Justin VanLaere
@storminspank.com
Light Pollution Opponent. Oxford Comma Advocate. I believe in the Iowa Hawkeyes, Chicago Cubs, Bigfoot, and You. Petrichor & Parhelia Fan. Iowa Born Minnesotan. I solve people, then their problems. BWCA explorer.🕹️🛶⚾🎬🏀📚🏈
It took about 30 years, but looks like Paul Verhoeven was right about America.
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 AM
It took about 30 years, but looks like Paul Verhoeven was right about America.
Murderous, soulless, fucking goons
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Murderous, soulless, fucking goons
I voted all six times for @governorwalz.mn.gov to represent my district in Minnesota. He's always been a man of his word and an amazing human being. In 2010, he and Senator Klobuchar visited my workplace - amazing people!
BUT WHERE IS THIS TIM WALZ?!
WE NEED YOU NOW!
BUT WHERE IS THIS TIM WALZ?!
WE NEED YOU NOW!
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I voted all six times for @governorwalz.mn.gov to represent my district in Minnesota. He's always been a man of his word and an amazing human being. In 2010, he and Senator Klobuchar visited my workplace - amazing people!
BUT WHERE IS THIS TIM WALZ?!
WE NEED YOU NOW!
BUT WHERE IS THIS TIM WALZ?!
WE NEED YOU NOW!
They fucking murdered him.
They fucking EXECUTED this gentleman in broad daylight.
They fucking EXECUTED this gentleman in broad daylight.
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
They fucking murdered him.
They fucking EXECUTED this gentleman in broad daylight.
They fucking EXECUTED this gentleman in broad daylight.
You think this guy cares about other human beings?
January 24, 2026 at 2:32 PM
You think this guy cares about other human beings?
Well, I wish I didn't know that former Hawkeye great Chad Greenway had this sort of perspective about the current situation in Minnesota.
It's a real fucking shame.
Bad enough with PA, but damn.
It's a real fucking shame.
Bad enough with PA, but damn.
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Well, I wish I didn't know that former Hawkeye great Chad Greenway had this sort of perspective about the current situation in Minnesota.
It's a real fucking shame.
Bad enough with PA, but damn.
It's a real fucking shame.
Bad enough with PA, but damn.
This is some of my favorite winter gear, but I have a hard time wearing it right now because I don't want to get confused with an ICE cuck.
January 22, 2026 at 11:33 PM
This is some of my favorite winter gear, but I have a hard time wearing it right now because I don't want to get confused with an ICE cuck.
Southern Minnesota.
Kwik Trip.
The temperature is currently sitting at a Feels Like -27 degrees.
It's shorts and hoodie weather 365 days a year in this glorious state.
Kwik Trip.
The temperature is currently sitting at a Feels Like -27 degrees.
It's shorts and hoodie weather 365 days a year in this glorious state.
January 22, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Southern Minnesota.
Kwik Trip.
The temperature is currently sitting at a Feels Like -27 degrees.
It's shorts and hoodie weather 365 days a year in this glorious state.
Kwik Trip.
The temperature is currently sitting at a Feels Like -27 degrees.
It's shorts and hoodie weather 365 days a year in this glorious state.
This would be a classic Dr Tom draw
January 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This would be a classic Dr Tom draw
Seeing these ICE fuckos in my town makes my blood boil.
Be safe, Rochester.
Be safe, Rochester.
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Seeing these ICE fuckos in my town makes my blood boil.
Be safe, Rochester.
Be safe, Rochester.
It's been a draining day, I need some different emotions to end the night.
So I'll remind you that Mark Gronowski successfully recovered this fumble.
So I'll remind you that Mark Gronowski successfully recovered this fumble.
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
It's been a draining day, I need some different emotions to end the night.
So I'll remind you that Mark Gronowski successfully recovered this fumble.
So I'll remind you that Mark Gronowski successfully recovered this fumble.
Photo from reddit - u/rsmtirish
34th and Portland in MPLS.
There are still so many good people out there.
There are more of us than them.
34th and Portland in MPLS.
There are still so many good people out there.
There are more of us than them.
January 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Photo from reddit - u/rsmtirish
34th and Portland in MPLS.
There are still so many good people out there.
There are more of us than them.
34th and Portland in MPLS.
There are still so many good people out there.
There are more of us than them.
I mean look at the +/- tonight thru 3Q for Garza compared to the rest of the lineup.
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I mean look at the +/- tonight thru 3Q for Garza compared to the rest of the lineup.
Just a reminder that Iowa lost to these two teams by a combined total of seven points this season.
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Just a reminder that Iowa lost to these two teams by a combined total of seven points this season.
You know, I wasn't expecting to root for the Cornhuskers, but then I saw Matt Rhule's fit. Go Nebraska?
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You know, I wasn't expecting to root for the Cornhuskers, but then I saw Matt Rhule's fit. Go Nebraska?
Dude is just CRUSHING it with this sort of sports analysis.
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Dude is just CRUSHING it with this sort of sports analysis.