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stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Goddamnit, Wolfe
@stopitwolfe.bsky.social
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Depressed beardy vegan enby. Not that one, the other one. The one with the name. Yes, it’s real.

Not a gainer, not into it, just a Blastoise.

I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions
I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · Feb 28
To be absolutely clear, if you don’t support and hold space for bipoc and trans people/communities.

Do not mute me, do not unfollow me. Block me. Do not let me know you exist, for your own safety.

Do not ever in ANY capacity let yourself appear on my feed or mentions.
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Life hack, post a dick pic just before you go for a nap

You’ll either sleep through your shame if it bombs, or you’ll wake up to people saying they like your moisture seeking missile
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
You know, I didn’t hate this one
The image shows a close-up of a hand holding a penis against a background with dim, colorful lighting.
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
That’s enough being awake time for me today.
A person with a thick beard and hairy chest is lying on a bed, partially covered by a blanket, wearing black underwear. The image is taken from a top-down perspective. The background features dark bedding and some furniture.
January 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Return of the funbags because I’m having a hot flush
A person with a prominent beard and styled hair is standing shirtless in a room with purple lighting. The background features a modern decor style with a few objects visible. The person appears to be looking down, possibly at a device.
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
My mother just mis referred to a clean and jerk as a “snatch and gape”.

She’s 65, I can’t tell if it’s more dangerous to tell her, or not tell her.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
I hope you’re all enjoying your break from my constant hooters pics
Two spring rolls in a small holder, a container of stir-fried noodles with vegetables, a glass of iced tea, and a pair of chopsticks on a marble table.
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Waited all night for this shittttt 🖤
A glass of iced cold brew with a metal straw is positioned next to a vegan Simpsons style donut, all set against a dark marble surface.
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Got coffee✔️
Polished the pork sword ✔️✔️
Ate three donuts✔️
Tumbled into bed for a post nut nap✔️
Dyed beard
Brought down capitalism
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Honestly, if I don’t respond immediately the best thing you can do is send me another five messages ending with an aggressive rant.

I’m definitely not just living an actual life or busy, and the final vague yet insulting message is absolutely what drops my panties.
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Re obsessed with rice cooker meals
A bowl of rice mixed with vegetables including carrots, bell peppers, and bok choy, topped with tofu and edamame. A pink drink is in a clear cup beside it, and chopsticks are resting on the table next to the bowl.
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Just wanted to know if I could pull them off tbh
A shirtless person with a thick beard is lying back, making a face and wearing tusk teeth. The room has soft lighting, with a bookshelf visible in the background.
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Missing a few meals lately really did me no harm
A person with a beard and piercings taking a selfie while sitting on a couch. They are shirtless, with an arm resting on a pillow, and the setting has colorful lighting. Various items are visible on the couch, including a laptop and remotes.
January 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Me: ok this is it. Year of the slut.

Scruff: how funny would it be if we took away your ability to send messages and just didn’t fucking tell you?
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
I forget that everyone knows everyone in the community

Mainly because everyone just knows /of/ me, I only appear to a handful of people and then disappear at midnight for another half decade nap.
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Ok but if I close the jinbei how does my chest breathe?
A person with a beard and mohawk hairstyle in a bathroom mirror, wearing an open black kimono. They have earbuds in and are sticking out their tongue. The background includes a bathroom setting with towels hanging.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Being ill for so long really had me pent up

RIP Mr Fleshlight, Nov 2025 - January 2026
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
My plan is to remain the exact same person because if you don’t like me, fucking cry about it.

But like, to someone who cares if you live.
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Leather and tobacco scented bodywash 🖤
A person with a beard standing in a shower, holding a smartphone while looking at it. They are naked and covered in soap lather with a visible leg tattoo and body hair. The shower has a glass door and tiled walls. Personal items are visible in the background.
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Losing weight has had been really good for me

Losing you has been so much better
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
With as much experience as I have, being a big hairy person, you’d think I wouldn’t hate being covered in sweat as much

At this point I might just go chill in the canal and save the water bill
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Me: maybe I’ll do a cut in the new year, shift some weight
The universe: how about flu that stops you eating for ten days?
A bearded person wearing a black t-shirt and a cap is taking a mirror selfie in an elevator. They are holding a bag with various items and wearing wireless earbuds. The elevator's interior is metallic and modern.
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
VOLUME WARNING

Because Bluesky always makes my audio +9000 dB
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
If this fever does take me, I demand beefcakes carry my casket and constantly be saying things like “damn, it’s so light”

I also want several of you to jello fight for my pelt.
A person with a thick beard and glasses lying in bed, with one arm behind their head and a relaxed expression. They are shirtless, revealing body hair, and surrounded by patterned bedding.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
I’m sick.

I feel cold, like a mortal person.

Is this what you guys feel like all the time?

I don’t care for it.
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Well if I hadn’t eaten all goddamned cake…
A person with a large beard and chain necklace is sitting on a weight machine in an empty gym with soft lighting. They have headphones in an a furrowed brow.
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM