Startled Jesus
startled.bsky.social
Startled Jesus
@startled.bsky.social
UK. Old enough to know better. That's me in the corner, crushed by the wheels of industry, but dancing the night away. We/Willie/Winkie.
Did they really have the moon landings?
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The gangland stuff is both depressing and terrifying.
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 PM
FIFA, corrupt?
January 25, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Currently watching Blackshore. Have you seen other Irish series Cra and Kin?
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Isn’t that every season? From a Leicester supporter.
January 25, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Any comment from Infantini?
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Having said that, is it any worse than finding an actual small shard of bone, and extrapolating it into a fifty foot dinosaur, and saying it’s 35 million years old?
January 25, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Or use the get out clause that it’s an AI representation of Glitter, not the real thing. I blame Abba Voyage.
January 25, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Is he the voice of The Mysterons?

Has he bought a proven goal scorer yet?
July 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM