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rex
@stergeon.bsky.social
crusty internet butch / elfposter in chief
🎨 art: stergeon.tumblr.com
💻 elfs: iloveelfs.com
📚 words: https://archiveofourown.org/users/stergeon
🗣️ fe3h shitposting: right here babey
it could happen to anyone
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
oh fuck There’s my metro card. (in my pocket, huhuh.) okay i guess i don’t need this uber anymore. you can cancel my ride and let me out here
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i’m gonna be honest it’s kinda bumming me out. i go on there thinkin they’re gonna show me something new, something exciting, something i haven’t seen before. but then i’ve seen it. and i swipe. and i’ve seen that. swipe. seen it. swipe. every time. there’s nothing new, man. not for me. not for me.l
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
can i be honest with you. it’s kinda like. not that good being the king. for one thing i gotta look at all the new images they put on there every day. and that takes a while. there are lots and they think they’re all new but they aren’t. i’ve seen them. they keep trying to get me and they can’t.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
there really aren’t that many images out there you know. there aren’t that many.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i’ve seen so many images i don’t even remember which ones i’ve seen until they show me and then i saw oh, yep, seen it, next. i look at all the images they put on there every day. i’ve seen ‘em all already though. that’s how i’m the king.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
get on there and look at the leaderboards. no in the bottom corner hit menu, general, about then the ladder icon in the top. no in the top. the top. look at that. that’s the leaderboards. and i’m number one. i’m the king of Seen It?. because if there’s an image i’ve seen it. i’ve seen all of them.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
it’s just two dollars.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
you can go on there and look, download it right now and go on there and look, take out your phone and get on there right now, app store, download, yes pay the two dollars. pay the two fucking dollars. you don’t want ads. just pay the two motherfucking dollars so you don’t have to see the ads.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i’m on that app, it’s called Seen It? have you heard of it? it’s like that dvd game “Scene It” but instead of movie trivia they show you an image and ask you if you’ve seen it and you say yes or no, and then they show you another image, seen it? yes, no. ok. well i’m number one on there.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i’ve seen all these images……..
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
you can find it all on the information superhighway
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
judith von daphnel images 2025 - Google Search
www.google.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
find me in da snail room losing my shit #turnip
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
anyway im goin to the club. #bye
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
the usher offered to buy my despondent ass a caps sweater
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
if everyone in the stadium would simply put their phone on airplane mode this needn’t have happened to john
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
johnny t forgot to activate the amulet…. i begged him. i yelled john, john! the amulet! and yet
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
nvm hockey sucks
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
think the caps are desperately in need of a new puckmancer…. their defensive wards are brittle and their offensive magicks easily abjured
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM