Doing nothing changes nothing.

But on the other hand, there are 24 teams in the division. Unless you think that your owners are doing something illegal or deliberately underhand, then it’s just bad management and bad luck, and that’s part of sport.

Well I was South Huddersfield Darts and Dominoes League Newcomer of The Year 1987, and nobody can prove otherwise.

Now I’m offended!

I usually leave out the bread tbh. That’s why I asked.

Well I ain’t fucking eating it.

Then we can concentrate on the central league cup.

It’s even clearer than a penalty to Liverpool at Anfield in the 98th minute if they’re not winning.

Concentrate on the FA Cup.

Could be worse. You could be losing at Harrogate, and you haven’t even picked any of the youth team.

Zip or button?

Months then?

They could have refreshed it. Coat of magnolia and a mirrrrrr above the fireplace.

What about spiders?

No. I sent him some spot remover, and now he's out looking for his dalmatian.

It does exactly what it says on the tin.

I'm gonna take a wild stab here... is it a holographic photo of Nigel Farage riding bareback on a yellowfin tuna waving a St Georges flag while holding a pint of beer?