Stephaniel DelMarijuana
@steviedelmar.bsky.social
Supercalifuckenspastic-extramanic-hopeless
Stephaniel rhymes with Daniel
Stephaniel rhymes with Daniel
For #GreenSat, enjoy a simple photo of some jagged little green leaves glowing in the sun for #ColoraDay
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
For #GreenSat, enjoy a simple photo of some jagged little green leaves glowing in the sun for #ColoraDay
Omg, my heart
She was so caught up she actually let me take a video without getting pissed lol
She was so caught up she actually let me take a video without getting pissed lol
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Omg, my heart
She was so caught up she actually let me take a video without getting pissed lol
She was so caught up she actually let me take a video without getting pissed lol
Maybe I'm crazy, but this wouldn't make heeled boots into flats, right? I mention it because, the next line and several subsequent lines lead me to believe the writer will not be having this woman stumbling around or barefoot going off on him for ruining her shoes. She seems unusually calm about it
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Maybe I'm crazy, but this wouldn't make heeled boots into flats, right? I mention it because, the next line and several subsequent lines lead me to believe the writer will not be having this woman stumbling around or barefoot going off on him for ruining her shoes. She seems unusually calm about it
You know which side voted *completely* unanimously to release the files?
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You know which side voted *completely* unanimously to release the files?
Oh, is national security in the files? How? Did someone give one of the kids the nuclear launch codes before raping her? Is joining the pedo pool part of Super Secret Embedded Spy indoctrination? Just like, a who's who of undercover assets out here fucking children or...?
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh, is national security in the files? How? Did someone give one of the kids the nuclear launch codes before raping her? Is joining the pedo pool part of Super Secret Embedded Spy indoctrination? Just like, a who's who of undercover assets out here fucking children or...?
Is somebody burning toast?
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Is somebody burning toast?
Thinking about my former Navy buddies who voted for this
Gotta say, the symbolism is on point
Gotta say, the symbolism is on point
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thinking about my former Navy buddies who voted for this
Gotta say, the symbolism is on point
Gotta say, the symbolism is on point
Coming Soon: The Bappening
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Coming Soon: The Bappening
You know what, T? You right. Let's all go after the guy responsible. Apparently its what he wants
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You know what, T? You right. Let's all go after the guy responsible. Apparently its what he wants
"Hold on...just...one sec...ah, here we go"
*Unfurls giant banner that reads 'Was it worth it?'*
It wasn't an accident. You "lost" us because you were following a criminal who wanted to destroy the country, and you wouldn't listen. You weren't hoodwinked, you deliberately chose to ignore the truth
*Unfurls giant banner that reads 'Was it worth it?'*
It wasn't an accident. You "lost" us because you were following a criminal who wanted to destroy the country, and you wouldn't listen. You weren't hoodwinked, you deliberately chose to ignore the truth
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"Hold on...just...one sec...ah, here we go"
*Unfurls giant banner that reads 'Was it worth it?'*
It wasn't an accident. You "lost" us because you were following a criminal who wanted to destroy the country, and you wouldn't listen. You weren't hoodwinked, you deliberately chose to ignore the truth
*Unfurls giant banner that reads 'Was it worth it?'*
It wasn't an accident. You "lost" us because you were following a criminal who wanted to destroy the country, and you wouldn't listen. You weren't hoodwinked, you deliberately chose to ignore the truth
A year and a half ago, my car caught fire (a little) on the way to a background gig. Today, I finally got to drive it through the car wash that helped me get it fixed. I love this silly thing. Fingers crossed the cat monitor will read, soon, so I can get it back on the road for real
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A year and a half ago, my car caught fire (a little) on the way to a background gig. Today, I finally got to drive it through the car wash that helped me get it fixed. I love this silly thing. Fingers crossed the cat monitor will read, soon, so I can get it back on the road for real
The only flowers I *know* are native, and also my cat. I call her Beeble (but it is not her name. She doesn't know that.)
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The only flowers I *know* are native, and also my cat. I call her Beeble (but it is not her name. She doesn't know that.)
Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Happy Halloween!
The #BirdoftheDay today is #gulls, and I am happy to oblige
Alt: A photo of three gulls at sunset. One sits on a picnic table in the foreground, facing right. The second is further out, standing in the grass next to a walk, facing left. The third faces the ocean and some shrubbery across the walk.
Alt: A photo of three gulls at sunset. One sits on a picnic table in the foreground, facing right. The second is further out, standing in the grass next to a walk, facing left. The third faces the ocean and some shrubbery across the walk.
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The #BirdoftheDay today is #gulls, and I am happy to oblige
Alt: A photo of three gulls at sunset. One sits on a picnic table in the foreground, facing right. The second is further out, standing in the grass next to a walk, facing left. The third faces the ocean and some shrubbery across the walk.
Alt: A photo of three gulls at sunset. One sits on a picnic table in the foreground, facing right. The second is further out, standing in the grass next to a walk, facing left. The third faces the ocean and some shrubbery across the walk.
#Inside the hollow log I passed on a walk at Paradise Falls
#BlueSkyArtShow
#Photography
Alt text glitches for me, so -
Alt: A vertical photograph of a hollowed stump. The wood is light in color and splintering. A blurry label can be seen in the shadow at the bottom of the shallow hole
#BlueSkyArtShow
#Photography
Alt text glitches for me, so -
Alt: A vertical photograph of a hollowed stump. The wood is light in color and splintering. A blurry label can be seen in the shadow at the bottom of the shallow hole
October 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
#Inside the hollow log I passed on a walk at Paradise Falls
#BlueSkyArtShow
#Photography
Alt text glitches for me, so -
Alt: A vertical photograph of a hollowed stump. The wood is light in color and splintering. A blurry label can be seen in the shadow at the bottom of the shallow hole
#BlueSkyArtShow
#Photography
Alt text glitches for me, so -
Alt: A vertical photograph of a hollowed stump. The wood is light in color and splintering. A blurry label can be seen in the shadow at the bottom of the shallow hole
Just a random photo from my roll
#bloomscrolling
Alt: a photo of 3 red flowers and green leaves growing against a cream colored wall
#bloomscrolling
Alt: a photo of 3 red flowers and green leaves growing against a cream colored wall
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just a random photo from my roll
#bloomscrolling
Alt: a photo of 3 red flowers and green leaves growing against a cream colored wall
#bloomscrolling
Alt: a photo of 3 red flowers and green leaves growing against a cream colored wall
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is wings, so please enjoy this almost good photo featuring wings
Alt: A photo of a seagull flying against a clear blue sky. It's wings are stretched in front of it, while the tail and entire back half of the bird are out of frame, because the photographer sucks
Alt: A photo of a seagull flying against a clear blue sky. It's wings are stretched in front of it, while the tail and entire back half of the bird are out of frame, because the photographer sucks
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is wings, so please enjoy this almost good photo featuring wings
Alt: A photo of a seagull flying against a clear blue sky. It's wings are stretched in front of it, while the tail and entire back half of the bird are out of frame, because the photographer sucks
Alt: A photo of a seagull flying against a clear blue sky. It's wings are stretched in front of it, while the tail and entire back half of the bird are out of frame, because the photographer sucks
It was hard to pick just one image for the theme, but this flower really does #glow
#BlueSkyArtShow
#Bloomscrolling
Alt: A single orange rose sits atop a long stem in front of a decorative wall. A trick of the sunlight makes the bloom appear to radiate it's own light like a lantern
#BlueSkyArtShow
#Bloomscrolling
Alt: A single orange rose sits atop a long stem in front of a decorative wall. A trick of the sunlight makes the bloom appear to radiate it's own light like a lantern
October 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It was hard to pick just one image for the theme, but this flower really does #glow
#BlueSkyArtShow
#Bloomscrolling
Alt: A single orange rose sits atop a long stem in front of a decorative wall. A trick of the sunlight makes the bloom appear to radiate it's own light like a lantern
#BlueSkyArtShow
#Bloomscrolling
Alt: A single orange rose sits atop a long stem in front of a decorative wall. A trick of the sunlight makes the bloom appear to radiate it's own light like a lantern
October 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Breaking: We don't want you dead, we just want you to pick up a GD history book, and crack a few science texts while you're at it, you dumbass tit sandwich
October 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Breaking: We don't want you dead, we just want you to pick up a GD history book, and crack a few science texts while you're at it, you dumbass tit sandwich
Another gull for the #BirdOfTheDay
It's totally allowed, since the theme is #SeaBirds
I kind of love the silly doofs, tbh
Alt has been broken for me, so
Alt Text: A seagull flying over a picnic table in front of a tree with the shore in the distance
It's totally allowed, since the theme is #SeaBirds
I kind of love the silly doofs, tbh
Alt has been broken for me, so
Alt Text: A seagull flying over a picnic table in front of a tree with the shore in the distance
October 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Another gull for the #BirdOfTheDay
It's totally allowed, since the theme is #SeaBirds
I kind of love the silly doofs, tbh
Alt has been broken for me, so
Alt Text: A seagull flying over a picnic table in front of a tree with the shore in the distance
It's totally allowed, since the theme is #SeaBirds
I kind of love the silly doofs, tbh
Alt has been broken for me, so
Alt Text: A seagull flying over a picnic table in front of a tree with the shore in the distance
This #BirdOfTheDay entry is not specifically high quality, but I love it because he looks so done with me
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This #BirdOfTheDay entry is not specifically high quality, but I love it because he looks so done with me