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What can I do as a private individual to increase the box office numbers for Avatar 3?
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What can I do as a private individual to increase the box office numbers for Avatar 3?
Hard to see how Trump’s presidency survives this Vanity Fair article
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hard to see how Trump’s presidency survives this Vanity Fair article
It’s been at least 15 years since I got the news but still haven’t come to terms with the fact that Paul Shaffer wrote “It’s Raining Men”
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It’s been at least 15 years since I got the news but still haven’t come to terms with the fact that Paul Shaffer wrote “It’s Raining Men”
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One thing I'd like to see a deep investigative dive into is the great degree to which we as a society are being ruled by dumb people who are on drugs
The scramble to launch data centers into space is heating up
The scramble to launch data centers into space is heating up
A solar startup announced plans to launch its ‘Galactic Brain.’
buff.ly
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
One thing I'd like to see a deep investigative dive into is the great degree to which we as a society are being ruled by dumb people who are on drugs
Good news for my haters! studyfinds.org/less-than-7-...
Getting Less Than 7 Hours Of Sleep Linked To Shorter Life Expectancy Across America
Research links sleeping less than 7 hours nightly to shorter life expectancy across the U.S., rivaling smoking as a mortality predictor.
studyfinds.org
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Good news for my haters! studyfinds.org/less-than-7-...
Just saw a new Walmart ad featuring the Grinch, pretty cool
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just saw a new Walmart ad featuring the Grinch, pretty cool
Can you believe it’s already cyber week
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Can you believe it’s already cyber week
Are we liking the new fanduel ad where the family is at the Thanksgiving table gambling on sports?
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Are we liking the new fanduel ad where the family is at the Thanksgiving table gambling on sports?
I Stand With Kash
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I Stand With Kash
Emil Bove? Gregory Bovino?
BOVa these guys are terrible public servants
BOVa these guys are terrible public servants
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Emil Bove? Gregory Bovino?
BOVa these guys are terrible public servants
BOVa these guys are terrible public servants
None of this would be happening under President Gary Johnson
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
None of this would be happening under President Gary Johnson
Crazy that “Savage” is still a last name
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Crazy that “Savage” is still a last name
Is it true President Trump passed away this evening?
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Is it true President Trump passed away this evening?
People really hate his ass
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
People really hate his ass
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I’m going to miss the “Doc” commercials
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m going to miss the “Doc” commercials
Tfw when you and the guys find the Walgreens aisle with $1 generic viagra
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tfw when you and the guys find the Walgreens aisle with $1 generic viagra
I’m liking these commercials where people have conversations with their computers
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’m liking these commercials where people have conversations with their computers
They should make a TV ad about someone whose personality is the team that they root for and why that is funny
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They should make a TV ad about someone whose personality is the team that they root for and why that is funny
The Dave and Busters across the street from
Barclays Center has a wall of New York teams that includes the High-A Brooklyn Cyclones but not the world champion New York Liberty
Barclays Center has a wall of New York teams that includes the High-A Brooklyn Cyclones but not the world champion New York Liberty
October 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The Dave and Busters across the street from
Barclays Center has a wall of New York teams that includes the High-A Brooklyn Cyclones but not the world champion New York Liberty
Barclays Center has a wall of New York teams that includes the High-A Brooklyn Cyclones but not the world champion New York Liberty
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green