Pay off my credit cards for the time I had to put rent on them for a couple months, and then more rent. And bills. Those two are really fighting for my next paycheck.

Anybody figure out where they get their rental cars from?

I've been awake since 4am because I heard a noise outside, and found out it was my roommate breaking into the house carrying a new dildo, which he left perched atop the hose. Didn't spill any coffee tho

Bob E

I *do* have a shart joke...

Is that what that's about? Every food item you purchase at the grocery store that carries Campbell's is for poor people, that's why they sell it there

Also that's a rental car

Yussssss!

I sent help to *an* Ulta. Fingers crossed its yours

Yah, lol