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Justin VanLaere
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Light Pollution Opponent. Oxford Comma Advocate. I believe in the Iowa Hawkeyes, Chicago Cubs, Bigfoot, and You. Petrichor & Parhelia Fan. Iowa Born Minnesotan. I solve people, then their problems. BWCA explorer.🕹️🛶⚾🎬🏀📚🏈
It took about 30 years, but looks like Paul Verhoeven was right about America.
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Murderous, soulless, fucking goons
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 PM
January 24, 2026 at 8:47 PM
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I voted all six times for @governorwalz.mn.gov to represent my district in Minnesota. He's always been a man of his word and an amazing human being. In 2010, he and Senator Klobuchar visited my workplace - amazing people!

BUT WHERE IS THIS TIM WALZ?!
WE NEED YOU NOW!
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
They fucking murdered him.
They fucking EXECUTED this gentleman in broad daylight.
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
You think this guy cares about other human beings?
January 24, 2026 at 2:32 PM
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Well, I wish I didn't know that former Hawkeye great Chad Greenway had this sort of perspective about the current situation in Minnesota.

It's a real fucking shame.

Bad enough with PA, but damn.
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Nice and crispy! 😅
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This is some of my favorite winter gear, but I have a hard time wearing it right now because I don't want to get confused with an ICE cuck.
January 22, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Southern Minnesota.
Kwik Trip.
The temperature is currently sitting at a Feels Like -27 degrees.

It's shorts and hoodie weather 365 days a year in this glorious state.
January 22, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This would be a classic Dr Tom draw
January 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Summary
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Seeing these ICE fuckos in my town makes my blood boil.

Be safe, Rochester.
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
It's been a draining day, I need some different emotions to end the night.

So I'll remind you that Mark Gronowski successfully recovered this fumble.
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Photo from reddit - u/rsmtirish
34th and Portland in MPLS.

There are still so many good people out there.
There are more of us than them.
January 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I mean look at the +/- tonight thru 3Q for Garza compared to the rest of the lineup.
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Just a reminder that Iowa lost to these two teams by a combined total of seven points this season.
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Mark Gronowski. 💪
January 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
You know, I wasn't expecting to root for the Cornhuskers, but then I saw Matt Rhule's fit. Go Nebraska?
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
December 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dude is just CRUSHING it with this sort of sports analysis.
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM