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Spanners & sketamine
There's now a second account, y'know for the normal reasons
This is the second account for second account related posting
December 16, 2023 at 11:57 AM
December 2, 2023 at 11:34 PM
I miss the smell of engine oil on my hands
November 30, 2023 at 6:39 PM
They say if life gives you lemons you make lemonade but like what beverage do you make when life gives you dental pain and a dead car?

Am I supposed to drink a mixture of dot4 and benzocaine now?
November 12, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Turns out though the body may keep the score, you can force it to lose count with the application of a sauna and some ice water 😌
October 30, 2023 at 11:02 PM
The Hammering on the door grows louder.
Hands trembling, Dave Courtney raises the gun to his temple; his squad of Luton bouncers won't get here in time, and he won't be taken alive.
Pigeons fly from the roof as a single gunshot is heard.
Outside a confused TV Licence inspector walks back to his van
October 23, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Maybe she can indeed keep getting away with this
October 13, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Jae going to a leather night last minute, in an outfit almost entirely nicked from partners both present and past.
More likely than you might think
October 13, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Things do in fact get too fast and too furious when you accidentally do two lines of methamphetamine thinking it's just regular speed
October 4, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Taking alpha-methylphenethylamine and trenbolone acetate as to watch this whilst both fast and furious.
As god intended.
October 3, 2023 at 7:30 PM
¡BOULDER BROS HATE HER!
¡ONE EASY TRICK TO GET BETTER AT SLAB CLIMBING!
¡G̶R̶O̶W̶ ̶6̶I̶N̶C̶H̶E̶S̶ ̶I̶N̶ ̶S̶I̶X̶ ̶D̶A̶Y̶S̶!

Instead of training to improve your slab climbing just take Methylphenidate instead!
September 29, 2023 at 12:58 PM
friends, comrades, co-conspirators:
I've been struggling for a while with the debt I picked up while I was homeless, and after the squat I was living in was demolished. I've started a gofundme to maybe help me get out of debt, anything anyone can contribute would be a huge help.
gofund.me/14a16f3a
Helping Jae get out of debt, organized by Jae Roberts
Hey, thanks for looking at my Go Fund Me - here's a bit about me and why I'm asking strangers… Jae Roberts needs your support for Helping Jae get out of debt
gofund.me
September 28, 2023 at 6:22 PM
The communard - red banner on his arm - desperately trying to do the good work of the revolution, wondering why quite so many transsexuals are trying to fist him
September 15, 2023 at 6:56 PM
remember to never forget
youtu.be
September 11, 2023 at 12:51 PM
THIS POST IS AIMED AT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR
September 6, 2023 at 2:27 PM
You shouldn't have leaders, heroes or 'influencers' when it comes to Anarchism.

It's people help the people, the only heroes we should have are the protest dogs
August 27, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Sometimes you just gotta listen to pat the bunny whilst you clean every god damn food prep surface in your squat
Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Jesus Does The Dishes
youtu.be
August 25, 2023 at 2:16 PM
'I fucking love this dark noise set' I yell, ripping a fat line of speed and gabba smacking my head before being snatched from the northern line train by the British transport police
August 19, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Y'know what I think,
Y'know, y'know what I think
Do you know what I think?
Dear god please someone answer I just want to know what I think I'm begging please it's intolerable
August 3, 2023 at 10:30 PM
I wonder what it could be 🤔
July 28, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Forbidden knowledge unlocked, take a hit of poppers whenever someone chromes their mouth in fury road you will indeed have a lovely day
July 24, 2023 at 8:46 PM
I'm sick and fucking tired of this lovely queer community I've found, in two months not one person has called me a degenerate pervert for my sexual proclivities and frankly I don't feel special anymore
July 24, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Mum says it's my turn on the gender
listen, i'm not transphobic OR cisphobic. in fact, i don't even SEE gender. at the end of the day, we're all one gender. the human gender
July 23, 2023 at 3:35 PM
I love living in an area where I can be like " I'm gonna paint my room in the middle of the night" and a taskforce of topless transexuals triangulate to help tackle the task
July 23, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Had a waft of CofE school assembly memories, on an unrelated note
we plough the dolls and scatter the good seed on they mouths
July 21, 2023 at 11:29 AM