A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)

This account exists because one day Mark Driscoll will think about starting a bluesky account and he'll see this post, which will allow me to say "fuck you" one more time.

So, Mark, fuck you

Gotta wonder if Leeds Royal Armouries is ready for the tourist surge that is about to hit them...

Your steak comes with all the crucifixins

Lennon's killer and Lennon's lover

"When i got that feeling i needed years of healing. Biblical healing"- Marvin Ex-Gaye

Calm down, bible thumpers.

The only one actually doing the lord’s work are the orcas.

I'll waive your arraignment

Bought all three seasons on DVD just for the episode with Coco Chanel's apartment. Change my mind.

I'm not old enough or smart enough to work this thing