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Edouard Mendy penalty save against Morocco 90+13'
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Ah, they are back out. Imagine if Mendy saves this penalty now…
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Outrageous and unprecedented scenes in the AFCON. I can understand the frustration, the Senegal goal was a good one, and the Morocco penalty is soft. But c’mon, you can’t just walk off the pitch! Credit to Mane trying to sort this out.
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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This is great. Do please watch it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
That Barcelona midfield trio, wow. Frankie De Jong in particular, but they completely shut our midfield down and controlled the narrative of the game. Could have been different if we’d taken our 1st half chances or started Big Nick, but CL progression does not hinge on matches against Barca and PSG.
September 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Champions League draw tonight for #NUFC, my ideal draw would be:

Real Madrid (h)
Bayern Munich (a)
Juventus (a)
Club Brugge (h)
Ajax (a)
Bodø Glimt (h)
Monaco (h)
Pafos (a)
August 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I love that girl elbowing Prince William out the way to get her handshakes in
July 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Hannah Hampton call was a big one at the time, but proven to be 100% the correct one in the end. Tremendous achievement for the #lionesses!
July 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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War On The Countryside

- aim to concrete over 100% of Britain
- run down nimbys in your bulldozer
- build strategic alliances with yimbys
- defeat final level boss Simon Jenkins
okay today we're doing the fun type of quote posting game:

What would *your* computer game look like?
hear me out

Stephen Bush's Civilisation
June 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - WE ARE BACK! 🤩
May 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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If you love football, you love Ebere Eze.
May 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Match of the Day are showing a suspicious amount of yellow cards in this Palace v Brighton game 🤨
April 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What a parade, what a day! Still recovering…
March 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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With us every step of the way. Always.

UNITED. 🖤🤍

#wedontdoquiet
March 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What a match, what a day. I never thought I’d see the like. #NUFC are the League Cup winners!
March 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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The road to Wembley 😍
March 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I bet that was probably a great cup game for the neutral, but Jesus wept we don’t half make things fucking terrible for ourself.
March 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Minteh v Trippier 😬
March 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Nick Pope 🧤🧤

As a member of the GK union, don’t let me down brother.

That midfield of ours looks horribly unbalanced though…
February 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The bottom three of the Premier League is absolutely rancid, although fair play to Ipswich for at least having a go.
February 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Will Osula has ‘Cult Hero’ written all over him. How good he’ll actually be, I’ve no idea, but it will be fun finding out.
February 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Putting Newcastle’s performance to one side for a minute, that was as good an away performance that I’ve seen for many a year by Bournemouth today. To a man, superb.
January 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Adidas having a tie up with Mercedes F1 is going to empty my wallet fast.
January 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Three Point Lane #NUFC
January 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM