Robert Jones
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this is NOT funny or cute, AUSA's only say things like this when they are in distress
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
this is NOT funny or cute, AUSA's only say things like this when they are in distress
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did somebody with internet brain do a Bugonia to Savannah Guthrie's mom?
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
did somebody with internet brain do a Bugonia to Savannah Guthrie's mom?
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He was talking about how the woman was crying and weided out by the age difference and wanted to go back to Ukraine. It doesn’t matter if she was an adult, it was one of the most disturbing things I’ve read in this entire batch of horrors.
Giants co-owner Steve Tisch says his creepy emails with Jeffery Epstein were about "adult women." defector.com/giants-co-ow...
Giants Co-Owner Steve Tisch Says His Creepy Emails With Jeffrey Epstein Were About "Adult Women" | Defector
The United States Department of Justice on Friday released another batch of files from its investigation into sex offender and human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Included in these latest files are…
defector.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
He was talking about how the woman was crying and weided out by the age difference and wanted to go back to Ukraine. It doesn’t matter if she was an adult, it was one of the most disturbing things I’ve read in this entire batch of horrors.
someone should tell the NYC Police Commissioner about this guy
Giants co-owner Steve Tisch says his creepy emails with Jeffery Epstein were about "adult women." defector.com/giants-co-ow...
Giants Co-Owner Steve Tisch Says His Creepy Emails With Jeffrey Epstein Were About "Adult Women" | Defector
The United States Department of Justice on Friday released another batch of files from its investigation into sex offender and human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Included in these latest files are…
defector.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
someone should tell the NYC Police Commissioner about this guy
I’m about halfway through my first ever watch of The Sopranos and obviously it’s very good but it’s also so funny to me how often it focuses on peripheral non-mafia Italian characters (Melfi’s husband) agonizing over anti-Italian discrimination & stereotypes.
February 2, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I’m about halfway through my first ever watch of The Sopranos and obviously it’s very good but it’s also so funny to me how often it focuses on peripheral non-mafia Italian characters (Melfi’s husband) agonizing over anti-Italian discrimination & stereotypes.
In top of everything else tomorrow is Groundhog Day so I gotta listen to some overgrown rat tell me it’s going to be cold for at least six more weeks
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
In top of everything else tomorrow is Groundhog Day so I gotta listen to some overgrown rat tell me it’s going to be cold for at least six more weeks
Ol Jeff Epstein loved taking pictures of his buddies in their tighty whities, a classic thing all guys love to do with their buddies & acquaintances
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Ol Jeff Epstein loved taking pictures of his buddies in their tighty whities, a classic thing all guys love to do with their buddies & acquaintances
It’s bullshit how doing dry January & working out more improved my mental & physical well being. Sure I feel better but at what cost
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
It’s bullshit how doing dry January & working out more improved my mental & physical well being. Sure I feel better but at what cost
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Sorry, y’all, it’s DEI Settlement now
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Sorry, y’all, it’s DEI Settlement now
White Settlement, Texas has been overrun by the woke mind virus
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
White Settlement, Texas has been overrun by the woke mind virus
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Coming soon to the CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil
Oh look, according to Peter Attia MD “pussy is low carb” something that is totally normal for a doctor to say to Epstein, who had previously been convicted of procuring a child for prostitution
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Coming soon to the CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil
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new CBS contributor Peter Attia
Here is Peter Attia MD emailing Epstein’s assistant claiming he goes into “JE withdrawal” when he doesn’t see him.
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 AM
new CBS contributor Peter Attia
TikTok suddenly convinced I need to see a bunch of posts from Uncle Ruckus coded accounts talking about how Somalians are entitled and not even black
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
TikTok suddenly convinced I need to see a bunch of posts from Uncle Ruckus coded accounts talking about how Somalians are entitled and not even black
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I love Christopher Guest movies and by their design they were always only as good as the comedic actors involved and it’s one of the absolute purest ways to see just how much people like Catherine O’Hara and Fred Willard brought to the job. It sucks to lose them but it’s also just magic to see them
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I love Christopher Guest movies and by their design they were always only as good as the comedic actors involved and it’s one of the absolute purest ways to see just how much people like Catherine O’Hara and Fred Willard brought to the job. It sucks to lose them but it’s also just magic to see them
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just because i had an odd experience meeting don lemon doesn’t mean i think he should be arrested over it
i was at a media event and was being introduced to a group of people and the second person in was just staring at me, i asked him his name and he flatly goes “i’m don lemon” and i realized it was him and i didn’t recognize him so i said “hi don lemon” and he stared at me blankly after shaking hands
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
just because i had an odd experience meeting don lemon doesn’t mean i think he should be arrested over it
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The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
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Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Graham objected to unanimous consent.
And he blocked the business of the Senate.
Any Senate Democrat could do this.
And he blocked the business of the Senate.
Any Senate Democrat could do this.
NO SENATE VOTE TONIGHT
Couldn’t get all senators to allow a speedy vote. Schumer tells reporters Lindsey Graham is blocking it. “That’s the holdup,” Schumer tells reporters. Graham wants to keep a provision letting him sue to pocket $500,000 over J6 phone records seized.
Couldn’t get all senators to allow a speedy vote. Schumer tells reporters Lindsey Graham is blocking it. “That’s the holdup,” Schumer tells reporters. Graham wants to keep a provision letting him sue to pocket $500,000 over J6 phone records seized.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Graham objected to unanimous consent.
And he blocked the business of the Senate.
Any Senate Democrat could do this.
And he blocked the business of the Senate.
Any Senate Democrat could do this.
hearing they arrested don lemon for 'being a little too saucy with it'
January 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
hearing they arrested don lemon for 'being a little too saucy with it'
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interested to learn what “at my direction” means because it sounds like “without a warrant”
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
interested to learn what “at my direction” means because it sounds like “without a warrant”
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Cuck Schumer strikes again
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Cuck Schumer strikes again