XmasStevie🎅🏻
@stevet.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🇬🇧 Someone who tries to be amusing & kind. DMs answered, but no sex talk pls, as my laughing at your ‘sexy’ banter frequently offends. Although retired, my penis is still working. I'm a live and let live kinda guy.
Schrödinger’s Budget.
If you put a £20bn black hole in a sealed box, is it a both a £20bn deficit and a £4.2bn surplus simultaneously until you open the box to observe it?
Financial quantum superposition in practice? AKA Reeve’s twatty waffle.
A safer pair of hands? Psst, it’s upside down Liz.
If you put a £20bn black hole in a sealed box, is it a both a £20bn deficit and a £4.2bn surplus simultaneously until you open the box to observe it?
Financial quantum superposition in practice? AKA Reeve’s twatty waffle.
A safer pair of hands? Psst, it’s upside down Liz.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Schrödinger’s Budget.
If you put a £20bn black hole in a sealed box, is it a both a £20bn deficit and a £4.2bn surplus simultaneously until you open the box to observe it?
Financial quantum superposition in practice? AKA Reeve’s twatty waffle.
A safer pair of hands? Psst, it’s upside down Liz.
If you put a £20bn black hole in a sealed box, is it a both a £20bn deficit and a £4.2bn surplus simultaneously until you open the box to observe it?
Financial quantum superposition in practice? AKA Reeve’s twatty waffle.
A safer pair of hands? Psst, it’s upside down Liz.
Happy hump day, my yuletide yummies 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Happy hump day, my yuletide yummies 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘
Time for XmasStevie’s elevenses ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Time for XmasStevie’s elevenses ❤️
Happy Tuesday, my festive bum chums 😘❤️😘❤️😘
How’s the decorating going?
How’s the decorating going?
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Happy Tuesday, my festive bum chums 😘❤️😘❤️😘
How’s the decorating going?
How’s the decorating going?
I rarely get split-arse bots follow me, but today, so far, I’ve blocked 11.
Hi, I’m MaryJo Kimberley Hotsnatch, I’m a nucalar fizizist and CIA operative, looking for genuine love - is that u?
Hi, I’m MaryJo Kimberley Hotsnatch, I’m a nucalar fizizist and CIA operative, looking for genuine love - is that u?
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I rarely get split-arse bots follow me, but today, so far, I’ve blocked 11.
Hi, I’m MaryJo Kimberley Hotsnatch, I’m a nucalar fizizist and CIA operative, looking for genuine love - is that u?
Hi, I’m MaryJo Kimberley Hotsnatch, I’m a nucalar fizizist and CIA operative, looking for genuine love - is that u?
I done bought a big Ramadan lantern. It’s fab. I put fairy lights in it rather than a candle.
Love it ❤️❤️❤️
Love it ❤️❤️❤️
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I done bought a big Ramadan lantern. It’s fab. I put fairy lights in it rather than a candle.
Love it ❤️❤️❤️
Love it ❤️❤️❤️
Random stuff 20.
Artist, Daniel Berkley
Artist, Daniel Berkley
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Random stuff 20.
Artist, Daniel Berkley
Artist, Daniel Berkley
Remembering the many beautiful souls who lost their lives 🕯️🕯️🕯️, and giving unequivocal love and support to everyone living with HIV ❤️❤️❤️
"Knowledge is strength—know your status, get tested".
"Knowledge is strength—know your status, get tested".
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Remembering the many beautiful souls who lost their lives 🕯️🕯️🕯️, and giving unequivocal love and support to everyone living with HIV ❤️❤️❤️
"Knowledge is strength—know your status, get tested".
"Knowledge is strength—know your status, get tested".
Happy December 1st my festive hunks 😘😘😘😘😘
The countdown begins 😘😘😘
The countdown begins 😘😘😘
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Happy December 1st my festive hunks 😘😘😘😘😘
The countdown begins 😘😘😘
The countdown begins 😘😘😘
Turned on to BBC1 for Strictly to be confronted by a crocodile mortally wounding a dog which then died. Way to set up a fun show, BBC. Who fucking schedules this.
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Turned on to BBC1 for Strictly to be confronted by a crocodile mortally wounding a dog which then died. Way to set up a fun show, BBC. Who fucking schedules this.
Hope you lit your first Blue Peter Advent candle today, and then called the fire brigade 😘😘😘
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hope you lit your first Blue Peter Advent candle today, and then called the fire brigade 😘😘😘
Random stuff 19.
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Random stuff 19.
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
Let’s start an over 60s, I’m the same age as my teeth thread, and show these younglings how it’s done 😂
Daddies rule 😜
Daddies rule 😜
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Let’s start an over 60s, I’m the same age as my teeth thread, and show these younglings how it’s done 😂
Daddies rule 😜
Daddies rule 😜
Happy Sunday lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Happy Sunday lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
Meanwhile, over at the founding conference of Your Party, things are a little tense and toys have been thrown out of prams. Corbyn calls for unity, Sultana cries Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it infamy.
The rest of us laugh.
The rest of us laugh.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Meanwhile, over at the founding conference of Your Party, things are a little tense and toys have been thrown out of prams. Corbyn calls for unity, Sultana cries Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it infamy.
The rest of us laugh.
The rest of us laugh.
Happy Saturday my sweet, kind, dollops of deliciousness ❤️❤️❤️
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Happy Saturday my sweet, kind, dollops of deliciousness ❤️❤️❤️
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
Probably, only Brits will get this.
Silly Arse.
Silly Arse.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Probably, only Brits will get this.
Silly Arse.
Silly Arse.
Random stuff 18
When a vase, just won’t do.
When a vase, just won’t do.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Random stuff 18
When a vase, just won’t do.
When a vase, just won’t do.
Actually got a genuine black Friday bargain.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Actually got a genuine black Friday bargain.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
Morning lovelies 😘😘😘
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Morning lovelies 😘😘😘
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
Happy Thursday darlings 😘❤️😘❤️😘 & to our American cousins Happy Thanksgiving ❤️❤️
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Happy Thursday darlings 😘❤️😘❤️😘 & to our American cousins Happy Thanksgiving ❤️❤️
Happy hump day my gorgeous ones 😘😘😘🍑🍑🍑😘😘😘
Louis Fratino, The Invitation, 2019
Louis Fratino, The Invitation, 2019
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Happy hump day my gorgeous ones 😘😘😘🍑🍑🍑😘😘😘
Louis Fratino, The Invitation, 2019
Louis Fratino, The Invitation, 2019
Random stuff 17.
Crotch et
Crotch et
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Random stuff 17.
Crotch et
Crotch et
Happy Tuesday gorgeous people 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Kisses for you all 😘😘😘
Kisses for you all 😘😘😘
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Happy Tuesday gorgeous people 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
Kisses for you all 😘😘😘
Kisses for you all 😘😘😘