Stephen C. White
@stephencwhite.com
He/him • I overuse gifs and emojis. • Trying to figure out what I’m doing here. • Do you know how big a bus is?
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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Otters + Snow =
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Otters + Snow =
Ya can’t just go around gobbling people. Especially not without consent. Somebody’s gonna hear from HR about this.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ya can’t just go around gobbling people. Especially not without consent. Somebody’s gonna hear from HR about this.
I swear, if this actually shows up in my mailbox, someone is getting a beef log for Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I swear, if this actually shows up in my mailbox, someone is getting a beef log for Christmas.
I’ve recently learned that as of a couple years ago, the New Bern Fireman’s Museum has erected a 9/11 memorial.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’ve recently learned that as of a couple years ago, the New Bern Fireman’s Museum has erected a 9/11 memorial.
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It says “SOUTHWEST” but I think they meant “salty dirt and jalapeño pepper found in a cardboard box in an abandoned basement”.
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It says “SOUTHWEST” but I think they meant “salty dirt and jalapeño pepper found in a cardboard box in an abandoned basement”.
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We only rate dogs. This is a Baked Alaska Arctic Wolf. Genetically a cross between a grey wolf and a toasted marshmallow. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: eastcoasttails)
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a Baked Alaska Arctic Wolf. Genetically a cross between a grey wolf and a toasted marshmallow. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: eastcoasttails)
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If CBP, Customs and Border Protection, is only supposed to operate within 100 miles of the U.S. border, what are they doing leading operations in Charlotte, North Carolina?
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If CBP, Customs and Border Protection, is only supposed to operate within 100 miles of the U.S. border, what are they doing leading operations in Charlotte, North Carolina?
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This is bullshit! What are the charges?
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This is bullshit! What are the charges?
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
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I've always said this, but I'll gladly say it again: Fuck Rick Hendrick.
Per AS: "Hendrick Motorsports Technical Solutions in the Charlotte metro area signed a $2.25 million contract with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in August, according to government records reviewed by WBTV....for the sale of 25 Chevrolet Tahoes." www.wbtv.com/2025/11/17/h...
Hendrick Motorsports Technical Solutions sold dozens of SUVs to ICE, records show
The $2.25M contract was for 25 Chevrolet Tahoes
www.wbtv.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I've always said this, but I'll gladly say it again: Fuck Rick Hendrick.
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Dressed up like you’re in patrol in Fallujah, passing some retired banker from Myers Park out to pick up birdseed.
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Dressed up like you’re in patrol in Fallujah, passing some retired banker from Myers Park out to pick up birdseed.
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I almost got stuck to the men’s room floor at @elonuniversity.bsky.social. Maybe they were mopping with leftover sweet tea?
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I almost got stuck to the men’s room floor at @elonuniversity.bsky.social. Maybe they were mopping with leftover sweet tea?
