
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
On a whim, I commented "lame" in response to some dude simping for ICE in Instagram comments, zero context, and he got a bit defensive, which kinda floors me
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I've been in just the most persistent depression and blah blah blah the world and my brain but I just really love my cats
February 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Me yelling into my husband's office,

"Are you 35?"

"No, 36?"

Which was because I forgot how old I was and I was trying to calculate based on his age and I never thought that would be me but
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
How do I find knitting 🧶 with big cables like this (are they even cables?) I found sand cables as a term, but more generally
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by Streetcat
Knitted self portrait by knit artist
Kate Just
🧶 #knit #knitsky
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I know some people have wondered where the money is going -- they say the charities here.

I also know that some people have said the crochet version isn't quite as good; a solution could be worth buying the pattern or donating and then if you want crocheting up a similar hat.
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I managed to nap today (!!) after another mostly sleepless night. My leg was hurting a little I guess, and in my half asleep haze I thought, "the trick is to have an achy leg and move it like this, that's how you sleep, you just have to remember that, that's the trick, just hold it 90°"
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Curious about high quality acrylic or cotton Yarns 🧶 that come in a *very wide* variety of colors, and are usually worsted and DK. Like many different shades of of one color.

I am US based and will brave tarriffs, but the packages get stuck in the port for months sometimes 😐 so not preferred
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Oh I LOVE a bulky and textured knit
Sometimes wearing a sweater is just too much...
I love wearing vests and the "Trotter vest" it's my pattern of the day. The pattern is available via Yarnz2go & Ravelry.
Happy knitting! 🧶
#justknitting #knitsky #allthingsyarn #crafting #knitwear #handknit #crochetandknitting #slowfashion #knitstyle
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by Streetcat
Each time a terf cis queer "ally" comes at me and tries to shut me up, I'll get louder.

Call the police, I don't care.
You are just showing how weak and fragile your ego is.

www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

I wouldn't mind people buying my pattern in case of legal fees, though 😅
#knitsky 🧶
FCK HP pattern by joLior Katz
Inspiration
www.ravelry.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Since the break and subsequent surgery, my right foot is always a little cold but sometimes I can tuck it under my giant orange cat and it's just
a cartoon character with blue hair and green eyes giving the ok sign
Alt: a cartoon character with blue hair and green eyes giving the ok sign
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Cannot recommend @xblock.aendra.dev enough if you don't want to see twitter or truth social screenshots on your feed
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM