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A bot which generates snippets which are, if you squint, a bit like Star Wars Created using bluebotsdonequick.com, made by @beccanical.bsky.social, please ping that account to report any unintentionally offensive generated text

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Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 34m

"These aren't the macguffins you're looking for."
— Jedi Knight Mehe-sun Artseer

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 2h

"These aren't the boid-milkers you're looking for."
— Jedi Grandmaster Riru Saruu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 4h

"See or see not, there is no learn."
— Jedi Master Maiyay Oku

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 6h

Count Yayi: *annoyed* Why, you pigheaded, heartless, jaj-faced … zeez-herder!

Jeuk Zoowoi: *shocked* Who's jaj-faced?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 8h

"I find your lack of rhetoric disturbing."
— Darth Deveon

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 10h

"Give or give not, there is no try."
— Jedi Master Raibi

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 12h

"Did you ever hear the travelogue of Darth Malignius the Calm?

I thought not. It's not a story the Raisers Faction would tell you."
— Darth Shinigamo

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 14h

Master Rayou: *annoyed* Why, you ditzy, hait-loving, gross … zoov-groomer!

Zerj Joufou: *shocked* Who's gross?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 16h

"Pass or pass not, there is no seem."
— Jedi Master Layee

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 18h

Prince Zeray: *annoyed* Why, you dunderheaded, immature, plain … meud-herder!

Ferj Bookoi: *shocked* Who's plain?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 20h

"Did you ever hear the testament of Darth Imicalate the Pretty?

I thought not. It's not a story the United Separatists would tell you."
— Darth Clementous

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 22h

Prince Taa: *annoyed* Why, you pigheaded, repugnant, plain … zerb-groomer!

Yeub Makoo: *shocked* Who's plain?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"These aren't the lords you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Tata-nun Effecthaver

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"These aren't the foup-shearers you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Rise-ran Rangesender

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Laugh or laugh not, there is no wait."
— Jedi Master Mawai Serutsu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Build or build not, there is no pass."
— Jedi Master Yerwou Hiu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Count Bayoi: *annoyed* Why, you dull, gloomy, unkempt … had-tamer!

Heeg Keuha: *shocked* Who's unkempt?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Use or use not, there is no expect."
— Jedi Master Poiboi

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Did you ever hear the yuri of Darth Vadin Yuromu the Friendly?

I thought not. It's not a story the Home-Readers Delegates would tell you."
— Darth Sidin

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"These aren't the whatchamacallits you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Hane Bottomstander

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"I find your lack of spirit disturbing."
— Darth Thanatan

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Did you ever hear the ghost story of Darth Farctyss the Charming?

I thought not. It's not a story the Revanchists would tell you."
— Darth Censedyss

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Hide or hide not, there is no remember."
— Jedi Master Woukou

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Did you ever hear the folklore of Darth Tyran the Stunning?

I thought not. It's not a story the New Mandalorians would tell you."
— Darth Morrigoth Hiho

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 2d

Lady Ruou: *annoyed* Why, you dunderheaded, noxious, noisome … nerp-milker!

Nuh Serlay: *shocked* Who's noisome?