Stephen C. White
@stephencwhite.com
He/him • I overuse gifs and emojis. • Trying to figure out what I’m doing here. • Do you know how big a bus is?
Ya can’t just go around gobbling people. Especially not without consent. Somebody’s gonna hear from HR about this.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ya can’t just go around gobbling people. Especially not without consent. Somebody’s gonna hear from HR about this.
I swear, if this actually shows up in my mailbox, someone is getting a beef log for Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I swear, if this actually shows up in my mailbox, someone is getting a beef log for Christmas.
I’ve recently learned that as of a couple years ago, the New Bern Fireman’s Museum has erected a 9/11 memorial.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’ve recently learned that as of a couple years ago, the New Bern Fireman’s Museum has erected a 9/11 memorial.
It says “SOUTHWEST” but I think they meant “salty dirt and jalapeño pepper found in a cardboard box in an abandoned basement”.
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It says “SOUTHWEST” but I think they meant “salty dirt and jalapeño pepper found in a cardboard box in an abandoned basement”.
Outside of Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant” and Adam Sandler’s “The Thanksgiving Song” it’s like people aren’t even trying.
(This #meme was stolen from the internet.)
(This #meme was stolen from the internet.)
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Outside of Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant” and Adam Sandler’s “The Thanksgiving Song” it’s like people aren’t even trying.
(This #meme was stolen from the internet.)
(This #meme was stolen from the internet.)
At the NC Renaissance Festival with the Obscene Jesters.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
At the NC Renaissance Festival with the Obscene Jesters.
Who is that shadowy figure?
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Who is that shadowy figure?
Shouldn’t that be “Sr. Cancun”?
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Shouldn’t that be “Sr. Cancun”?
