Alex Horwitz
@strange-case.com
Directed Hamilton's America, Autonomy, Alice Jacobs is Dead, stuff with Bon Jovi.
Reads Sutter Cane. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
https://linktr.ee/alexhorwitz
Reads Sutter Cane. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
https://linktr.ee/alexhorwitz
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Alex Horwitz
@strange-case.com
· Jan 17
a chimpanzee wearing a pink shirt is holding a gun in its mouth .
ALT: a chimpanzee wearing a pink shirt is holding a gun in its mouth .
media.tenor.com
I don't use generative AI to write. My method feels more like ChatCPZ.
Never mind the jobs you had; tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Geological Catastrophes
2. The Musical Film
3. Yiddish Literature
4. P. T. Barnum (tutorial, my syllabus)
5. Developmental Psychology
1. Geological Catastrophes
2. The Musical Film
3. Yiddish Literature
4. P. T. Barnum (tutorial, my syllabus)
5. Developmental Psychology
Never mind the jobs you had; tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Ancient Rome (almost a Classics major)
2. Geology (visited a fault line!)
3. Oceanography (let’s just say my grade was below “sea” level)
4. The English Novel
5. Shakespeare (performed Midsummer Night’s Dream all over campus)
1. Ancient Rome (almost a Classics major)
2. Geology (visited a fault line!)
3. Oceanography (let’s just say my grade was below “sea” level)
4. The English Novel
5. Shakespeare (performed Midsummer Night’s Dream all over campus)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. American Jewish Immigration History
2. Ancient Greek (that was rough)
3. Int'l Relations Theory
4. Modern Poetry
5. Slavery in World History (the class that sparked an interest that became my career)
1. American Jewish Immigration History
2. Ancient Greek (that was rough)
3. Int'l Relations Theory
4. Modern Poetry
5. Slavery in World History (the class that sparked an interest that became my career)
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Never mind the jobs you had; tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Geological Catastrophes
2. The Musical Film
3. Yiddish Literature
4. P. T. Barnum (tutorial, my syllabus)
5. Developmental Psychology
1. Geological Catastrophes
2. The Musical Film
3. Yiddish Literature
4. P. T. Barnum (tutorial, my syllabus)
5. Developmental Psychology
"He's a real nowhere man
Making all his nowhere plans
Living in his nowhere van down by the river."
Making all his nowhere plans
Living in his nowhere van down by the river."
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 PM
"He's a real nowhere man
Making all his nowhere plans
Living in his nowhere van down by the river."
Making all his nowhere plans
Living in his nowhere van down by the river."
un extraterrestre que no viene de star wars ni de star trek
January 25, 2026 at 7:50 PM
un extraterrestre que no viene de star wars ni de star trek
Sam Elliot is great in this episode.
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Sam Elliot is great in this episode.
Happy anniversary to an absolute banger, also a blueprint for much loving homage from Sinners.
This from @rockmarooned.bsky.social.
This from @rockmarooned.bsky.social.
Can I interest you in some vampires? Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, a teenage fave of mine, though not the pal I saw it with, who said its portrayal of vampires was "inaccurate" decider.com/2026/01/20/f...
'From Dusk Till Dawn' At 30: Revisiting George Clooney's first real stab at movie stardom
“All right, vampire killers… let’s kill some f***in’ vampires.”
decider.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Happy anniversary to an absolute banger, also a blueprint for much loving homage from Sinners.
This from @rockmarooned.bsky.social.
This from @rockmarooned.bsky.social.
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 19, 2026 at 4:02 AM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
😔
T.K. Carter gained fame as Nauls the cook in John Carpenter's 1982 horror classic, "The Thing." n.pr/3L6S8xu
Veteran actor T.K. Carter, known for 'The Thing' and 'Punky Brewster,' dies at 69
T.K. Carter gained fame as Nauls the cook in John Carpenter's 1982 horror classic, "The Thing."
n.pr
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
😔
Post four TV couples you love
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Post four TV couples you love
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
I was going to prompt Grok to create images of Musk being paraded through public streets in a bikini, tarred, feathered, sexually assaulted by horny incels, and violently executed... but I believe in self-imposed limits on free speech in a civil society, so I won't.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Musk says outcry over X's Grok service is 'excuse for censorship'
The government is urging Ofcom to use all its powers – up to and including an effective ban – against X.
www.bbc.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I was going to prompt Grok to create images of Musk being paraded through public streets in a bikini, tarred, feathered, sexually assaulted by horny incels, and violently executed... but I believe in self-imposed limits on free speech in a civil society, so I won't.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's decision to take the oath of office in the Turtles' hideout from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze is a stark contrast from the days of Eric Adams, who was sworn in from the Technodrome.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's decision to take the oath of office in the Turtles' hideout from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze is a stark contrast from the days of Eric Adams, who was sworn in from the Technodrome.
Man, they don't make family movies like they used to. Ernest Goes to Camp has a violent native American hazing ritual AND a Josef Mengele joke in the first five minutes!
(This is not a knock on Jim Varney, a national treasure gone too soon, knowhutimean?)
(This is not a knock on Jim Varney, a national treasure gone too soon, knowhutimean?)
a man wearing a baseball cap is making a funny face with the words eww written below him
ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap is making a funny face with the words eww written below him
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Man, they don't make family movies like they used to. Ernest Goes to Camp has a violent native American hazing ritual AND a Josef Mengele joke in the first five minutes!
(This is not a knock on Jim Varney, a national treasure gone too soon, knowhutimean?)
(This is not a knock on Jim Varney, a national treasure gone too soon, knowhutimean?)
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. Maybe
Dr. Maybe
Make a bond film casual
No Time To Vacuum
No Time To Vacuum
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. Maybe
Dr. Maybe
The only good news about the latest #60Minutes cowardice is that in about 3-4 years, we stand to get one helluva Michael Mann movie.
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The only good news about the latest #60Minutes cowardice is that in about 3-4 years, we stand to get one helluva Michael Mann movie.
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
😬
😬
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
😬
😬
Timeline cleanser:
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Timeline cleanser:
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
Reposted by Alex Horwitz
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Junji Ito's "Layers of Fear" (2017)
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Junji Ito's "Layers of Fear" (2017)
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
All this confetti during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is really murder on the broadcast's bitrate.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
All this confetti during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is really murder on the broadcast's bitrate.
Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters?
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters?
