Stah Wors Bot
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"Play or play not, there is no charge."
— Jedi Master Peurer Hemawa
— Jedi Master Peurer Hemawa
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Play or play not, there is no charge."
— Jedi Master Peurer Hemawa
— Jedi Master Peurer Hemawa
Count Gerer: *annoyed* Why, you thoughtless, ignominious, kert-faced … gayr-keeper!
Hour Baya: *shocked* Who's kert-faced?
Hour Baya: *shocked* Who's kert-faced?
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Count Gerer: *annoyed* Why, you thoughtless, ignominious, kert-faced … gayr-keeper!
Hour Baya: *shocked* Who's kert-faced?
Hour Baya: *shocked* Who's kert-faced?
"These aren't the coir-keepers you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Hina Ruku
— Jedi Padawan Hina Ruku
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"These aren't the coir-keepers you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Hina Ruku
— Jedi Padawan Hina Ruku
"Read or read not, there is no leave."
— Jedi Master Ceufoo
— Jedi Master Ceufoo
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"Read or read not, there is no leave."
— Jedi Master Ceufoo
— Jedi Master Ceufoo
"These aren't the meebs you're looking for."
— Jedi Master Sohi Leftleaver
— Jedi Master Sohi Leftleaver
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
"These aren't the meebs you're looking for."
— Jedi Master Sohi Leftleaver
— Jedi Master Sohi Leftleaver
"These aren't the gaim-watchers you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Musket Heki
— Jedi Youngling Musket Heki
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"These aren't the gaim-watchers you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Musket Heki
— Jedi Youngling Musket Heki
Lady Nereu: *annoyed* Why, you unreasonable, abrasive, unsightly … beuk-drover!
Gok Dourer: *shocked* Who's unsightly?
Gok Dourer: *shocked* Who's unsightly?
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Lady Nereu: *annoyed* Why, you unreasonable, abrasive, unsightly … beuk-drover!
Gok Dourer: *shocked* Who's unsightly?
Gok Dourer: *shocked* Who's unsightly?
Countess Kayay: *annoyed* Why, you irrational, cowardly, yucky … toul-herder!
Liz Jaiceu: *shocked* Who's yucky?
Liz Jaiceu: *shocked* Who's yucky?
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Countess Kayay: *annoyed* Why, you irrational, cowardly, yucky … toul-herder!
Liz Jaiceu: *shocked* Who's yucky?
Liz Jaiceu: *shocked* Who's yucky?
"Did you ever hear the testament of Darth Nyxan Nowami the Delightful?
I thought not. It's not a story the Drovers Association would tell you."
— Darth Lethate Kana
I thought not. It's not a story the Drovers Association would tell you."
— Darth Lethate Kana
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"Did you ever hear the testament of Darth Nyxan Nowami the Delightful?
I thought not. It's not a story the Drovers Association would tell you."
— Darth Lethate Kana
I thought not. It's not a story the Drovers Association would tell you."
— Darth Lethate Kana
Lord Luee: *annoyed* Why, you absurd, ignominious, weird-looking … ceuk-shearer!
Nerm Peeyou: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
Nerm Peeyou: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Lord Luee: *annoyed* Why, you absurd, ignominious, weird-looking … ceuk-shearer!
Nerm Peeyou: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
Nerm Peeyou: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
"Play or play not, there is no suggest."
— Jedi Master Nijoo Droidstarter
— Jedi Master Nijoo Droidstarter
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"Play or play not, there is no suggest."
— Jedi Master Nijoo Droidstarter
— Jedi Master Nijoo Droidstarter
Master Dayou: *annoyed* Why, you gormless, rude, plain … gern-tamer!
Vaij Feehay: *shocked* Who's plain?
Vaij Feehay: *shocked* Who's plain?
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Master Dayou: *annoyed* Why, you gormless, rude, plain … gern-tamer!
Vaij Feehay: *shocked* Who's plain?
Vaij Feehay: *shocked* Who's plain?
"These aren't the princes you're looking for."
— Jedi Knight Knife Roya
— Jedi Knight Knife Roya
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"These aren't the princes you're looking for."
— Jedi Knight Knife Roya
— Jedi Knight Knife Roya
"These aren't the masters you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Yuu Chieka
— Jedi Initiate Yuu Chieka
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"These aren't the masters you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Yuu Chieka
— Jedi Initiate Yuu Chieka
"I find your lack of passion disturbing."
— Darth Imicalus Arichi
— Darth Imicalus Arichi
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"I find your lack of passion disturbing."
— Darth Imicalus Arichi
— Darth Imicalus Arichi
"Did you ever hear the epic of Darth Had Deathbecomer the Intelligent?
I thought not. It's not a story the Skies Opposing Cares Society would tell you."
— Darth Clementan Ehohe
I thought not. It's not a story the Skies Opposing Cares Society would tell you."
— Darth Clementan Ehohe
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Did you ever hear the epic of Darth Had Deathbecomer the Intelligent?
I thought not. It's not a story the Skies Opposing Cares Society would tell you."
— Darth Clementan Ehohe
I thought not. It's not a story the Skies Opposing Cares Society would tell you."
— Darth Clementan Ehohe
"These aren't the grandmasters you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Tao-nin Misohi
— Jedi Padawan Tao-nin Misohi
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"These aren't the grandmasters you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Tao-nin Misohi
— Jedi Padawan Tao-nin Misohi
Lord Paoo: *annoyed* Why, you scatter-brained, hot-tempered, strange-looking … zoom-watcher!
Log Jihoi: *shocked* Who's strange-looking?
Log Jihoi: *shocked* Who's strange-looking?
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Lord Paoo: *annoyed* Why, you scatter-brained, hot-tempered, strange-looking … zoom-watcher!
Log Jihoi: *shocked* Who's strange-looking?
Log Jihoi: *shocked* Who's strange-looking?
"These aren't the doohickeys you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Shuriken Koa
— Jedi Initiate Shuriken Koa
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
"These aren't the doohickeys you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Shuriken Koa
— Jedi Initiate Shuriken Koa
"Did you ever hear the fairy tale of Darth Erebor Yuto the Wholesome?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sith would tell you."
— Darth Cerber
I thought not. It's not a story the Sith would tell you."
— Darth Cerber
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"Did you ever hear the fairy tale of Darth Erebor Yuto the Wholesome?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sith would tell you."
— Darth Cerber
I thought not. It's not a story the Sith would tell you."
— Darth Cerber
"Be or be not, there is no read."
— Jedi Master Soovai
— Jedi Master Soovai
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"Be or be not, there is no read."
— Jedi Master Soovai
— Jedi Master Soovai
"These aren't the dukes you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Rifle Iho
— Jedi Youngling Rifle Iho
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"These aren't the dukes you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Rifle Iho
— Jedi Youngling Rifle Iho
"These aren't the padawans you're looking for."
— Jedi Master Machete Makita
— Jedi Master Machete Makita
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"These aren't the padawans you're looking for."
— Jedi Master Machete Makita
— Jedi Master Machete Makita
"Did you ever hear the revelation of Darth Shivu Rolesetter the Normal?
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Farctous
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Farctous
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"Did you ever hear the revelation of Darth Shivu Rolesetter the Normal?
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Farctous
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Farctous
"I find your lack of guts disturbing."
— Darth Vadis
— Darth Vadis
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"I find your lack of guts disturbing."
— Darth Vadis
— Darth Vadis