StatrDraft
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Fantasy Football as it should be! FPL but better...
Own the draft. Own the league. Play the Statr way!
Currently in development, join the waiting list and be first to play.
Own the draft. Own the league. Play the Statr way!
Currently in development, join the waiting list and be first to play.
Salah only speaks when Salah wants something.
Contract last year. “Goodbye game” this year.
Left out of the CL squad… feels like the end at Liverpool 👀
#LFC #Salah #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
Contract last year. “Goodbye game” this year.
Left out of the CL squad… feels like the end at Liverpool 👀
#LFC #Salah #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Salah only speaks when Salah wants something.
Contract last year. “Goodbye game” this year.
Left out of the CL squad… feels like the end at Liverpool 👀
#LFC #Salah #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
Contract last year. “Goodbye game” this year.
Left out of the CL squad… feels like the end at Liverpool 👀
#LFC #Salah #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
AFCON is about to destroy half your leagues 😂
Plan ahead.
Hold the elite lads.
Drop the frauds before they nuke your season.
Statr coming soon 👉 StatrDraft.com
#FPL #DraftFC #AFCON #FantasyFootball #StatrDraft
Plan ahead.
Hold the elite lads.
Drop the frauds before they nuke your season.
Statr coming soon 👉 StatrDraft.com
#FPL #DraftFC #AFCON #FantasyFootball #StatrDraft
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
AFCON is about to destroy half your leagues 😂
Plan ahead.
Hold the elite lads.
Drop the frauds before they nuke your season.
Statr coming soon 👉 StatrDraft.com
#FPL #DraftFC #AFCON #FantasyFootball #StatrDraft
Plan ahead.
Hold the elite lads.
Drop the frauds before they nuke your season.
Statr coming soon 👉 StatrDraft.com
#FPL #DraftFC #AFCON #FantasyFootball #StatrDraft
Chelsea might be contenders…
…but their defenders are one bad tackle away from ruining your whole season.
If it’s 50/50 with a Dan Burn or a Tarkowski type?
Pick the one who won’t two-foot someone for fun. 🔵💀
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FPL
…but their defenders are one bad tackle away from ruining your whole season.
If it’s 50/50 with a Dan Burn or a Tarkowski type?
Pick the one who won’t two-foot someone for fun. 🔵💀
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FPL
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Chelsea might be contenders…
…but their defenders are one bad tackle away from ruining your whole season.
If it’s 50/50 with a Dan Burn or a Tarkowski type?
Pick the one who won’t two-foot someone for fun. 🔵💀
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FPL
…but their defenders are one bad tackle away from ruining your whole season.
If it’s 50/50 with a Dan Burn or a Tarkowski type?
Pick the one who won’t two-foot someone for fun. 🔵💀
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FPL
Brighton don’t defend — they just hit long shots from 19 metres and hope for the best 😂
Newcastle let you run past them for free.
Brighton let you start the run.
Chaos merchants, both of them.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton #Newcastle #FootballTalk
Newcastle let you run past them for free.
Brighton let you start the run.
Chaos merchants, both of them.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton #Newcastle #FootballTalk
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Brighton don’t defend — they just hit long shots from 19 metres and hope for the best 😂
Newcastle let you run past them for free.
Brighton let you start the run.
Chaos merchants, both of them.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton #Newcastle #FootballTalk
Newcastle let you run past them for free.
Brighton let you start the run.
Chaos merchants, both of them.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton #Newcastle #FootballTalk
AFCON is literally days away and we’re only realising it now.
Half your squad? Packing their bags.
Salah? Gone. Mbuemo? Gone.
Your fantasy season? Hanging by a thread.
Good luck, lads.
#StatrDraft #AFCON #FantasyFootball #PremierLeagueChaos #DraftModeActivated
Half your squad? Packing their bags.
Salah? Gone. Mbuemo? Gone.
Your fantasy season? Hanging by a thread.
Good luck, lads.
#StatrDraft #AFCON #FantasyFootball #PremierLeagueChaos #DraftModeActivated
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
AFCON is literally days away and we’re only realising it now.
Half your squad? Packing their bags.
Salah? Gone. Mbuemo? Gone.
Your fantasy season? Hanging by a thread.
Good luck, lads.
#StatrDraft #AFCON #FantasyFootball #PremierLeagueChaos #DraftModeActivated
Half your squad? Packing their bags.
Salah? Gone. Mbuemo? Gone.
Your fantasy season? Hanging by a thread.
Good luck, lads.
#StatrDraft #AFCON #FantasyFootball #PremierLeagueChaos #DraftModeActivated
Semenyo’s form? Gone.
Your patience? Gone.
Your decision? Bench in Classic… SELL everywhere else.
Watch him score a hat-trick the second you dump him. 😂
#StatrDraft #DraftTips #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
Your patience? Gone.
Your decision? Bench in Classic… SELL everywhere else.
Watch him score a hat-trick the second you dump him. 😂
#StatrDraft #DraftTips #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Semenyo’s form? Gone.
Your patience? Gone.
Your decision? Bench in Classic… SELL everywhere else.
Watch him score a hat-trick the second you dump him. 😂
#StatrDraft #DraftTips #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
Your patience? Gone.
Your decision? Bench in Classic… SELL everywhere else.
Watch him score a hat-trick the second you dump him. 😂
#StatrDraft #DraftTips #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
Newcastle don’t lose at home.
City have Haaland.
This is either a masterclass or a fistfight.
And honestly… Toon might bully City here.
Tonali + Bruno G + Joelinton vs the Haaland machine is box-office stuff. 👀⚫️⚪️
#MCINEW #StatrDraft #PremierLeague
City have Haaland.
This is either a masterclass or a fistfight.
And honestly… Toon might bully City here.
Tonali + Bruno G + Joelinton vs the Haaland machine is box-office stuff. 👀⚫️⚪️
#MCINEW #StatrDraft #PremierLeague
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Newcastle don’t lose at home.
City have Haaland.
This is either a masterclass or a fistfight.
And honestly… Toon might bully City here.
Tonali + Bruno G + Joelinton vs the Haaland machine is box-office stuff. 👀⚫️⚪️
#MCINEW #StatrDraft #PremierLeague
City have Haaland.
This is either a masterclass or a fistfight.
And honestly… Toon might bully City here.
Tonali + Bruno G + Joelinton vs the Haaland machine is box-office stuff. 👀⚫️⚪️
#MCINEW #StatrDraft #PremierLeague
Brighton are entering their “prove it or perish” month.
Villa. West Ham. Liverpool. Sunderland. Arsenal.
Champions League charge... or curtains?
Get your assets ready — or sold. 😅
#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton
Villa. West Ham. Liverpool. Sunderland. Arsenal.
Champions League charge... or curtains?
Get your assets ready — or sold. 😅
#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Brighton are entering their “prove it or perish” month.
Villa. West Ham. Liverpool. Sunderland. Arsenal.
Champions League charge... or curtains?
Get your assets ready — or sold. 😅
#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton
Villa. West Ham. Liverpool. Sunderland. Arsenal.
Champions League charge... or curtains?
Get your assets ready — or sold. 😅
#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton
Chelsea Red Card Lottery is BACK 🔴😂
Jon called Gusto six weeks ago and the lad delivered instantly.
So who’s next?
Enzo “tantrum pending” Fernández?
Delap’s second serving of chaos?
Or Pedro Neto’s annual Christmas break red?
Your picks 👇
#CFC #StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FPLDraft
Jon called Gusto six weeks ago and the lad delivered instantly.
So who’s next?
Enzo “tantrum pending” Fernández?
Delap’s second serving of chaos?
Or Pedro Neto’s annual Christmas break red?
Your picks 👇
#CFC #StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FPLDraft
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Chelsea Red Card Lottery is BACK 🔴😂
Jon called Gusto six weeks ago and the lad delivered instantly.
So who’s next?
Enzo “tantrum pending” Fernández?
Delap’s second serving of chaos?
Or Pedro Neto’s annual Christmas break red?
Your picks 👇
#CFC #StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FPLDraft
Jon called Gusto six weeks ago and the lad delivered instantly.
So who’s next?
Enzo “tantrum pending” Fernández?
Delap’s second serving of chaos?
Or Pedro Neto’s annual Christmas break red?
Your picks 👇
#CFC #StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FPLDraft
Chelsea defenders are a fantasy goldmine…
…but every week feels like betting on which one gets sent off next 🔴😂
James = safe-ish
Chalobah = goals galore
Caicedo = machine
Sanchez = sneaky good
Cucurella = meh
Draft them. Pray after.
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FantasyFootball #EPL #FPLDraft
…but every week feels like betting on which one gets sent off next 🔴😂
James = safe-ish
Chalobah = goals galore
Caicedo = machine
Sanchez = sneaky good
Cucurella = meh
Draft them. Pray after.
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FantasyFootball #EPL #FPLDraft
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Chelsea defenders are a fantasy goldmine…
…but every week feels like betting on which one gets sent off next 🔴😂
James = safe-ish
Chalobah = goals galore
Caicedo = machine
Sanchez = sneaky good
Cucurella = meh
Draft them. Pray after.
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FantasyFootball #EPL #FPLDraft
…but every week feels like betting on which one gets sent off next 🔴😂
James = safe-ish
Chalobah = goals galore
Caicedo = machine
Sanchez = sneaky good
Cucurella = meh
Draft them. Pray after.
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FantasyFootball #EPL #FPLDraft
Bruno = 21 PPG cheat code.
Mbuemo = 16 PPG sleeper pick.
Garner = Everton’s entire midfield economy in human form.
Draft these lads or suffer. 😈🔥
#PremierLeague #FantasyDraft #StatrDraft #FootballTikTok
Mbuemo = 16 PPG sleeper pick.
Garner = Everton’s entire midfield economy in human form.
Draft these lads or suffer. 😈🔥
#PremierLeague #FantasyDraft #StatrDraft #FootballTikTok
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Bruno = 21 PPG cheat code.
Mbuemo = 16 PPG sleeper pick.
Garner = Everton’s entire midfield economy in human form.
Draft these lads or suffer. 😈🔥
#PremierLeague #FantasyDraft #StatrDraft #FootballTikTok
Mbuemo = 16 PPG sleeper pick.
Garner = Everton’s entire midfield economy in human form.
Draft these lads or suffer. 😈🔥
#PremierLeague #FantasyDraft #StatrDraft #FootballTikTok
THIS is what football is about.
The moments you never forget.
The chaos, the hugs with strangers, the tears after Troy Parrott’s interview…
If that didn’t move you, football might not be your sport.
#COYBIG #Ireland #FootballFamily #StatrDraft
The moments you never forget.
The chaos, the hugs with strangers, the tears after Troy Parrott’s interview…
If that didn’t move you, football might not be your sport.
#COYBIG #Ireland #FootballFamily #StatrDraft
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
THIS is what football is about.
The moments you never forget.
The chaos, the hugs with strangers, the tears after Troy Parrott’s interview…
If that didn’t move you, football might not be your sport.
#COYBIG #Ireland #FootballFamily #StatrDraft
The moments you never forget.
The chaos, the hugs with strangers, the tears after Troy Parrott’s interview…
If that didn’t move you, football might not be your sport.
#COYBIG #Ireland #FootballFamily #StatrDraft
Spurs: “We want Eze.”
Arsenal: rings once
Eze: “I’m on my way.”
Odegaard’s brilliant, but Eze might actually be the No.10 now.
He’s bullying defenders for fun 😂
#StatrDraft #Arsenal #Eze #PremierLeague
Arsenal: rings once
Eze: “I’m on my way.”
Odegaard’s brilliant, but Eze might actually be the No.10 now.
He’s bullying defenders for fun 😂
#StatrDraft #Arsenal #Eze #PremierLeague
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Spurs: “We want Eze.”
Arsenal: rings once
Eze: “I’m on my way.”
Odegaard’s brilliant, but Eze might actually be the No.10 now.
He’s bullying defenders for fun 😂
#StatrDraft #Arsenal #Eze #PremierLeague
Arsenal: rings once
Eze: “I’m on my way.”
Odegaard’s brilliant, but Eze might actually be the No.10 now.
He’s bullying defenders for fun 😂
#StatrDraft #Arsenal #Eze #PremierLeague
We calculated every club’s “home standings”… and it’s CHAOS 😂
Fulham +8, Brentford +6, Bournemouth +5…
Chelsea -11, Spurs -11 (19th!!).
London clubs, lads… what’s going on at home?!
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FootballTok #FPL
Fulham +8, Brentford +6, Bournemouth +5…
Chelsea -11, Spurs -11 (19th!!).
London clubs, lads… what’s going on at home?!
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FootballTok #FPL
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We calculated every club’s “home standings”… and it’s CHAOS 😂
Fulham +8, Brentford +6, Bournemouth +5…
Chelsea -11, Spurs -11 (19th!!).
London clubs, lads… what’s going on at home?!
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FootballTok #FPL
Fulham +8, Brentford +6, Bournemouth +5…
Chelsea -11, Spurs -11 (19th!!).
London clubs, lads… what’s going on at home?!
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FootballTok #FPL
If you’re wondering where Jon is on Saturday mornings:
👉 TikTok Live, 10–11am
👉 Start time depends entirely on the breakfast-roll queue
Turn on notifs and join the madness.
#StatrDraft #TikTokLive #FPL
👉 TikTok Live, 10–11am
👉 Start time depends entirely on the breakfast-roll queue
Turn on notifs and join the madness.
#StatrDraft #TikTokLive #FPL
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If you’re wondering where Jon is on Saturday mornings:
👉 TikTok Live, 10–11am
👉 Start time depends entirely on the breakfast-roll queue
Turn on notifs and join the madness.
#StatrDraft #TikTokLive #FPL
👉 TikTok Live, 10–11am
👉 Start time depends entirely on the breakfast-roll queue
Turn on notifs and join the madness.
#StatrDraft #TikTokLive #FPL
Liverpool:
🔴 74% possession
🔴 700 passes
🔴 3–0 defeat at home
Forest:
⚪️ 3 attacks → 3 goals
Also: £285m spent on Isak + Wirtz for one goal between them.
Liverpool’s injury list is real, but so is the banter.
#StatrDraft #LFC #PremierLeague
🔴 74% possession
🔴 700 passes
🔴 3–0 defeat at home
Forest:
⚪️ 3 attacks → 3 goals
Also: £285m spent on Isak + Wirtz for one goal between them.
Liverpool’s injury list is real, but so is the banter.
#StatrDraft #LFC #PremierLeague
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Liverpool:
🔴 74% possession
🔴 700 passes
🔴 3–0 defeat at home
Forest:
⚪️ 3 attacks → 3 goals
Also: £285m spent on Isak + Wirtz for one goal between them.
Liverpool’s injury list is real, but so is the banter.
#StatrDraft #LFC #PremierLeague
🔴 74% possession
🔴 700 passes
🔴 3–0 defeat at home
Forest:
⚪️ 3 attacks → 3 goals
Also: £285m spent on Isak + Wirtz for one goal between them.
Liverpool’s injury list is real, but so is the banter.
#StatrDraft #LFC #PremierLeague
Dyche walked into Forest, asked, “What worked last year?”
The lads told him.
He just re-installed it.
And boom — Murillo, Milenković & Nico Williams are suddenly 🔥 assets again.
Simple game.
#StatrDraft #FootballTok #NFFC
The lads told him.
He just re-installed it.
And boom — Murillo, Milenković & Nico Williams are suddenly 🔥 assets again.
Simple game.
#StatrDraft #FootballTok #NFFC
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dyche walked into Forest, asked, “What worked last year?”
The lads told him.
He just re-installed it.
And boom — Murillo, Milenković & Nico Williams are suddenly 🔥 assets again.
Simple game.
#StatrDraft #FootballTok #NFFC
The lads told him.
He just re-installed it.
And boom — Murillo, Milenković & Nico Williams are suddenly 🔥 assets again.
Simple game.
#StatrDraft #FootballTok #NFFC
City drop points? Doesn’t matter.
Pep’s teams don’t die — they hibernate then ruin everyone’s spring.
Arsenal might have the aura, but City still have the pedigree.
#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PL
Pep’s teams don’t die — they hibernate then ruin everyone’s spring.
Arsenal might have the aura, but City still have the pedigree.
#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PL
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
City drop points? Doesn’t matter.
Pep’s teams don’t die — they hibernate then ruin everyone’s spring.
Arsenal might have the aura, but City still have the pedigree.
#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PL
Pep’s teams don’t die — they hibernate then ruin everyone’s spring.
Arsenal might have the aura, but City still have the pedigree.
#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PL
Movember wrap-up!
Jimi ran marathons.
Jon grew the Tash of dreams.
And Movember backed our little fantasy app before it even dropped.
Top class. 🥸🔥
#Movember #StatrDraft #MensHealthTok
Jimi ran marathons.
Jon grew the Tash of dreams.
And Movember backed our little fantasy app before it even dropped.
Top class. 🥸🔥
#Movember #StatrDraft #MensHealthTok
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Movember wrap-up!
Jimi ran marathons.
Jon grew the Tash of dreams.
And Movember backed our little fantasy app before it even dropped.
Top class. 🥸🔥
#Movember #StatrDraft #MensHealthTok
Jimi ran marathons.
Jon grew the Tash of dreams.
And Movember backed our little fantasy app before it even dropped.
Top class. 🥸🔥
#Movember #StatrDraft #MensHealthTok
Three matchweeks in nine days = ABSOLUTE CHAOS.
If you’re not checking team news every 5 mins, you’re cooked.
This is where champions are made… and donkeys get exposed.
Send trades. Make moves. Feast. 🔥
#StatrDraft #FantasyPL #PremierLeague #DraftStrategy
If you’re not checking team news every 5 mins, you’re cooked.
This is where champions are made… and donkeys get exposed.
Send trades. Make moves. Feast. 🔥
#StatrDraft #FantasyPL #PremierLeague #DraftStrategy
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Three matchweeks in nine days = ABSOLUTE CHAOS.
If you’re not checking team news every 5 mins, you’re cooked.
This is where champions are made… and donkeys get exposed.
Send trades. Make moves. Feast. 🔥
#StatrDraft #FantasyPL #PremierLeague #DraftStrategy
If you’re not checking team news every 5 mins, you’re cooked.
This is where champions are made… and donkeys get exposed.
Send trades. Make moves. Feast. 🔥
#StatrDraft #FantasyPL #PremierLeague #DraftStrategy
Draft rule No.1:
You WILL bench the wrong player.
Draft rule No.2:
You WILL cry about it.
Our system gives half points off the bench… so picking the wrong lad isn’t a slap — it’s a headbutt.
You want training wheels? Go play FPL.
You want the real thing? Welcome to Statr. 💀⚽️
You WILL bench the wrong player.
Draft rule No.2:
You WILL cry about it.
Our system gives half points off the bench… so picking the wrong lad isn’t a slap — it’s a headbutt.
You want training wheels? Go play FPL.
You want the real thing? Welcome to Statr. 💀⚽️
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Draft rule No.1:
You WILL bench the wrong player.
Draft rule No.2:
You WILL cry about it.
Our system gives half points off the bench… so picking the wrong lad isn’t a slap — it’s a headbutt.
You want training wheels? Go play FPL.
You want the real thing? Welcome to Statr. 💀⚽️
You WILL bench the wrong player.
Draft rule No.2:
You WILL cry about it.
Our system gives half points off the bench… so picking the wrong lad isn’t a slap — it’s a headbutt.
You want training wheels? Go play FPL.
You want the real thing? Welcome to Statr. 💀⚽️
Isak truth bomb 💣
18 shots… only 3 on target.
“No pre-season” doesn’t count in December, lads.
Wirtz looks lost without Xhaka running marathons behind him.
Numbers don’t lie.
#StatrDraft #PL #DraftFantasy #FootballTikTok
18 shots… only 3 on target.
“No pre-season” doesn’t count in December, lads.
Wirtz looks lost without Xhaka running marathons behind him.
Numbers don’t lie.
#StatrDraft #PL #DraftFantasy #FootballTikTok
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Isak truth bomb 💣
18 shots… only 3 on target.
“No pre-season” doesn’t count in December, lads.
Wirtz looks lost without Xhaka running marathons behind him.
Numbers don’t lie.
#StatrDraft #PL #DraftFantasy #FootballTikTok
18 shots… only 3 on target.
“No pre-season” doesn’t count in December, lads.
Wirtz looks lost without Xhaka running marathons behind him.
Numbers don’t lie.
#StatrDraft #PL #DraftFantasy #FootballTikTok
Spurs miss Maddison badly.
Paulinha wins it. Bentancur shuffles it.
But nobody can create it.
Maddison definitely can.
They’ve got ball-winners… but no conductor.
#StatrDraft #Spurs #PremierLeague #FantasyFootball
Paulinha wins it. Bentancur shuffles it.
But nobody can create it.
Maddison definitely can.
They’ve got ball-winners… but no conductor.
#StatrDraft #Spurs #PremierLeague #FantasyFootball
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Spurs miss Maddison badly.
Paulinha wins it. Bentancur shuffles it.
But nobody can create it.
Maddison definitely can.
They’ve got ball-winners… but no conductor.
#StatrDraft #Spurs #PremierLeague #FantasyFootball
Paulinha wins it. Bentancur shuffles it.
But nobody can create it.
Maddison definitely can.
They’ve got ball-winners… but no conductor.
#StatrDraft #Spurs #PremierLeague #FantasyFootball