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Steven Harper
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Novelist, harper, husband, occasional dragon hunter. Author of the Clockwork Empire series, the Books of Blood and Iron, The Silent Empire series, and a pile of short stories. We're busy around here! #lgbtq #lgbtqbooks #books #iamwriting
Aunt Lynne died yesterday.

Technically, she hasn't been my aunt since I was in middle school, when she and my uncle (by blood) got divorced, but my family has a habit of keeping the exes around.

She was my... (more) stevenpiziks.dreamwidth.org/779065.html
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Reposted by Steven Harper
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.

It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I have a confession. I call Miracle Whip "mayonnaise."
Whew. I feel better now.
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
If you see ICE in your neighborhood, here's what to do:
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
The baboon spoke at a Ford plant in Detroit yesterday. Here's how he started it off:

www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...

Yes, that's the leader of the free world.
Trump's Throat-Clearing Moment in Detroit Sparks Health Scare | Watch Viral Video
Trump's appearance in Detroit came as he addressed economic issues, including inflation, ahead of the US midterm elections in November, US News, Times Now
www.timesnownews.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
RFK's phone went off during a press conference. His ringtone is a duck quack. You can't make this shit up.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Yours,
The Crotchety Liberal
RFK Jr.'s iPhone Starts Quacking During Live Press Conference, then Dr. Oz Picks It Up and Says 'We'll Call You Back'
Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was interrupted this week, but not by a protestor or another Oval Office incident. By a duck.
www.yahoo.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Reposted by Steven Harper
Full picture of the killer
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Steven Harper
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Reposted by Steven Harper
This is Trump’s masked ICE agent, who shot the woman in Minneapolis, fleeing from the scene about 90 seconds after the shooting.

You can hear a witness yelling, “Don’t let the murderer leave.”
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Reposted by Steven Harper
Local news has now posted video from a neighbor's surveillance cam. It does appear like the officer may have been pushed aside slightly by the bumper as the victim turned to leave.

Again, seems clear from the video that there was no deliberate attempt to run anyone down.
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
An ICE officer just shot and killed a woman by shooting her several times in the face.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Minneapolis mayor says ICE officer's killing of a motorist was 'reckless' and wasn't self-defense
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a Minneapolis motorist on Wednesday during the Trump administration's latest immigration crackdown on a major American city — a shooting ...
www.yahoo.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Have you noticed that doctors on ST tend to have one of two personality types? They're either:

1. warm and empathetic (Crusher, Phlox, M'Benga, Bashir, Culber)

2. snarky/crusty/"Yeah, shut up and I'll get you fixed, you big baby" (McCoy, the EMH Doctor, Pulaski, T'Ana)
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The baboon continues his not-so-quiet campaign to conquer Greenland, which would trigger a war with Europe. He hasn't even finished one war before planning the next one.
But this is the "peace president."

Yours,
The Crotchety Liberal
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The baboon will do anything, including invade a foreign country, murder its citizens, and kidnap its leader, to distract us from the Epstein files.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Some genius took a photo of the baboon in his bad orange makeup and, using the exposed areas of skin as a reference, Photoshopped an image of what the baboon looks like WITHOUT makeup. Here's a before-and-after.

He looks like a cadaver.
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by Steven Harper
Happy 52nd Birthday to Wilson Cruz! youtu.be/jVLaRuAQDR4?...
"Over the Rainbow/For Good" - Wilson Cruz & Voces Latinas (From Broadway With Love)
YouTube video by Michael J Moritz Jr
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A tale of two trifles.
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Look what came in the mail today! Skull X Bones

Kindle: amzn.to/48rReUR

B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/.../skull-x.....

Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/....

ZNB online store: zombies-need-brains-llc.square.site
December 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The news media keep shouting about the Democrats releasing dozens more Epstein photos, but the media only show three of them and do a half-assed description of the rest. There's no link to the full photo set. I sure can't find one.

The media is getting them from SOMEWHERE. Does anyone have a link?
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm running a giveaway for THE IMPOSSIBLE CUBE on my Substack. Details here: open.substack.com/pub/stevenha...
Steven Harper Piziks Substack: Giveaway and Anthology
December, 2025
open.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The streaming services bitch that they don't have two nickels to scrape together. But Netflix has the cash for this: finance.yahoo.com/news/netflix...
Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. and HBO Max in $82.7 Billion Deal
It’s official: In a move that will dramatically reshape the entertainment business, Netflix and Warner Bros. Discovery announced an agreement Friday under which Netflix will acquire Warner Bros., incl...
finance.yahoo.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is me with insomnia. Sigh.
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The link to my Substack and the announcement of the new audio version of THE IMPOSSIBLE CUBE: open.substack.com/pub/stevenha...

#steampunk #writing #fantasy #sciencefiction #books #writing #audiobooks
Steven Harper Piziks Substack
December, 2025
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm happy to announce that my steampunk novel THE IMPOSSIBLE CUBE is now available at Audible, and they're having an introductory sale: 51% off for six days!

www.audible.com/pd/The-Impos...

#audiobooks #fantasy #sciencefiction #steampunk #books #ebooks #writing #iamreading
The Impossible Cube
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. In this steampunk sequel to The Doomsday Vault, a pair of adventurers confront technological terrors as they race for their lives from Britain to China. Gav...
www.audible.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM