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Thou must be kidding!
It's got to be him...who else gets angry then picks up their phone to vent?...anyway, I'm starting my own airline service soon...door to door...and you can even smoke.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Stairs can be scary.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It's not pink, but it's filled with hope.
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you can, try to laugh at him, otherwise he will infest your mind with hatred...he is 'the beast' of revelation my friend. Keep him far away from your soul.😔
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Didn't your mother teach you not to play with your food."
-Xena
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We don't want to talk about it,
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm RICH!
I won all of that except the fire arm...we're not very good with technology.
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Call 1800 lazarus for your air uber.
No lines to check-in, no x-rays and no judgement.

Just remember to bring your own snacks...also you steer with your hips, so wear something comfortable.
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Thank you my friend...there's a special pair of shoes that go with it...😃my fathers day favourites.
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Yep...and if you miss, a couple of dried garfish to the face can buy you enough time to vanish.
I'm still searching for my poor wife.
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I've considered producing my own line of designer clothes...🙄
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
😄😄😄

My slippers are for throwing at the kids...and woe to those who drink coffee from them.
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They said we were being bombarded by coronal mass elections from the sun...😕
We don't even know what that means!
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We just thought it was because of that time in the 60's when we took Tylenol.
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My cat got captured by a lizard.
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hello Merlin,
Thankyou for putting me on your show...may your days be always blessed...🙏🐪
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Thank you very much Ray.

I appreciate the special guest appearance. The kids think I won and theyre so happy.
May your days be always blessed.
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just keep it down in there you lot!

Some of us are trying to sleep!
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Happy 'All Saints' day everyone.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
They remind me of my old nativity hounds...it's very difficult to get them to all say cheese at the same time...half of them think they're getting a treat.
October 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
She's a little lion...❤️
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
She just wants to love someone ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM