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Fantasy Football as it should be! FPL but better...

Own the draft. Own the league. Play the Statr way!

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Salah only speaks when Salah wants something.
Contract last year. “Goodbye game” this year.
Left out of the CL squad… feels like the end at Liverpool 👀

#LFC #Salah #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We drafted the first ever Statr league last night.

Real users.
Real tension.
Unreal panic picks.

If this is the test run… you’re going to love the real thing.

📱 iOS & Android coming soon
⏳ Waiting list nearly gone

#StatrDraft #DraftDay #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
AFCON is about to destroy half your leagues 😂
Plan ahead.
Hold the elite lads.
Drop the frauds before they nuke your season.

Statr coming soon 👉 StatrDraft.com
#FPL #DraftFC #AFCON #FantasyFootball #StatrDraft
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Chelsea might be contenders…
…but their defenders are one bad tackle away from ruining your whole season.
If it’s 50/50 with a Dan Burn or a Tarkowski type?
Pick the one who won’t two-foot someone for fun. 🔵💀
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FPL
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
AFCON 2025 is coming 🌍and half your fantasy squad might be gone.

Who’s affected most? Who steps up? And is it finally time to ditch Salah?

We’ve broken it all down by club ✌️
buff.ly/BIn0MsG

#AFCON #FPL #PremierLeague #FantasyFootball #StatrDraft #Salah #Gameweek17
AFCON 2025 Absences: Which Premier League Clubs Are Most Affected, Who’s Missing, Who Steps Up & Who’s Laughing All the Way to Gameweek 25 - Statr Draft
AFCON 2025 is set to impact your Premier League FPL squad big time. Here’s a club-by-club breakdown of who’s missing, what it means, and who to pick instead in Gameweeks 17-23.
buff.ly
December 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Brighton don’t defend — they just hit long shots from 19 metres and hope for the best 😂
Newcastle let you run past them for free.
Brighton let you start the run.
Chaos merchants, both of them.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton #Newcastle #FootballTalk
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
AFCON is literally days away and we’re only realising it now.
Half your squad? Packing their bags.
Salah? Gone. Mbuemo? Gone.
Your fantasy season? Hanging by a thread.
Good luck, lads.
#StatrDraft #AFCON #FantasyFootball #PremierLeagueChaos #DraftModeActivated
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Semenyo’s form? Gone.
Your patience? Gone.
Your decision? Bench in Classic… SELL everywhere else.
Watch him score a hat-trick the second you dump him. 😂
#StatrDraft #DraftTips #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Newcastle don’t lose at home.
City have Haaland.

This is either a masterclass or a fistfight.
And honestly… Toon might bully City here.
Tonali + Bruno G + Joelinton vs the Haaland machine is box-office stuff. 👀⚫️⚪️

#MCINEW #StatrDraft #PremierLeague
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Brighton are entering their “prove it or perish” month.
Villa. West Ham. Liverpool. Sunderland. Arsenal.
Champions League charge... or curtains?
Get your assets ready — or sold. 😅
#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PremierLeague #Brighton
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Chelsea Red Card Lottery is BACK 🔴😂
Jon called Gusto six weeks ago and the lad delivered instantly.
So who’s next?
Enzo “tantrum pending” Fernández?
Delap’s second serving of chaos?
Or Pedro Neto’s annual Christmas break red?
Your picks 👇
#CFC #StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FPLDraft
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Chelsea defenders are a fantasy goldmine…
…but every week feels like betting on which one gets sent off next 🔴😂
James = safe-ish
Chalobah = goals galore
Caicedo = machine
Sanchez = sneaky good
Cucurella = meh

Draft them. Pray after.
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #FantasyFootball #EPL #FPLDraft
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bruno = 21 PPG cheat code.
Mbuemo = 16 PPG sleeper pick.
Garner = Everton’s entire midfield economy in human form.
Draft these lads or suffer. 😈🔥
#PremierLeague #FantasyDraft #StatrDraft #FootballTikTok
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
GW15 Team of the Week (Statr scoring 🔥):

Sanchez
Cash – Porro – Dias
Szoboszlai – Foden – Bruno – Bruno G – Stach
Rutter – Ekitike

Powered by data. Not Darren from the group chat.

App is coming VERY soon. Join the waitlist 👉 StatrDraft.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
THIS is what football is about.
The moments you never forget.
The chaos, the hugs with strangers, the tears after Troy Parrott’s interview…
If that didn’t move you, football might not be your sport.

#COYBIG #Ireland #FootballFamily #StatrDraft
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
🎧 This week’s StatrCast:
– Mo Salah’s interview: facts or frustration?
– 47 Premier League players off to AFCON
– Jon breaks down the biggest hits and sleeper picks
– GW16 fantasy preview

🔥 Listen now. buff.ly/If5cqU9

#FPL #MoSalah #AFCON2025 #FantasyFootball #GW16 #FPLTips
Salah Speaks, AFCON Hits & StatrDraft’s GW16 Picks
The StatrCast - StatrDraft Fantasy Football · Episode
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December 9, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Spurs: “We want Eze.”
Arsenal: rings once
Eze: “I’m on my way.”
Odegaard’s brilliant, but Eze might actually be the No.10 now.
He’s bullying defenders for fun 😂
#StatrDraft #Arsenal #Eze #PremierLeague
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
We calculated every club’s “home standings”… and it’s CHAOS 😂
Fulham +8, Brentford +6, Bournemouth +5…
Chelsea -11, Spurs -11 (19th!!).
London clubs, lads… what’s going on at home?!
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FootballTok #FPL
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If you’re wondering where Jon is on Saturday mornings:
👉 TikTok Live, 10–11am
👉 Start time depends entirely on the breakfast-roll queue
Turn on notifs and join the madness.

#StatrDraft #TikTokLive #FPL
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If the Premier League table was home games only…
Chelsea drop 11 places. Spurs drop 11 and sit 19th 🤣
Fulham +8. Brentford +6.
London clubs getting battered in their own living rooms.

#StatrDraft #FootballTok #PremierLeague
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Liverpool:
🔴 74% possession
🔴 700 passes
🔴 3–0 defeat at home
Forest:
⚪️ 3 attacks → 3 goals

Also: £285m spent on Isak + Wirtz for one goal between them.
Liverpool’s injury list is real, but so is the banter.

#StatrDraft #LFC #PremierLeague
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Dyche walked into Forest, asked, “What worked last year?”
The lads told him.
He just re-installed it.
And boom — Murillo, Milenković & Nico Williams are suddenly 🔥 assets again.
Simple game.

#StatrDraft #FootballTok #NFFC
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
City drop points? Doesn’t matter.
Pep’s teams don’t die — they hibernate then ruin everyone’s spring.
Arsenal might have the aura, but City still have the pedigree.

#StatrDraft #FPLDraft #PL
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Movember wrap-up!
Jimi ran marathons.
Jon grew the Tash of dreams.
And Movember backed our little fantasy app before it even dropped.
Top class. 🥸🔥

#Movember #StatrDraft #MensHealthTok
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Three matchweeks in nine days = ABSOLUTE CHAOS.
If you’re not checking team news every 5 mins, you’re cooked.
This is where champions are made… and donkeys get exposed.
Send trades. Make moves. Feast. 🔥
#StatrDraft #FantasyPL #PremierLeague #DraftStrategy
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM