stabke
@stabke.bsky.social
“Save the neck for me, Clark”
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“Save the neck for me, Clark”
ME: *fumbling with remote* honey which one is ABC
HER:
HER:
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
ME: *fumbling with remote* honey which one is ABC
HER:
HER:
Sorry can’t make it. I’m camped in the TV room until further notice.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sorry can’t make it. I’m camped in the TV room until further notice.
🎶Your name is my name toooo🎶
- his dad
- his dad
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
🎶Your name is my name toooo🎶
- his dad
- his dad
Taylor, look at me. It’s dangerous out there. Take this.
August 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Taylor, look at me. It’s dangerous out there. Take this.
Shots fired: 1,285
Targets hit: 0
Targets hit: 0
August 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Shots fired: 1,285
Targets hit: 0
Targets hit: 0
When the common denominator is your presence
August 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When the common denominator is your presence
Wake up babe. Just found my new campaign slogan.
August 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Wake up babe. Just found my new campaign slogan.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
August 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
August’s millionaire sacrifice was a fun one. Can’t wait for September.
August 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
August’s millionaire sacrifice was a fun one. Can’t wait for September.
Welp, time to go ahead and die.
August 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Welp, time to go ahead and die.
When she’s hysterically crying because she had to throw away spoiled lettuce and you’re afraid things could turn bad
August 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When she’s hysterically crying because she had to throw away spoiled lettuce and you’re afraid things could turn bad
SON: dad what’s the difference between present tense and past tense?
ME:
ME:
August 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
SON: dad what’s the difference between present tense and past tense?
ME:
ME:
A lot of pressure when the king sits behind home plate
July 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A lot of pressure when the king sits behind home plate
I accidentally made eye contact and now it’s mumbling something about getting the hose again
July 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I accidentally made eye contact and now it’s mumbling something about getting the hose again
THEM: You can’t just hide from your problems
ME:
ME:
July 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
THEM: You can’t just hide from your problems
ME:
ME:
The part you save for last when doing a chalk outline of a naked guy
July 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The part you save for last when doing a chalk outline of a naked guy
Kate Bush voice:
🎶and I’m the son of Jor-El,
I kneel before Zod
after I swap the crystals places🎶
🎶and I’m the son of Jor-El,
I kneel before Zod
after I swap the crystals places🎶
June 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Kate Bush voice:
🎶and I’m the son of Jor-El,
I kneel before Zod
after I swap the crystals places🎶
🎶and I’m the son of Jor-El,
I kneel before Zod
after I swap the crystals places🎶
That feeling when you’re no longer the least likable ICE
June 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
That feeling when you’re no longer the least likable ICE
When my son asks why we have to have campfire raccoon for dinner again
June 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
When my son asks why we have to have campfire raccoon for dinner again
Learning to speak Hindi and 10 year old me is already excited
June 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Learning to speak Hindi and 10 year old me is already excited
[shopping]
ME: Look, learning to read can be fun so if you see words you know just yell em out
MY SON:
ME: Look, learning to read can be fun so if you see words you know just yell em out
MY SON:
June 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[shopping]
ME: Look, learning to read can be fun so if you see words you know just yell em out
MY SON:
ME: Look, learning to read can be fun so if you see words you know just yell em out
MY SON:
“If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.”
June 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.”