.@cvspharmacy I WILL NOT BE BUYING MY INSULIN IN YOUR STORES UNTIL YOU START HIRING MORE BEAUTIFUL PHARMACISTS!!! STOP CATERING TO THE WOKE MOB!!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
.@cvspharmacy I WILL NOT BE BUYING MY INSULIN IN YOUR STORES UNTIL YOU START HIRING MORE BEAUTIFUL PHARMACISTS!!! STOP CATERING TO THE WOKE MOB!!!
Tired of Winning at EVERY video game, I have chosen a new battlefield: Rush Hour Traffic.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tired of Winning at EVERY video game, I have chosen a new battlefield: Rush Hour Traffic.
All the gayest music has women moaning in it.
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All the gayest music has women moaning in it.
Don't forget! Children want candy for Halloween! Money is good too.
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Don't forget! Children want candy for Halloween! Money is good too.
I would like to play a game about farming on my late grandfather's farm. It would be nice if it had friendly neighbors, romance, farming, and monsters, and if it was called Stardew Valley that would be an added bonus. But does such a game exist?? PLEASE INFORM ME
October 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I would like to play a game about farming on my late grandfather's farm. It would be nice if it had friendly neighbors, romance, farming, and monsters, and if it was called Stardew Valley that would be an added bonus. But does such a game exist?? PLEASE INFORM ME
TWO IMPORTANT DAYS FOR ALL RED BLOODED AMERICANS
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU WANT TO FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU CAN'T FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU WANT TO FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU CAN'T FUCK SAMUS ARAN
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
TWO IMPORTANT DAYS FOR ALL RED BLOODED AMERICANS
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU WANT TO FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU CAN'T FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU WANT TO FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU CAN'T FUCK SAMUS ARAN
Objectively speaking, The Sopranos is a very misleading television show. I just don't think the real Tony Soprano would have done all those things.
September 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Objectively speaking, The Sopranos is a very misleading television show. I just don't think the real Tony Soprano would have done all those things.
In light of recent events I am only going to believe the facts I personally make up.
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
In light of recent events I am only going to believe the facts I personally make up.
Seeking angel investors for my startup, "Rollout", where I come to your house and change your toiler paper roll, saving you time to continue working hard at "ordering Ubereats" and "e-stalking Hasan Piker".
September 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Seeking angel investors for my startup, "Rollout", where I come to your house and change your toiler paper roll, saving you time to continue working hard at "ordering Ubereats" and "e-stalking Hasan Piker".
Just finished watching every television show ever. I have no opinions on any of them.
September 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Just finished watching every television show ever. I have no opinions on any of them.
It is actually possible to fire lightening from your finger tips, after all, you know.
September 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It is actually possible to fire lightening from your finger tips, after all, you know.
One easy way to become really cool is running fast. It is not so easy to do, but when you reach around 10 to 12, you become cool instantly.
August 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
One easy way to become really cool is running fast. It is not so easy to do, but when you reach around 10 to 12, you become cool instantly.
Train hard like I do and you can learn to speak Guitar.
August 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Train hard like I do and you can learn to speak Guitar.
Girls need to use the Toilet too?! Please tell me it's not true, I've been so scared since finding out I no longer sleep! HELP!
August 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Girls need to use the Toilet too?! Please tell me it's not true, I've been so scared since finding out I no longer sleep! HELP!
Raincoat man came again today. He carried a basket of dangerous tricks, looking to deliver his little torments. #Relatable #NotToday #NotBeforeMyMorningCoffee
August 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Raincoat man came again today. He carried a basket of dangerous tricks, looking to deliver his little torments. #Relatable #NotToday #NotBeforeMyMorningCoffee
the long line of dominoes leading to me being extremely queer started with playing streets of rage while my frontal lobe was still developing
August 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the long line of dominoes leading to me being extremely queer started with playing streets of rage while my frontal lobe was still developing
Sorry I couldn't make it to your son's funeral, I was really busy- ya, the Ark. See, I knew you wouldn't get it. Like boohoo, you lost one, but I'm out here trying to save two. Yep, two of EVERY animal! So yea, maybe consider that next time I can't make it to whatever social gathering you're having.
August 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sorry I couldn't make it to your son's funeral, I was really busy- ya, the Ark. See, I knew you wouldn't get it. Like boohoo, you lost one, but I'm out here trying to save two. Yep, two of EVERY animal! So yea, maybe consider that next time I can't make it to whatever social gathering you're having.
Been creating lots of little terrorifying beasties in my lab. Horrifical meanest guys who have sharp and scarily.
August 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Been creating lots of little terrorifying beasties in my lab. Horrifical meanest guys who have sharp and scarily.
Divorced Man rewinds Total Recall for the fifth time that day, admiring the icon Arnold as he pulls the trigger on Sharon Stone. "Consider that a divorce," he'll chuckle to himself. His ritual complete, he tosses his keys into the air, fumbles them, then leaves to clock in at Pottery Barn.
August 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Divorced Man rewinds Total Recall for the fifth time that day, admiring the icon Arnold as he pulls the trigger on Sharon Stone. "Consider that a divorce," he'll chuckle to himself. His ritual complete, he tosses his keys into the air, fumbles them, then leaves to clock in at Pottery Barn.
We Are So Close to the Internet being Safe and then I can go to my Favorite Websites Online without Crying for Hours because I Peed Myself in Fear, once Again.
July 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We Are So Close to the Internet being Safe and then I can go to my Favorite Websites Online without Crying for Hours because I Peed Myself in Fear, once Again.
Gentle reminder that wizards may:
-practice necromancy
-substitute tail of newt with powdered lamb's eye
-seek the counsel of Dantalion
-carry vellum bearing the forbidden words on their person
-wiggle "silly style"
But they may NEVER forsake the ancient scrolls and the knowledge held within!!! :)
-practice necromancy
-substitute tail of newt with powdered lamb's eye
-seek the counsel of Dantalion
-carry vellum bearing the forbidden words on their person
-wiggle "silly style"
But they may NEVER forsake the ancient scrolls and the knowledge held within!!! :)
July 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Gentle reminder that wizards may:
-practice necromancy
-substitute tail of newt with powdered lamb's eye
-seek the counsel of Dantalion
-carry vellum bearing the forbidden words on their person
-wiggle "silly style"
But they may NEVER forsake the ancient scrolls and the knowledge held within!!! :)
-practice necromancy
-substitute tail of newt with powdered lamb's eye
-seek the counsel of Dantalion
-carry vellum bearing the forbidden words on their person
-wiggle "silly style"
But they may NEVER forsake the ancient scrolls and the knowledge held within!!! :)
I have SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN with theorems and numbers and shit that "PLAP" is the worst onomatopoeia!!!
July 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I have SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN with theorems and numbers and shit that "PLAP" is the worst onomatopoeia!!!
Writing things on the internet is cool because you can put your mental illnesses in other people's heads.
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Writing things on the internet is cool because you can put your mental illnesses in other people's heads.
Been having a hard time leveling my Pissing skill after this latest patch...
July 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Been having a hard time leveling my Pissing skill after this latest patch...
Anyone see that 00s movie where Patrick Bateman kills Daft Punk a whole bunch by dancing with pistols in the city from that weird 80s Apple commercial??? I think it was called The Machinist.
July 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Anyone see that 00s movie where Patrick Bateman kills Daft Punk a whole bunch by dancing with pistols in the city from that weird 80s Apple commercial??? I think it was called The Machinist.