Jimmy Valmer
@standupjimmy.bsky.social
Aspiring standup comedian born with cerebral palsy. Comedy can be the best therapy very much. Wow, what a terrific audience!
Michael Caine was the only good thing about the movie.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Michael Caine was the only good thing about the movie.
…it’s very enjoyable in the air. Historically, Fucking was mostly popular amongst men, but during the 20th century, women have also come to love Fucking.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
…it’s very enjoyable in the air. Historically, Fucking was mostly popular amongst men, but during the 20th century, women have also come to love Fucking.
You’re welcome, buddy.
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You’re welcome, buddy.
That’s terrible. I hope you get better real soon. Here, Scott asked me to bring you this. [gives him the plate of toast] It’s dry toast, it’ll settle your stomach.
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That’s terrible. I hope you get better real soon. Here, Scott asked me to bring you this. [gives him the plate of toast] It’s dry toast, it’ll settle your stomach.
It’s the least I can do. How are you feeling, buddy?
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s the least I can do. How are you feeling, buddy?
Sure thing. [carries the plate of toast upstairs and knocks on the bedroom door]
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sure thing. [carries the plate of toast upstairs and knocks on the bedroom door]
Sure thing. [carries the tray upstairs and knocks on the bedroom door]
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sure thing. [carries the tray upstairs and knocks on the bedroom door]
Aww, poor guy. I’ll come and visit him.
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Aww, poor guy. I’ll come and visit him.
Exactly. Come here, buddy. [hugs him]
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Exactly. Come here, buddy. [hugs him]