@stonkpool.bsky.social
Can't be arsed. Widowed dad, veteran of USMC and Army, over 40, no fucks left to give. Eat a dick, or pussy, IDC witch one. I don't want to be here, but convinced I can't die. I game on Switch. I invest. I smoke a LOT of fucking weed. Get fucked.
I can't believe I survived another suicide attempt to come back to THIS!
*broadly motions at the Epstein files*
*broadly motions at the Epstein files*
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I can't believe I survived another suicide attempt to come back to THIS!
*broadly motions at the Epstein files*
*broadly motions at the Epstein files*
Getting drunk and stoned before 11 AM IS therapy. Fuck off.
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Getting drunk and stoned before 11 AM IS therapy. Fuck off.
On a more macro level... The world is shit. We're run by shit. People only pretend to be outraged enough for virtue signaling. If there's an armed resistance, sure sign me up, I'll fight like hell. But until then, I'm just not gonna bloody fucking care because what is the fucking point.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
On a more macro level... The world is shit. We're run by shit. People only pretend to be outraged enough for virtue signaling. If there's an armed resistance, sure sign me up, I'll fight like hell. But until then, I'm just not gonna bloody fucking care because what is the fucking point.
You may DM for deets if I know you well enough. But long story short...
An old flame came back after 10 years.
We decide to get a house together.
While I'm buying the house, she gets drugged, beaten, and raped. Spends a week at my place to recover. Then goes right back to the fucker who did it.
An old flame came back after 10 years.
We decide to get a house together.
While I'm buying the house, she gets drugged, beaten, and raped. Spends a week at my place to recover. Then goes right back to the fucker who did it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
You may DM for deets if I know you well enough. But long story short...
An old flame came back after 10 years.
We decide to get a house together.
While I'm buying the house, she gets drugged, beaten, and raped. Spends a week at my place to recover. Then goes right back to the fucker who did it.
An old flame came back after 10 years.
We decide to get a house together.
While I'm buying the house, she gets drugged, beaten, and raped. Spends a week at my place to recover. Then goes right back to the fucker who did it.
I might spill some details about everything later. But for now, one of my cats in a pool floaty.
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I might spill some details about everything later. But for now, one of my cats in a pool floaty.
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Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé.
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé.
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
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Maybe we need to take a different approach: who in this administration is *not* in the Epstein files?
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Maybe we need to take a different approach: who in this administration is *not* in the Epstein files?
The fact that nobody is storming down shit right now tells me this country is cooked.
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The fact that nobody is storming down shit right now tells me this country is cooked.
I am back. Been a wiiillldddd ride since I left. Got a house, had a relationship that was traumatizing as fuck. And watching my country burn down in the worst way possible. For stocks, I pulled out. First time I ever pulled out to be honest. Hoping it's not a regret lol.
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I am back. Been a wiiillldddd ride since I left. Got a house, had a relationship that was traumatizing as fuck. And watching my country burn down in the worst way possible. For stocks, I pulled out. First time I ever pulled out to be honest. Hoping it's not a regret lol.
It's time to start pre planning another trip to England. It's been too long and I'm about to be at my job long enough for vacation time to hit once I can start actual planning. Liverpool, I'll be seeing you again in 2026!
August 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's time to start pre planning another trip to England. It's been too long and I'm about to be at my job long enough for vacation time to hit once I can start actual planning. Liverpool, I'll be seeing you again in 2026!
sad news from the nation's capital today as, our sources within the white house now confirm, the president's hideous bloated corpse refuses to die
August 31, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Me whenever I think a friendship is real
Auburn after the two minute warning. Just glad it didn’t hurt more.
a red inflatable person is standing in front of a building with the letter a on it
ALT: a red inflatable person is standing in front of a building with the letter a on it
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August 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Me whenever I think a friendship is real
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Somewhere in a London hotel, there's a Bible with my dick print on one of its pages. Right after some raunchy sex with a Satanist that would later become my wife. Take that, religious trauma!!
August 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Somewhere in a London hotel, there's a Bible with my dick print on one of its pages. Right after some raunchy sex with a Satanist that would later become my wife. Take that, religious trauma!!
Fuck it. Who wants to go on a fun lil vacay deep into the woods where we blast Brittney Spears all night to lure in the skin walkers?!
August 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fuck it. Who wants to go on a fun lil vacay deep into the woods where we blast Brittney Spears all night to lure in the skin walkers?!
The feral urge to record myself crashing out while naked just so I can go viral and get extra funds to get my transmission fixed.
August 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The feral urge to record myself crashing out while naked just so I can go viral and get extra funds to get my transmission fixed.
This month is the month where you need a shower the moment you get out of the shower. Fuck you August! Lick my ballsweat!!
August 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This month is the month where you need a shower the moment you get out of the shower. Fuck you August! Lick my ballsweat!!
GOP = Gross Old Pedophiles.
August 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
GOP = Gross Old Pedophiles.
South Park episode 2 was.. brutally... Fantastic. Little disappointed they didn't have Vance grape a couch with pig noises though. Maybe next episode.
August 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
South Park episode 2 was.. brutally... Fantastic. Little disappointed they didn't have Vance grape a couch with pig noises though. Maybe next episode.
Probably stepping off this for a while. Kinda just done with social media.
August 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Probably stepping off this for a while. Kinda just done with social media.
PORTFOLIO UPDATE: AUGUST
Index & Chill;
#UEVM 210 Shares
#SPHD 239.16 Shares
#JEPQ 500.269 Shares
Trades;
#RKLB 100 Shares @ $4.05 average
#REKR 40 Shares @ $1.25 average.
Coming soon #MRK
Index & Chill;
#UEVM 210 Shares
#SPHD 239.16 Shares
#JEPQ 500.269 Shares
Trades;
#RKLB 100 Shares @ $4.05 average
#REKR 40 Shares @ $1.25 average.
Coming soon #MRK
August 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The feral urge to just remove all social media and disappear from everyone.
July 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The feral urge to just remove all social media and disappear from everyone.