The primary function of AI is to make LinkedIn posts even stupider.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The primary function of AI is to make LinkedIn posts even stupider.
This is good rock and roll…uh…music
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is good rock and roll…uh…music
This is where I post from if you even care.
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is where I post from if you even care.
Hospital fit check
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hospital fit check
This commenter has incredibly bad taste
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This commenter has incredibly bad taste
My poor friend has had his X account suspended because of a 5-8 year-old Tweet.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My poor friend has had his X account suspended because of a 5-8 year-old Tweet.
We need to require a license to make analogies.
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We need to require a license to make analogies.
You got it, boss!
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
You got it, boss!
Darth Vader planned the Louvre Heist originally for NBA Opening Night; however, his partner in crime, Hakeem Jeffries--wanting to see the Lakers--had him bump up the date. They sold the jewels for World Series tickets because they're huge fans of Julio Rodriguez. But sadly, the Mariners lost.
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Darth Vader planned the Louvre Heist originally for NBA Opening Night; however, his partner in crime, Hakeem Jeffries--wanting to see the Lakers--had him bump up the date. They sold the jewels for World Series tickets because they're huge fans of Julio Rodriguez. But sadly, the Mariners lost.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
That's it, I'm no longer jealous of people with large follower counts and high engagement
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
That's it, I'm no longer jealous of people with large follower counts and high engagement
Voting yes on prop 50.
October 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Voting yes on prop 50.
Why are they talking to Alien Earth creatives about Breaking Bad?
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Why are they talking to Alien Earth creatives about Breaking Bad?
The only worthwhile thing I've ever made.
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The only worthwhile thing I've ever made.
I’m 48, I can’t possibly remember *everything* I’ve written
September 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I’m 48, I can’t possibly remember *everything* I’ve written
I do read/speak Portuguese! Looks like Eternal Stars is (at least) one Brazilian person charging 49.90 Brazilian Reals (about $9 USD) for these things. Personally, I love that they use Comic Sans!
August 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I do read/speak Portuguese! Looks like Eternal Stars is (at least) one Brazilian person charging 49.90 Brazilian Reals (about $9 USD) for these things. Personally, I love that they use Comic Sans!
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.
August 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.
Finally, I can look like a 48-year-old toddler
July 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Finally, I can look like a 48-year-old toddler
But, they had Giuliani in his *prime*.
June 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
But, they had Giuliani in his *prime*.
Ok but this shit popped on Threads. And I don’t know any of these people who engaged.
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Ok but this shit popped on Threads. And I don’t know any of these people who engaged.
Grand Crew. 2 delightful seasons. What an unbelievable cast and so funny. Also featured Colton Dunn and Ronnie Adrian. In fact, almost the entire Big Team (improv team) was involved either on camera or behind the scenes.
June 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Grand Crew. 2 delightful seasons. What an unbelievable cast and so funny. Also featured Colton Dunn and Ronnie Adrian. In fact, almost the entire Big Team (improv team) was involved either on camera or behind the scenes.
What is *it* that will be plasured, Ruby?
May 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What is *it* that will be plasured, Ruby?
Woo! Yay! Another fucking pope that tried to protect a child molester.
www.pillarcatholic.com/p/vatican-co...
www.pillarcatholic.com/p/vatican-co...
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Woo! Yay! Another fucking pope that tried to protect a child molester.
www.pillarcatholic.com/p/vatican-co...
www.pillarcatholic.com/p/vatican-co...
Warby Parker is partnered with my vision insurance, MetLife! Yay!
But they're out of network so what's the fucking point?
But they're out of network so what's the fucking point?
May 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Warby Parker is partnered with my vision insurance, MetLife! Yay!
But they're out of network so what's the fucking point?
But they're out of network so what's the fucking point?
🎶GNASHED HIS TEETH AND BIT THE RECESS LADY’S BREAST
HOW COULD I FORGET?🎶
HOW COULD I FORGET?🎶
May 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🎶GNASHED HIS TEETH AND BIT THE RECESS LADY’S BREAST
HOW COULD I FORGET?🎶
HOW COULD I FORGET?🎶