Not that many, if he thinks Screech and Urkel are examples of hard-working, studious kids.

There were four free throws awarded to the Kings in the final two minutes with no contact at all. That was the difference in the game.

It was so blatant!

It's too stressful just being a major league fan.

My WashPo subscription ran out last week and I'd decided months ago (when the announcement came out about the new direction of the opinion pages) not to renew it. This confirms my decision 100 percent. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

My husband said he looked like he forgot his glasses... Or was too vain to put them on.

Why does it feel like so many of the presenters have not seen their scripts before now?

If people are still watching baseball, then it is, by definition, still relevant.

And where are you getting a decent rice, chicken and veggie bowl for $8? You can't even get a bowl that cheap at Chipotle.

Will never not be embarrassed that he is my senator.

As someone whose husband and kids came home from the comic book store with *four* Funko Pops that very day, I was dying.