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Litigator, Sade devotee・🇪🇬
📍HI 'til I die.
📍HI 'til I die.
No point in leaving any comments on the post (but a brief glance lmk people were going up for that stupidity), simpler to just check the 'never show this shit to me again' option. Banished into the nether realm 😌
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
No point in leaving any comments on the post (but a brief glance lmk people were going up for that stupidity), simpler to just check the 'never show this shit to me again' option. Banished into the nether realm 😌
Being interested in the practical side of interior design (concealing cables/properly hanging things/mods to maximize space/unconventional storage/ETC.) doesn't = woo woo bullshit (it also had a towel hook???). AND the metal will get hot, forget it's sticking out of the wall and burn yourself too.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Being interested in the practical side of interior design (concealing cables/properly hanging things/mods to maximize space/unconventional storage/ETC.) doesn't = woo woo bullshit (it also had a towel hook???). AND the metal will get hot, forget it's sticking out of the wall and burn yourself too.
Anyway, lousy that there's no new episode until next week. Glimpsed boring beak in what may have been the world's fugliest dress before I skipped, but tbqh, I'll never see it for the character OR that actress. She shouldn't have been cast. But ⚪ , I guess. #BeyondtheGates
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Anyway, lousy that there's no new episode until next week. Glimpsed boring beak in what may have been the world's fugliest dress before I skipped, but tbqh, I'll never see it for the character OR that actress. She shouldn't have been cast. But ⚪ , I guess. #BeyondtheGates
Leslie is like a damn malignant growth attached to Eva 😑. From what we know of the past AND WHAT WE HAVE SEEN OF THE PRESENT she damn sure hasn't been any kind of real mother. She needs to be cut off. Hope raggedy ass Marcel entraps her (that would be the obvious direction now) #BeyondtheGates
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Leslie is like a damn malignant growth attached to Eva 😑. From what we know of the past AND WHAT WE HAVE SEEN OF THE PRESENT she damn sure hasn't been any kind of real mother. She needs to be cut off. Hope raggedy ass Marcel entraps her (that would be the obvious direction now) #BeyondtheGates
Ted should have spent time separately with Eva--he could have met her at Martin's after she finished with her wretched egg donor.
I'm not a huge fan of nu-Ted, but it's pretty obvious Martin's invitation was to EVA and Eva alone. Delusional Leslie rejected a non-existent invite. #BeyondtheGates
I'm not a huge fan of nu-Ted, but it's pretty obvious Martin's invitation was to EVA and Eva alone. Delusional Leslie rejected a non-existent invite. #BeyondtheGates
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Ted should have spent time separately with Eva--he could have met her at Martin's after she finished with her wretched egg donor.
I'm not a huge fan of nu-Ted, but it's pretty obvious Martin's invitation was to EVA and Eva alone. Delusional Leslie rejected a non-existent invite. #BeyondtheGates
I'm not a huge fan of nu-Ted, but it's pretty obvious Martin's invitation was to EVA and Eva alone. Delusional Leslie rejected a non-existent invite. #BeyondtheGates
There have been a large number of Andrea Iyamah pieces on this show (including Naomi's dress from this Thanksgiving ep).
Still want to know where Dani's neckpiece was from during the episode with the Articulette's reunion concert (where she was also wearing the same designer) #BeyondtheGates
Still want to know where Dani's neckpiece was from during the episode with the Articulette's reunion concert (where she was also wearing the same designer) #BeyondtheGates
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There have been a large number of Andrea Iyamah pieces on this show (including Naomi's dress from this Thanksgiving ep).
Still want to know where Dani's neckpiece was from during the episode with the Articulette's reunion concert (where she was also wearing the same designer) #BeyondtheGates
Still want to know where Dani's neckpiece was from during the episode with the Articulette's reunion concert (where she was also wearing the same designer) #BeyondtheGates
Why are the extras listening to Vernon's toast as if he's addressing the whole club? #BeyondtheGates
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Why are the extras listening to Vernon's toast as if he's addressing the whole club? #BeyondtheGates
Cue Cascade product placement. 😂 Stay ridiculous #BeyondtheGates
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Cue Cascade product placement. 😂 Stay ridiculous #BeyondtheGates
Keep bringing on the Ls, they are delicious.
Curious to see what unfolds with GV's character.... #BeyondtheGates
Curious to see what unfolds with GV's character.... #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Keep bringing on the Ls, they are delicious.
Curious to see what unfolds with GV's character.... #BeyondtheGates
Curious to see what unfolds with GV's character.... #BeyondtheGates
YES, please send Kat and the cardboard cutout offscreen for the holidays. Bravo 👏🏼, excellent choice. And looks like cardboard is going to opt for attempting to make her into his fiancée so that he can make partner. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
YES, please send Kat and the cardboard cutout offscreen for the holidays. Bravo 👏🏼, excellent choice. And looks like cardboard is going to opt for attempting to make her into his fiancée so that he can make partner. #BeyondtheGates
Bill is so petty and insecure. Why would Dani "lobby" for Andre to MC Winterfest? He's not your replacement, you mark. He's an upgrade (minus his boring beak fixation). Go drink some more tea from your tacky scammer.
Must be the world's slowest acting poison, damn. #BeyondtheGates
Must be the world's slowest acting poison, damn. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Bill is so petty and insecure. Why would Dani "lobby" for Andre to MC Winterfest? He's not your replacement, you mark. He's an upgrade (minus his boring beak fixation). Go drink some more tea from your tacky scammer.
Must be the world's slowest acting poison, damn. #BeyondtheGates
Must be the world's slowest acting poison, damn. #BeyondtheGates
Oh, wait a MINUTE, now she's lying to the cardboard cutout trying to make herself seem not so wretched and childish. 🤣 GIRL. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Oh, wait a MINUTE, now she's lying to the cardboard cutout trying to make herself seem not so wretched and childish. 🤣 GIRL. #BeyondtheGates
lol, this writing is trash, before I even let this scene play, we all know the cardboard cutout isn't going to empathize with Kat.
And like the ABSOLUTE dummy that she is, she's going to walk right into that rake for the millionth time. He doesn't support you. #BeyondtheGates
And like the ABSOLUTE dummy that she is, she's going to walk right into that rake for the millionth time. He doesn't support you. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
lol, this writing is trash, before I even let this scene play, we all know the cardboard cutout isn't going to empathize with Kat.
And like the ABSOLUTE dummy that she is, she's going to walk right into that rake for the millionth time. He doesn't support you. #BeyondtheGates
And like the ABSOLUTE dummy that she is, she's going to walk right into that rake for the millionth time. He doesn't support you. #BeyondtheGates
Marcel trying to lure Leslie to get her to agree to kill his wife?
THIS DELUSIONAL HO JUST SAID SHE'S A FREE AGENT??? The way she schemed, attempt murdered, and sexually assaulted her way back into Ted's orbit?! And WHY TF do they have Ted looking jealous? Throw it all away. #BeyondtheGates
THIS DELUSIONAL HO JUST SAID SHE'S A FREE AGENT??? The way she schemed, attempt murdered, and sexually assaulted her way back into Ted's orbit?! And WHY TF do they have Ted looking jealous? Throw it all away. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Marcel trying to lure Leslie to get her to agree to kill his wife?
THIS DELUSIONAL HO JUST SAID SHE'S A FREE AGENT??? The way she schemed, attempt murdered, and sexually assaulted her way back into Ted's orbit?! And WHY TF do they have Ted looking jealous? Throw it all away. #BeyondtheGates
THIS DELUSIONAL HO JUST SAID SHE'S A FREE AGENT??? The way she schemed, attempt murdered, and sexually assaulted her way back into Ted's orbit?! And WHY TF do they have Ted looking jealous? Throw it all away. #BeyondtheGates
That, or he dumps her so he can continue on...either way, Kat loses, so I support it. LOL@Nicole not even remotely supporting her daughter.
Eva, you absolutely could've turned your wretched egg donor down and decided to spend the holiday with your dad. #BeyondtheGates
Eva, you absolutely could've turned your wretched egg donor down and decided to spend the holiday with your dad. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
That, or he dumps her so he can continue on...either way, Kat loses, so I support it. LOL@Nicole not even remotely supporting her daughter.
Eva, you absolutely could've turned your wretched egg donor down and decided to spend the holiday with your dad. #BeyondtheGates
Eva, you absolutely could've turned your wretched egg donor down and decided to spend the holiday with your dad. #BeyondtheGates
Watch, the cardboard cutout will propose to Kat just so he can advance on partner track. 🤣 I look forward to it...or at least the absolute *disaster* it will be. Especially when he probably ends up cheating on her again with whoever breathes in his direction. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Watch, the cardboard cutout will propose to Kat just so he can advance on partner track. 🤣 I look forward to it...or at least the absolute *disaster* it will be. Especially when he probably ends up cheating on her again with whoever breathes in his direction. #BeyondtheGates
Why is Izaiah's hoodie all nastily covered with sweat? It's excessive.
NOT TED BLOCKING HIS DAUGHTER'S BLESSINGS. 😒 worst timing. #BeyondtheGates
NOT TED BLOCKING HIS DAUGHTER'S BLESSINGS. 😒 worst timing. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Why is Izaiah's hoodie all nastily covered with sweat? It's excessive.
NOT TED BLOCKING HIS DAUGHTER'S BLESSINGS. 😒 worst timing. #BeyondtheGates
NOT TED BLOCKING HIS DAUGHTER'S BLESSINGS. 😒 worst timing. #BeyondtheGates
😒 if these [redacted] writers are still going to tank Dani and Andre after all this, declarations of love, this conversation with Nicole and Anita...they really aint shit. So, I fully expect it to happen. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
😒 if these [redacted] writers are still going to tank Dani and Andre after all this, declarations of love, this conversation with Nicole and Anita...they really aint shit. So, I fully expect it to happen. #BeyondtheGates
Honestly, Ted should just hang it up. He could just spend some time with Eva and some time with Kat--they are ADULT women who don't need to like each other. And we'd be spared having to listen to Kat's blathering on...I'm just gonna skip the rest of this BS. Princess victim. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Honestly, Ted should just hang it up. He could just spend some time with Eva and some time with Kat--they are ADULT women who don't need to like each other. And we'd be spared having to listen to Kat's blathering on...I'm just gonna skip the rest of this BS. Princess victim. #BeyondtheGates
They're doing WAY too much with this fake affair. Vernon isn't cheating with Sharon 🙄 it's some singing practice/vocal coaching or whatever. Get TF on. #BeyondtheGates
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
They're doing WAY too much with this fake affair. Vernon isn't cheating with Sharon 🙄 it's some singing practice/vocal coaching or whatever. Get TF on. #BeyondtheGates
For her sake, I hope so. It can't be good...and she sprays an INSANE amount. In her giant living room, okay. But that extended spray in her little office today was crazy. 💀
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
For her sake, I hope so. It can't be good...and she sprays an INSANE amount. In her giant living room, okay. But that extended spray in her little office today was crazy. 💀
So, they've confirmed Tyrell is 17. 😒 Who writes this nonsense? Martin should've been finished with university and then some when Katrina hit. Nicole and Ted should've adopted Tyrell and Samantha. That would've made far more sense. #BeyondtheGates
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
So, they've confirmed Tyrell is 17. 😒 Who writes this nonsense? Martin should've been finished with university and then some when Katrina hit. Nicole and Ted should've adopted Tyrell and Samantha. That would've made far more sense. #BeyondtheGates