Justin VanLaere
@storminspank.com
Long time talker, First time listener. Light Pollution Opponent. Oxford Comma Advocate. I believe in the Iowa Hawkeyes, Chicago Cubs, Bigfoot, and You. Petrichor & Parhelia Fan. Iowa Born Minnesotan. I solve people, then their problems.
I couldn't let it go. He said it so many times in the past, just knew there would be a job he couldn't pass up!
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I couldn't let it go. He said it so many times in the past, just knew there would be a job he couldn't pass up!
I posted it after it was announced.
This was satire.
This was satire.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I posted it after it was announced.
This was satire.
This was satire.
