Ethan Levitt
@stonecrusher.bsky.social
Musician, Consultant, Bon Vivant. Nothing but blues and Elvis and somebody else’s favorite song.
May be time to import some lads.
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
May be time to import some lads.
Whenever I’m arguing that 100% autonomous self driving cars are very far off, I say “there is never going to be a self driving car that can handle the Trader Joe’s parking lot”
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Whenever I’m arguing that 100% autonomous self driving cars are very far off, I say “there is never going to be a self driving car that can handle the Trader Joe’s parking lot”
I’ll make the case to anyone who wants to argue with me that it is overall the finest television series produced to date.
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’ll make the case to anyone who wants to argue with me that it is overall the finest television series produced to date.
Absolute perfection. Second is the gasp that Mr. Burns makes when Homer sets the drink down without the coaster.
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Absolute perfection. Second is the gasp that Mr. Burns makes when Homer sets the drink down without the coaster.
Like this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=QrRY...
The Simpsons - Homer Quits His Job
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
m.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Like this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=QrRY...
If you’re gonna quit, go ahead and Quit Loud
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you’re gonna quit, go ahead and Quit Loud
<Flash Gordon soundtrack has entered the chat >
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
<Flash Gordon soundtrack has entered the chat >
Reposted by Ethan Levitt
They won a non-receptacle, non-joke trophy! Not a Spittoon, or a Bucket, or even a Bourbon Barrel.
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
They won a non-receptacle, non-joke trophy! Not a Spittoon, or a Bucket, or even a Bourbon Barrel.
“Buddy System Results in Additional Death”
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Buddy System Results in Additional Death”
I will literally fight people who want to talk shit about Oakland. It’s got amazing bars, and restaurants, and music, and art, and parks, and fucking redwood trees.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I will literally fight people who want to talk shit about Oakland. It’s got amazing bars, and restaurants, and music, and art, and parks, and fucking redwood trees.
We have many of these that walk the streets of our town! And yeah, you do not want any part of them in anyway. Give a them a wide berth.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We have many of these that walk the streets of our town! And yeah, you do not want any part of them in anyway. Give a them a wide berth.
Yeah, and then in San Francisco we call her the Marine Layer after what went down during Fleet Week this year
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Yeah, and then in San Francisco we call her the Marine Layer after what went down during Fleet Week this year
I knew I was raising my daughter correctly, music-wise, when one summer evening when she was maybe 8 years old we were running errands and Panama came on the car radio and without even asking she just reached over and turned that shit all the way up.
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I knew I was raising my daughter correctly, music-wise, when one summer evening when she was maybe 8 years old we were running errands and Panama came on the car radio and without even asking she just reached over and turned that shit all the way up.
Jumped in here to say it, seeing that everyone else is handling business for now, so I’m gonna go get some breakfast and coffee and come back with a really full throated one later
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Jumped in here to say it, seeing that everyone else is handling business for now, so I’m gonna go get some breakfast and coffee and come back with a really full throated one later
“Peter Falk, the grandpa in The Princess Bride”
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Peter Falk, the grandpa in The Princess Bride”
It's almost Halloween, time to summon the ghost of Carlos Boozer
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's almost Halloween, time to summon the ghost of Carlos Boozer
Oh hell yes dude
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh hell yes dude