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· Sep 1
I thought 15 shows would be a lot, but, actually...a bit about me:
Bron/Broen
Lupin
Beck
Gangsta
Sapphire and Steel
Le bureau des légendes
Killing Eve
Hannibal
The Wire
Sherlock
Cowboy Bebop
Beef
Orphan Black
名探偵コナン
Luther
Bron/Broen
Lupin
Beck
Gangsta
Sapphire and Steel
Le bureau des légendes
Killing Eve
Hannibal
The Wire
Sherlock
Cowboy Bebop
Beef
Orphan Black
名探偵コナン
Luther
Completely get there's all levels of expertise on IG. E.g. feed just suggested the most asinine video of a metal candle holder wall install...and the "creator" does so directly under what appears to be a wooden picture frame. Fire hazard and destruction of art all in one ✨ Ugly AF to boot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Completely get there's all levels of expertise on IG. E.g. feed just suggested the most asinine video of a metal candle holder wall install...and the "creator" does so directly under what appears to be a wooden picture frame. Fire hazard and destruction of art all in one ✨ Ugly AF to boot.
Idk, but I am ready to smack Hayley through the screen.
Ah, Honessa spending Thanksgiving with bargain bin bitch, how heartwarming. Lol, of course the twins are nowhere to be seen. #BeyondtheGates
Ah, Honessa spending Thanksgiving with bargain bin bitch, how heartwarming. Lol, of course the twins are nowhere to be seen. #BeyondtheGates
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Idk, but I am ready to smack Hayley through the screen.
Ah, Honessa spending Thanksgiving with bargain bin bitch, how heartwarming. Lol, of course the twins are nowhere to be seen. #BeyondtheGates
Ah, Honessa spending Thanksgiving with bargain bin bitch, how heartwarming. Lol, of course the twins are nowhere to be seen. #BeyondtheGates
Tired of Kat's delusions. She spent almost 30 (? who knows on this show) years being Ted's only daughter and was CLEARLY doted on, wanted for nothing, and spoiled AF. You don't get to be an entitled bitch any other way. Here she goes talking about being "second place" to Eva. #BeyondtheGates
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Tired of Kat's delusions. She spent almost 30 (? who knows on this show) years being Ted's only daughter and was CLEARLY doted on, wanted for nothing, and spoiled AF. You don't get to be an entitled bitch any other way. Here she goes talking about being "second place" to Eva. #BeyondtheGates
Excuse me? How old is Martin supposed to be? I thought he and Smitty were late 30s/early 40s.
I was in my freshman year of university when Katrina hit. And Vernon thinks Martin was supposed to be "too young to remember?!" This is insane and makes no sense??? #BeyondtheGates
I was in my freshman year of university when Katrina hit. And Vernon thinks Martin was supposed to be "too young to remember?!" This is insane and makes no sense??? #BeyondtheGates
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Excuse me? How old is Martin supposed to be? I thought he and Smitty were late 30s/early 40s.
I was in my freshman year of university when Katrina hit. And Vernon thinks Martin was supposed to be "too young to remember?!" This is insane and makes no sense??? #BeyondtheGates
I was in my freshman year of university when Katrina hit. And Vernon thinks Martin was supposed to be "too young to remember?!" This is insane and makes no sense??? #BeyondtheGates
LMAO, Kat don't nobody want your raggedy man. 😂 Delusional ass bitch, go to therapy...but it may not even help. Where's the smoke for the cardboard cutout? Dummy. #BeyondtheGates
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
LMAO, Kat don't nobody want your raggedy man. 😂 Delusional ass bitch, go to therapy...but it may not even help. Where's the smoke for the cardboard cutout? Dummy. #BeyondtheGates
The lead-in on this broadcast re: latest white supremacist terrorist deployment in NC was something like 'they are racially profiling people and stoking fear.'
Me: So, just like cops and all other "LEOs?"
It's all one project, they've just expanded. Have we been living in the same place?
Me: So, just like cops and all other "LEOs?"
It's all one project, they've just expanded. Have we been living in the same place?
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The lead-in on this broadcast re: latest white supremacist terrorist deployment in NC was something like 'they are racially profiling people and stoking fear.'
Me: So, just like cops and all other "LEOs?"
It's all one project, they've just expanded. Have we been living in the same place?
Me: So, just like cops and all other "LEOs?"
It's all one project, they've just expanded. Have we been living in the same place?
Also, a lot of team entitled little bitch is muted. Ya girl made her choice 😂 and is beyond pathetic trying to keep that cardboard cutout who *willingly* cheated on her and has no respect for her. The deranged sodium-laced Eva hatred is unnecessary. #BeyondtheGates
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Also, a lot of team entitled little bitch is muted. Ya girl made her choice 😂 and is beyond pathetic trying to keep that cardboard cutout who *willingly* cheated on her and has no respect for her. The deranged sodium-laced Eva hatred is unnecessary. #BeyondtheGates
Ugh, we're starting with the perimenopausal teenager today. "Child," you are LUCKY you're just banned from screens. They should've shipped your fast ass off to live with your recovering addict mama aka into oblivion where we don't have to see either of you again. #BeyondtheGates
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ugh, we're starting with the perimenopausal teenager today. "Child," you are LUCKY you're just banned from screens. They should've shipped your fast ass off to live with your recovering addict mama aka into oblivion where we don't have to see either of you again. #BeyondtheGates
So...idk if that weirdo interview she gave a beat ago (something something petite desirability iykyk) was performance art, but I kind of fuck with this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfas...
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November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
So...idk if that weirdo interview she gave a beat ago (something something petite desirability iykyk) was performance art, but I kind of fuck with this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfas...
Jan is hilarious, talkin bout "in the end" boring beak couldn't compete with Dani. I know that's her daughter and all, but be SO for real, there was never any competition. Not even in her next lifetime could boring beak DREAM of being in the same league as Dani. 🤣 #BeyondtheGates
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Jan is hilarious, talkin bout "in the end" boring beak couldn't compete with Dani. I know that's her daughter and all, but be SO for real, there was never any competition. Not even in her next lifetime could boring beak DREAM of being in the same league as Dani. 🤣 #BeyondtheGates
We don't need to imagine a genocidal "state" that has succeeded in surpassing the horrors of the Nazis--it has been here. Every horrific and cruel act (and that's outside of the apartheid) supports the case for forfeiture of their state. A disgusting varietal of white supremacy, period.
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We don't need to imagine a genocidal "state" that has succeeded in surpassing the horrors of the Nazis--it has been here. Every horrific and cruel act (and that's outside of the apartheid) supports the case for forfeiture of their state. A disgusting varietal of white supremacy, period.
Leslie evil AF and the Duprees are *powerless.* #BeyondtheGates
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Leslie evil AF and the Duprees are *powerless.* #BeyondtheGates
LMFAO Derek wants boring beak over his hot coworker? He is truly the biggest loser. #BeyondtheGates
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
LMFAO Derek wants boring beak over his hot coworker? He is truly the biggest loser. #BeyondtheGates
Super disappointed in MAED--product received was either empty or the applicator was completely defective.
How quickly excitement to try turned into abject rage. Going right back to Sephora later today. 😑 I understand these things happen with quality control, but quite sour on the brand now.
How quickly excitement to try turned into abject rage. Going right back to Sephora later today. 😑 I understand these things happen with quality control, but quite sour on the brand now.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Super disappointed in MAED--product received was either empty or the applicator was completely defective.
How quickly excitement to try turned into abject rage. Going right back to Sephora later today. 😑 I understand these things happen with quality control, but quite sour on the brand now.
How quickly excitement to try turned into abject rage. Going right back to Sephora later today. 😑 I understand these things happen with quality control, but quite sour on the brand now.
LOL, I'm sorry...Eva calling Ted "dad" is somehow worse than her sleeping with Tomas? Team Kat takes all the Ls. 🤣 #BeyondtheGates
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
LOL, I'm sorry...Eva calling Ted "dad" is somehow worse than her sleeping with Tomas? Team Kat takes all the Ls. 🤣 #BeyondtheGates
Going to wait for the de min exception to return. There's no domestic substitute and I refuse to pay. That repugnant piece of shit doesn't understand even basic math (much less economic theory).
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Going to wait for the de min exception to return. There's no domestic substitute and I refuse to pay. That repugnant piece of shit doesn't understand even basic math (much less economic theory).
Even worse makeup for the perimenopausal teenager. 😖 #BeyondtheGates
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Even worse makeup for the perimenopausal teenager. 😖 #BeyondtheGates
Well, well, look at Joey--proud of how far Izaiah's come. ...guess that's nice, considering Elon really aint shit. (But something in my spirit rejects the notion of this criminal wm being more of a father than the man actually present in his life...) #BeyondtheGates
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Well, well, look at Joey--proud of how far Izaiah's come. ...guess that's nice, considering Elon really aint shit. (But something in my spirit rejects the notion of this criminal wm being more of a father than the man actually present in his life...) #BeyondtheGates
They could've kept everything but the scenes with Dani and Andre today. Trash garbage. #BeyondtheGates
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They could've kept everything but the scenes with Dani and Andre today. Trash garbage. #BeyondtheGates
Good job New York ✨. May you hold Mamdani accountable and become a city where working people can live with dignity.
...also, I hope all those fuckheads who said they would leave the city if he was elected DO. Get lost, you've been ruining New York and making it unlivable for decades. Mass exodus
...also, I hope all those fuckheads who said they would leave the city if he was elected DO. Get lost, you've been ruining New York and making it unlivable for decades. Mass exodus
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Good job New York ✨. May you hold Mamdani accountable and become a city where working people can live with dignity.
...also, I hope all those fuckheads who said they would leave the city if he was elected DO. Get lost, you've been ruining New York and making it unlivable for decades. Mass exodus
...also, I hope all those fuckheads who said they would leave the city if he was elected DO. Get lost, you've been ruining New York and making it unlivable for decades. Mass exodus
Ah, Honessa's idiocy is evergreen. Doesn't the club have a dress code? Joey's ugly jacket shouldn't be allowed. I guess Honessa comes from money but lacks discretion...discernment...tact...class...🥴...she's a sex addict who wants to play with the big bad criminal at ANY cost . #BeyondtheGates
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Ah, Honessa's idiocy is evergreen. Doesn't the club have a dress code? Joey's ugly jacket shouldn't be allowed. I guess Honessa comes from money but lacks discretion...discernment...tact...class...🥴...she's a sex addict who wants to play with the big bad criminal at ANY cost . #BeyondtheGates
Ugh, here comes Leslie to shit all over what was a touching moment between Eva and her father. Because nothing exists unless it's about HER #BeyondtheGates
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ugh, here comes Leslie to shit all over what was a touching moment between Eva and her father. Because nothing exists unless it's about HER #BeyondtheGates
Alright, about to hate-watch the finale of Watching You--I am prepared to be disappointed by this ugly white MF not being beaten to a pulp.
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Alright, about to hate-watch the finale of Watching You--I am prepared to be disappointed by this ugly white MF not being beaten to a pulp.
Serious question: is the wardrobe for Ted for Maurice or...??? Because not a single suit has fit Keith properly. #BeyondtheGates
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Serious question: is the wardrobe for Ted for Maurice or...??? Because not a single suit has fit Keith properly. #BeyondtheGates
Halloween is for the kids, not hoes, you miserable bitch. Leslie is trash. #BeyondtheGates
October 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Halloween is for the kids, not hoes, you miserable bitch. Leslie is trash. #BeyondtheGates