Steven Keppler
stkeppler.bsky.social
Steven Keppler
@stkeppler.bsky.social
NJ lawyer and generally left-leaning opinion pusher. All opinions are my own and not reflective of any professional affiliations. NYY, NYK, NYR, JETS, LEGO. (He/him)
Well this isn't good.
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Be like Charlie.

Serene yet always on alert for squirrels
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I was thinking more Leader....
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships:
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I can't quite articulate why, but this jumps to mind immediately:
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social can I have your keen insight into British culture and, in particular, tea-making? I'm not sure of the correct answer...or if it's even there.
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There are few things cuter than a cat curled up for a nap...

But this guy is up there
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey Adam Sandler, come get your boy
October 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Am i doing this right?
August 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm sure that's not inflammatory, @cnn.com
June 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I think he means this guy, Gail.
May 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Well, i know what I'm doing after the kids go to bed tonight.

Been waiting on this one, @gailsimone.bsky.social.
May 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social i get the feeling this might be up your alley.
May 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Fun story - my cousins designed an amazing glove controller for the PlayStation while I was in college. They sold the design to Acclaim.

Acclaim produced perhaps the worst peripheral in history.

I think my cousins are still mad.
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
No no, you're thinking of 👇.

That's a Nokia NGage
May 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
You know what's really creepy? I gave ChatGPT The parameter is to create an image of me, and I'm struck by how similar those images look
April 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM