Not a gainer. Just a Blastoise.
I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions
I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee
🍉
Do not mute me, do not unfollow me. Block me. Do not let me know you exist, for your own safety.
Do not ever in ANY capacity let yourself appear on my feed or mentions.
Lil mama didn’t want me to have any fun tonight.
Lil mama didn’t want me to have any fun tonight.
After being stripped and straddled in view of the street when I was taught.
After being stripped and straddled in view of the street when I was taught.
I don’t even post hog
I don’t even post hog
Better for the environment.
Better for the environment.
Duh.
Duh.
(Look I’m 33 now, I can’t think of clever shit anymore, kiddo)
(Look I’m 33 now, I can’t think of clever shit anymore, kiddo)
(I had my first Saturday off in years)
(I had my first Saturday off in years)