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Calamity Thomas Jane
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Moron with Gravitas
Things that are older and more established than ICE:

Zoolander
iMac
Blink 182’s Enema of the State
Beyonce’s career
The Millennium Force roller coaster in Cedar point
ICE should be cracking down on the cartels, not our communities.

ICE should be deporting gang members, not small business owners.

ICE should be hunting down human traffickers, not moms and babies.
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I can be a very pragmatic guy, but this is the kind of shit that makes me look like an asshole for voting for Democrats
ICE should be cracking down on the cartels, not our communities.

ICE should be deporting gang members, not small business owners.

ICE should be hunting down human traffickers, not moms and babies.
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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The primary function of AI is to make LinkedIn posts even stupider.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The primary function of AI is to make LinkedIn posts even stupider.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My parents just paid another 2 months from retirement. If he had 60 days straight in SNF, Medicare would have paid. But he went to the hospital 2 days before hitting the 60 day mark, resetting it. The cost is now $44k.

Please donate and/or share. Every little bit helps and is hugely appreciated
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is good rock and roll…uh…music
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you’re a reporter who digs really fat bald guys with OCD/anxiety and loves taking improv classes, hmu.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is where I post from if you even care.
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Golden is a good song and I don’t begrudge autotune as an artistic choice.

But YouTube vocal coaches who think a live performance that also uses autotune is real are either liars fishing for subs or nowhere near as competent as they claim.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hospital fit check
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This thread is riveting! They're both singing ABBA now!
My Uber driver is driving like he has star power in Mario Kart. And even if he does, I don’t.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I know I got a new pixie cut but this seems a bit extreme.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
want to feel old? you're 48
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
YOU A PLEBE: 90s music was great, Nirvana, Dre, En Vogue, Spice Girls!

ME AN ACADEMIC: (plays She Likes Me for Me by Blessid Union of Souls on repeat)
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This commenter has incredibly bad taste
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It’s not bad enough that the dude next to me in the doctors’ office is listening to some video aloud. But it’s also narrated by an AI voice
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My poor friend has had his X account suspended because of a 5-8 year-old Tweet.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Friday Night Lights Season 2
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Cooley High
Monsoon Wedding
Rad
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
can we just have our civil war now and get it over with?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 6d
The Supreme Court will hear a case that could decide whether states can count postmarked mail ballots that arrive after Election Day — something that about 20 states and territories currently allow. n.pr/3LwuxpK
The Supreme Court will hear a challenge to grace periods for mail ballot returns
The Supreme Court will hear a case that could decide whether states can count postmarked mail ballots that arrive after Election Day — something that about 20 states and territories currently allow.
n.pr
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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if you feel yourself start to panic, stop and ask yourself - “wait - is this even my disco?”
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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so i guess it's legal now to throw sandwiches at law enforcement. is this the society we want to live in? one where we can go to subway, order up the sloppiest tuna sandwich with marinara and vinegar and oil and just throw them at ICE or cops with impunity? is it?
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM