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My dad was a toolmaker
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dedicate this to Sexy Nigel
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
only problem is my heart & intuition is wot ever I'm told it is, by people with money otherwise i listen to Nigel
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I just need to Keep Andy out long enough for Nigel to let me join Reform.
Andy Burnham is very scary, cos he knows how to do his job and doesn't rely on his dads tools or rich people.
#ScaredofBurnham
January 25, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I should know😘
Blimey. Did I really just hear Keir Starmer say this

“They had more positions in 14 years than the Kama Sutra. No wonder they are knackered and they left the country screwed”
#PMQs
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I'm sure Donald knows best, he suggested i up my aspirin intake aswell.
#Stabletactical&medicalgenius
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s anxieties over Nigel Farage – cartoon
Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s anxieties over Nigel Farage – cartoon
The prime minister used his speech at the Labour party conference to attack the Reform UK leader
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
dedicate this to Sexy Nigel
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
very accurate
Keir Starmer as Austin Powers trying to do a U-turn in a corridor

Requested by Chris Ayre and Greg Brookes
July 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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July 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Which animal are you feeling today?
July 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'll let you all in on a secret its not Mayo...
Keir starmer eats a bowl of warm mayonnaise for every meal
July 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
ooo YES please im ready #FuckKeirStarmer
July 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
just found out Wes is my son, makes a lot of sense when you think about it
Starmer and his son Wesley Streeting
July 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Its not been a good day today i think i may just leave and go full tory
July 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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This is an unkind/kind of a happy birthday song, which only makes sense if you know #Frozen & the troll song "Fixer Upper." So: niche. There are some rude words in our parody version, titled "F*&ker upper" (no kids were exposed/involved - don't ring in to complain 🫢)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nX...
"F*&ker Upper" - Marsh Family parody of "Fixer Upper" from Frozen to mark Donald Trump's birthday
YouTube video by Marsh Family
www.youtube.com
June 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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LAPD out there like
June 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The only thing better than a Toolmaker, is a comicbookmaker,
and today im asking you to back Matthew Hardy publish the 3rd in his war of the world series THUNDER CHILD!
Its a great deal for the British people
May 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Seems im Joining the Deform Party.....

oooo nigel spank me some more so i can say racist things on behalf of the labour party.... oooo nigel
May 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When im not looking at Tools or being kinky i like to talk about Transformers, i wish they could help me fight Putin, Farage & Trump
April 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors.

And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
April 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This chap has all the tools needed to write a Great Novel, I'd love it if he could help write party policy.
I'm a bit lost at the moment. i probably need some pegging before i turn in for the night. then i can start fresh after my void has been filled.
Garth Marenghi returns in:

Garth Marenghi’s ‘This Bursted Earth’

Available for pre-order now.

bio.to/garthmarenghi
March 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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To show your support for the cause of nullifying Brexit, can we get a #NullBrexit from everyone?
March 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM