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Spanners & sketamine
December 2, 2023 at 11:34 PM
The Hammering on the door grows louder.
Hands trembling, Dave Courtney raises the gun to his temple; his squad of Luton bouncers won't get here in time, and he won't be taken alive.
Pigeons fly from the roof as a single gunshot is heard.
Outside a confused TV Licence inspector walks back to his van
October 23, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Ok ok ok, we smoke heroine through a hookah pipe to emulate the charged air being cooled by the intercooler, followed by snorting three fat slugs of coke to elevate the boost pressure of our bloodstreams
October 17, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Jae going to a leather night last minute, in an outfit almost entirely nicked from partners both present and past.
More likely than you might think
October 13, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Maybe if we take a candy flip + crack to emulate the rotation of the twin screws
October 4, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Things do in fact get too fast and too furious when you accidentally do two lines of methamphetamine thinking it's just regular speed
October 4, 2023 at 2:41 PM
YEEAAAHHH BAYBEEE DANGER TO MANIFOLD LETS GOOOO!!!!
October 3, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Taking alpha-methylphenethylamine and trenbolone acetate as to watch this whilst both fast and furious.
As god intended.
October 3, 2023 at 7:30 PM
October 1, 2023 at 11:59 PM
THIS POST IS AIMED AT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR
September 6, 2023 at 2:27 PM
You shouldn't have leaders, heroes or 'influencers' when it comes to Anarchism.

It's people help the people, the only heroes we should have are the protest dogs
August 27, 2023 at 4:45 PM
I wonder what it could be 🤔
July 28, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Forbidden knowledge unlocked, take a hit of poppers whenever someone chromes their mouth in fury road you will indeed have a lovely day
July 24, 2023 at 8:46 PM