XmasStevie🎅🏻
@stevet.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🇬🇧 Someone who tries to be amusing & kind. DMs answered, but no sex talk pls, as my laughing at your ‘sexy’ banter frequently offends. Although retired, my penis is still working. I'm a live and let live kinda guy.
Schrödinger’s Budget.
If you put a £20bn black hole in a sealed box, is it a both a £20bn deficit and a £4.2bn surplus simultaneously until you open the box to observe it?
Financial quantum superposition in practice? AKA Reeve’s twatty waffle.
A safer pair of hands? Psst, it’s upside down Liz.
If you put a £20bn black hole in a sealed box, is it a both a £20bn deficit and a £4.2bn surplus simultaneously until you open the box to observe it?
Financial quantum superposition in practice? AKA Reeve’s twatty waffle.
A safer pair of hands? Psst, it’s upside down Liz.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Schrödinger’s Budget.
If you put a £20bn black hole in a sealed box, is it a both a £20bn deficit and a £4.2bn surplus simultaneously until you open the box to observe it?
Financial quantum superposition in practice? AKA Reeve’s twatty waffle.
A safer pair of hands? Psst, it’s upside down Liz.
If you put a £20bn black hole in a sealed box, is it a both a £20bn deficit and a £4.2bn surplus simultaneously until you open the box to observe it?
Financial quantum superposition in practice? AKA Reeve’s twatty waffle.
A safer pair of hands? Psst, it’s upside down Liz.
Happy hump day, my yuletide yummies 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Happy hump day, my yuletide yummies 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘
Time for XmasStevie’s elevenses ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Time for XmasStevie’s elevenses ❤️
Happy Tuesday, my festive bum chums 😘❤️😘❤️😘
How’s the decorating going?
How’s the decorating going?
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Happy Tuesday, my festive bum chums 😘❤️😘❤️😘
How’s the decorating going?
How’s the decorating going?
I rarely get split-arse bots follow me, but today, so far, I’ve blocked 11.
Hi, I’m MaryJo Kimberley Hotsnatch, I’m a nucalar fizizist and CIA operative, looking for genuine love - is that u?
Hi, I’m MaryJo Kimberley Hotsnatch, I’m a nucalar fizizist and CIA operative, looking for genuine love - is that u?
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I rarely get split-arse bots follow me, but today, so far, I’ve blocked 11.
Hi, I’m MaryJo Kimberley Hotsnatch, I’m a nucalar fizizist and CIA operative, looking for genuine love - is that u?
Hi, I’m MaryJo Kimberley Hotsnatch, I’m a nucalar fizizist and CIA operative, looking for genuine love - is that u?
I done bought a big Ramadan lantern. It’s fab. I put fairy lights in it rather than a candle.
Love it ❤️❤️❤️
Love it ❤️❤️❤️
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I done bought a big Ramadan lantern. It’s fab. I put fairy lights in it rather than a candle.
Love it ❤️❤️❤️
Love it ❤️❤️❤️
Random stuff 20.
Artist, Daniel Berkley
Artist, Daniel Berkley
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Random stuff 20.
Artist, Daniel Berkley
Artist, Daniel Berkley
Last night
Amazon - “Parcel handed to resident.”
Delivered - “Tell us how we did.”
No. It was thrown against the door at 10.15pm and made me fucking jump!
You did shit.
Amazon - “Parcel handed to resident.”
Delivered - “Tell us how we did.”
No. It was thrown against the door at 10.15pm and made me fucking jump!
You did shit.
a red door with a white sticker on it that says hotel
ALT: a red door with a white sticker on it that says hotel
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Last night
Amazon - “Parcel handed to resident.”
Delivered - “Tell us how we did.”
No. It was thrown against the door at 10.15pm and made me fucking jump!
You did shit.
Amazon - “Parcel handed to resident.”
Delivered - “Tell us how we did.”
No. It was thrown against the door at 10.15pm and made me fucking jump!
You did shit.
Remembering the many beautiful souls who lost their lives 🕯️🕯️🕯️, and giving unequivocal love and support to everyone living with HIV ❤️❤️❤️
"Knowledge is strength—know your status, get tested".
"Knowledge is strength—know your status, get tested".
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Remembering the many beautiful souls who lost their lives 🕯️🕯️🕯️, and giving unequivocal love and support to everyone living with HIV ❤️❤️❤️
"Knowledge is strength—know your status, get tested".
"Knowledge is strength—know your status, get tested".
Happy December 1st my festive hunks 😘😘😘😘😘
The countdown begins 😘😘😘
The countdown begins 😘😘😘
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Happy December 1st my festive hunks 😘😘😘😘😘
The countdown begins 😘😘😘
The countdown begins 😘😘😘
Turned on to BBC1 for Strictly to be confronted by a crocodile mortally wounding a dog which then died. Way to set up a fun show, BBC. Who fucking schedules this.
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Turned on to BBC1 for Strictly to be confronted by a crocodile mortally wounding a dog which then died. Way to set up a fun show, BBC. Who fucking schedules this.
Hope you lit your first Blue Peter Advent candle today, and then called the fire brigade 😘😘😘
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hope you lit your first Blue Peter Advent candle today, and then called the fire brigade 😘😘😘
Random stuff 19.
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Random stuff 19.
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
The Pleasure Beach Gt. Yarmouth in the 60s. In the background is the roller coaster that we older Yarmouth folks called The Scenic Railway.
I was born opposite and would,weirdly, in my late teens become the best ride on the Pleasure Beach, well behind it on the dunes 😂😂😂
Let’s start an over 60s, I’m the same age as my teeth thread, and show these younglings how it’s done 😂
Daddies rule 😜
Daddies rule 😜
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Let’s start an over 60s, I’m the same age as my teeth thread, and show these younglings how it’s done 😂
Daddies rule 😜
Daddies rule 😜
Happy Sunday lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Happy Sunday lovelies ❤️❤️❤️
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
Time to showcase all the gorgeous men who enrich my life daily 😘😘😘
Sunday Skircle Sexiness 🔥
Meanwhile, over at the founding conference of Your Party, things are a little tense and toys have been thrown out of prams. Corbyn calls for unity, Sultana cries Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it infamy.
The rest of us laugh.
The rest of us laugh.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Meanwhile, over at the founding conference of Your Party, things are a little tense and toys have been thrown out of prams. Corbyn calls for unity, Sultana cries Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it infamy.
The rest of us laugh.
The rest of us laugh.
Happy Saturday my sweet, kind, dollops of deliciousness ❤️❤️❤️
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Happy Saturday my sweet, kind, dollops of deliciousness ❤️❤️❤️
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
Gonna get me a Nintendo Switch, didn’t know it could do that 😂
Truth. To get a scheme car you must be in receipt of the highest mobility component of PIP i.e. have severe mobility impairment. People with just ADHD simply don’t qualify.
All right wing lies, attacking the most vulnerable in society, as usual.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
All right wing lies, attacking the most vulnerable in society, as usual.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
How Motability cuts went from a rightwing online campaign to Rachel Reeves’s budget
Car lease scheme for people with mobility problems portrayed as ‘free’ but is funded by benefits and their own contributions
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Truth. To get a scheme car you must be in receipt of the highest mobility component of PIP i.e. have severe mobility impairment. People with just ADHD simply don’t qualify.
All right wing lies, attacking the most vulnerable in society, as usual.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
All right wing lies, attacking the most vulnerable in society, as usual.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Mine didn’t get shortlisted.
The S’n’B (senile ‘n’ bewildered) or The NFC (no fucking chance) or The BynSult Party
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The S’n’B (senile ‘n’ bewildered) or The NFC (no fucking chance) or The BynSult Party
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Jeremy Corbyn and Zara Sultana’s Your Party reveals shortlist for official name
Leftwing party asks members to pick between Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For The Many
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Mine didn’t get shortlisted.
The S’n’B (senile ‘n’ bewildered) or The NFC (no fucking chance) or The BynSult Party
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The S’n’B (senile ‘n’ bewildered) or The NFC (no fucking chance) or The BynSult Party
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Just spent 20 minutes cleaning the kitchen sink and drainer, coz that’s what Friday nights are for 😂. Sad boy got a new stainless steel polishing spray and had to try it out.
a black and white photo of santa claus with the words `` you disappoint santa '' written in red .
ALT: a black and white photo of santa claus with the words `` you disappoint santa '' written in red .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just spent 20 minutes cleaning the kitchen sink and drainer, coz that’s what Friday nights are for 😂. Sad boy got a new stainless steel polishing spray and had to try it out.
Probably, only Brits will get this.
Silly Arse.
Silly Arse.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Probably, only Brits will get this.
Silly Arse.
Silly Arse.
Random stuff 18
When a vase, just won’t do.
When a vase, just won’t do.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Random stuff 18
When a vase, just won’t do.
When a vase, just won’t do.
Actually got a genuine black Friday bargain.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Actually got a genuine black Friday bargain.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
My usual kilo of Colombian coffee beans was reduced from £18.99 to £13.95, so I bought 2 bags. That's me sorted until February '26. And I bought some rather nice glass tea light holders, reduced. I'd been keeping my eye on them for a few months.
Morning lovelies 😘😘😘
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Morning lovelies 😘😘😘
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
Late posting today.
Had to sort the builders out
Just did one of those budget calculator thingies.
Good news, I’m £0.00 worse off.
Indifferent news, I’m £0.00 better off.
I will cautiously take that as a win 😂
Really good news, it said I’m incredibly sexy for an older man*
*it didn’t say that.
Good news, I’m £0.00 worse off.
Indifferent news, I’m £0.00 better off.
I will cautiously take that as a win 😂
Really good news, it said I’m incredibly sexy for an older man*
*it didn’t say that.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just did one of those budget calculator thingies.
Good news, I’m £0.00 worse off.
Indifferent news, I’m £0.00 better off.
I will cautiously take that as a win 😂
Really good news, it said I’m incredibly sexy for an older man*
*it didn’t say that.
Good news, I’m £0.00 worse off.
Indifferent news, I’m £0.00 better off.
I will cautiously take that as a win 😂
Really good news, it said I’m incredibly sexy for an older man*
*it didn’t say that.