Stuart Hardman
@stoohardman.bsky.social
Part time brewer and Slash wannabe.
Former part owner of #Pompey
Former part owner of #Pompey
January 25, 2026 at 10:47 AM
#pompey putting on a good show, Arsenal are clearly miles ahead, particularly when they attack but interesting that this level of intent appears to be missing in so many league matches for us
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
#pompey putting on a good show, Arsenal are clearly miles ahead, particularly when they attack but interesting that this level of intent appears to be missing in so many league matches for us
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“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
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Southampton have had more managers than wins (4) in the last 51 games.....
November 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Southampton have had more managers than wins (4) in the last 51 games.....
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Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/louvre-thieves-given-immunity-after-confirming-jewels-stolen-for-purpose-of-training-ai-software/
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software
FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist after it emerged the jewels were merely stolen for the purposes of training AI software.
When …
waterfordwhispersnews.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/louvre-thieves-given-immunity-after-confirming-jewels-stolen-for-purpose-of-training-ai-software/
In a hotel bar in Aberdeen. American next to me asking all kinds of questions about whisky recommendations. Then says "I'll have a Jaegermeister".
Bar man asks how he wants it.
"With ice, just shake it up"
Still not entirely sure what's just happened.
Has he ever tried it? Does he think it's whisky?
Bar man asks how he wants it.
"With ice, just shake it up"
Still not entirely sure what's just happened.
Has he ever tried it? Does he think it's whisky?
October 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In a hotel bar in Aberdeen. American next to me asking all kinds of questions about whisky recommendations. Then says "I'll have a Jaegermeister".
Bar man asks how he wants it.
"With ice, just shake it up"
Still not entirely sure what's just happened.
Has he ever tried it? Does he think it's whisky?
Bar man asks how he wants it.
"With ice, just shake it up"
Still not entirely sure what's just happened.
Has he ever tried it? Does he think it's whisky?
Reposted by Stuart Hardman
Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired
*Bishop penalty siren*
/QualityCheck
/QualityCheck
August 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
*Bishop penalty siren*
/QualityCheck
/QualityCheck
Hey Google, go home, you're drunk.
July 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hey Google, go home, you're drunk.
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Liz Truss: 'i killed the Queen'
JD Vance: 'hold my lettuce'
JD Vance: 'hold my lettuce'
April 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Liz Truss: 'i killed the Queen'
JD Vance: 'hold my lettuce'
JD Vance: 'hold my lettuce'
One year ago today #Pompey won promotion. My favourite memory isn't Shaughnessy smashing that header in, it was after the match outside the ground. My mate tapping Paddy Lane on the shoulder and saying "Excuse me mate, that's our cab", piling in past him and then heading down to O'Neills. 😂
April 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
One year ago today #Pompey won promotion. My favourite memory isn't Shaughnessy smashing that header in, it was after the match outside the ground. My mate tapping Paddy Lane on the shoulder and saying "Excuse me mate, that's our cab", piling in past him and then heading down to O'Neills. 😂