chris!
@stalewater69.bsky.social
23
autistic asf
she/they
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autistic asf
she/they
taken! 2/24/24
silly butch lesbian
COMMISSIONS OPEN!
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well my controversial take is i have infinite biting rights on all tall people /j
This may be considered controversial, but I enjoy teasing tiny friends immensely. If you're little, I'm going to pick you up and fawn over you. You're getting kissed, you're getting cradled in fingers, you're probably getting your tiny clothes tugged at.
All in loving but possessive care, tiny.
All in loving but possessive care, tiny.
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
well my controversial take is i have infinite biting rights on all tall people /j
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we asked 100 men: what game would you play to bypass discord's age verification?
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
we asked 100 men: what game would you play to bypass discord's age verification?
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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January 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
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hi! i (also) live in pennsylvania. my name is chris, and i am 23 years old. i try my best to take care of myself, i eat three meals a day and two snacks, and i struggle to exercise properly. in the morning, i am greeted by my cat and an insufferable urge to pick at my skin. life is ok!
I live in Pennsylvania, you don't get to know where. My name is Brio. I'm 22 years old. I don't take care of myself, eat one meal a day, and haven't exercised in months. In the morning I have bedhead. Life is fun.
I live in the El Paso, Texas on the Northeast side. My name is Renegade Kangaroo. I'm 38 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face fur is a little matted
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
hi! i (also) live in pennsylvania. my name is chris, and i am 23 years old. i try my best to take care of myself, i eat three meals a day and two snacks, and i struggle to exercise properly. in the morning, i am greeted by my cat and an insufferable urge to pick at my skin. life is ok!
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It’s ok, bunnies don’t bite
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s ok, bunnies don’t bite
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i love him...
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i love him...
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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He knows but he can't prove it
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
He knows but he can't prove it
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I think this every day… Uni is just too cute
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I think this every day… Uni is just too cute
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I’m bored… maybe I’ll go destroy a planet
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’m bored… maybe I’ll go destroy a planet
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black-coded Toriel
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
black-coded Toriel
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
so scawy!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
so scawy!!!!
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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I LOVE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE AND PEOPLE WHO MIGRATE HERE AND PEOPLE OF COLOR AND GAY RIGHTS AND ABORTIONS AND SEX WORKERS AND VACCINES
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November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I LOVE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE AND PEOPLE WHO MIGRATE HERE AND PEOPLE OF COLOR AND GAY RIGHTS AND ABORTIONS AND SEX WORKERS AND VACCINES